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""Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" "
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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""Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
The Brains vs. the Brawns
Well, last week James curses me, and this week he loves me. Awww. Koror "leader" Ian admitted that his team is like the Bad News Bears, they are down, but not out and they'll get up and keep on truckin'. Ian - you were able to go down and hold your breath for lengthy and frequent dives. Wow!
Tom - you kicked butt in that IC. Guess that you have alot of experience with pulling long hoses.
Angie - Ulong would have no fire if it weren't for your adept RC duck-n-run skills. any petty theft record?
BJ - so, what was your first impression of Angie and how many brain cells did it cost you to change it?
Jeff - are you hot for Kim? c'mon, you can tell me buddy. *wink wink*.
Kim - how do you feel about my awkward announcement of your Romber-like alliance? Anyone upset about our snuffed survivor tonight? It was like seeing Shawna all over again. Y'all made the right choice. 
(sings) Weee don't neeeeeed another Osssssteeeennnn. **NOTE** - Anyone not signed up as a character, is still invited to participate with us, just not as one of the characters. We love for you to make comments & ask questions about the characters or about posts - be yourself, or a cameraperson or other crew - be creative. (If any characters become available, I will put a Notice post in the thread.)
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smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 01:16 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
Well, well - my journey has ended.It's obvious that being a strong person on this tribe is the kiss of death. First our leader goes, and now me. Ulong is doomed. Have fun ladies and germs - though I doubt you will. By the way, look for my top and thong on ebay next. You know you want them. Bid early and often! xoxox Ibe - thanks for keeping me warm! 
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 03:31 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
Goodbye, Ashlee. They ... uhh, I mean you will be missed. Especially in the close ups.But more upsetting to me is that my Sponsor Scouts are missing out on these opportunities. Where is the Campbell's clam soup tie-in? Hello?!!? And the sunken flint in the foot locker? Couldn't we have thrown in some fancy basketball shoes and sold a Foot Locker commercial or two? C'mon people. Pringles and Pontiac "Specks" don't pay all of the bills around here. Jiffy's drycleaning alone is killing me. 
Mark "Money Makes The World Go 'Round" Burnett
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 01:08 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
Hey boss! Why can't we do scenes from the loser lodge house like Big Brother does? *Heavy sigh* I keep forgetting that we have some new crew members this season. Here's the drill: 1. Wait for more losers in Losers Lodge.
2. Grind the Viagra tablets and put them in the LL cocktails.(if necessary)
3. Videotape steamy action.
4. Offer aforementioned steamy action with cheesy *boom chakka chakka boom* porn music in the "Extras" section of Survivor DVD.
(5. Rake in the money *) * EPMB only
Mark "Money Machine" Burnett
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 05:58 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
Oh, Stephanie. You have no idea. There is a rich tradition of Survivor castoffs kissing up to me in the hopes of 15 more minutes of fame. (Rupert was such a furry kiss a$$ that I had to manufacture a way for him to get paid.) Now Ashlee and her "Salute to Flotation Devices" is at Losers Lodge, with more hot babes on the way. And you suggest that I would get down with Wacky Wanda? You have a fear of success don't you?
Mark "Don't Bite the Hand that Rocks the Immunity Challenges" Burnett
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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02-26-05, 06:33 AM (EST)
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50. "RE: Hey Ashlee...." |
I've a song for you...
Blurted Phrase #7: "Wanda is Right! Too many models!!!"
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 08:47 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
LAST EDITED ON 02-25-05 AT 08:50 AM (EST)AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
The rats are FREAKING ME OUT!! Eww ewww eww ewww ewww!
(Taking a deep, cleansing breath) I'm ok. Just don't
make me eat them! My mad monkey skills weren't enough for us to win reward,
but I really did try my best. Katie, I need to show you how
to swing like Tarzan. Do I look too emaciated to anyone? I look like I could use a decent meal. I'm just glad that Aquaman (aka Ian) was able to help us retrieve our flint. Whew. And Tom? He's another one with Lungs of Steel. He was our
strength during the IC. Thanks, big guy. 
At this point, I don't seem to create any drama. Zzzzzz.
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rasslinmomma 938 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 09:22 AM (EST)
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8. "I'm workin' it hard" |
Alright, all you guys who thought I was weak and worthless, listen up....YOU UNDERESTIMATED ME. Who got the first flag for our team? I DID. Who was the first one to bring back a second flag? ME! So Jo, if you can hear me from LL, then listen up...you were so wrong about me and now I'm vindicated. At least for a week or so.... So I bust my A$$ for you guys so you can have the Rupert/Aquaman kit, and what do you do with it? Man, those weren't fish, they were bait. And a giant clam? You don't need a spear for clams, guys. Bring back the big fish, or you're gone. I've got just a little cred now, and I'm milking it for all it's worth. 
Why haven't I sunburned yet?
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02-25-05, 01:49 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: I'm workin' it hard" |
Would it kill you to borrow a pair of pants from somebody? you totally ruined my eyes for that rc which was why I didn't do so good.
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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02-26-05, 06:39 AM (EST)
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51. "RE: Could you TINT that canvas a little?" |
Blurted Phrse #8: "Squint or not squint! You are toast either way!"
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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02-26-05, 05:34 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
Blurted Phrase #3: "Lawyer's Suck ass!
Oh shit here comes a clown!!!"
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02-25-05, 11:21 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
Just when things couldn't get any worse...First I'm ripped from a sound slumber. Then I'm relentlessly pawed at. Then I get dunked into the ocean. Then I spend a miserable night on some stupid beach. No fire. No shelter. It's freakin raining. I'm cold. It's really dark except there's somebody out there with a camera. I can't see his face because he has a spotlight on his camera. So I'm kinda spooked out. Way to go Tom, pick a place to go where we have nothing because you want an adventure. An adventure for me would be if you would have just stayed at the bottom of the ocean during the IC. So I finally leave this stupid tribe and what happens? I'm back. They're pawing at me and then I get geezer lips on top of my head. Keep Willard away from me, please! (*shudders*) But I guess I was silly to think that the other tribe of savages would rescue me, I mean these were the people who couldn't paddle a boat. Oh well. But at least now I have BABOO to keep me company. I'm willing to bet that by day 3, he'll have wished that he stayed at the bottom of the ocean! Although, I'm wondering, how the did the savages luck out and find you so quickly? I'll have to have a nice talk with the Cameraman. It's just a little bit fishy... But BABOO you put up a hell of a fight and didn't make it easy for them to get you. I love it! Confessions of an Immunity Idol
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 09:08 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
>Jeff, I'm feeling a little cold...wanna
>snuggle? I thought you hadn't noticed my chest. I wouldn't have noticed yours today if your buff hadn't slipped in the challenge. Nice Bra. So come on over here and bed down. Think of me as a big, macho pillow. Just as long as you realize this doesn't mean we have an alliance. <wink, wink> Oh, and nice recovery in the TC. I don't like you either. It's strictly a warmth thing. Besides, you might give me cooties. 
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 01:01 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
LAST EDITED ON 02-25-05 AT 01:01 PM (EST)I thought that was really good advice Willard gave me about keeping my knees up during the challenge. I wonder why he waited til I broke my kneecaps trying before he clued me in? Oh, well, I'm still here.
I'm so darn perky.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 01:23 PM (EST)
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20. "Dear Mr. Burnett," |
Thank you! You are the greatest man in the world! We admit, we didn't believe you when you said you could help us, we never dared to dream that you actually cared, but you not only kept your promise, you kept it to a degree beyond what we ever could have imagined. To be so lonely and so hungry for so long -- and then you send us not one, not two, but nine people to change our lives and diet in one fell swoop? We, sir, love you. From now on, you may consider yourself kin to us. We certainly feel as if you're part of our family.Sincerely,
the rats. P.S. If it's not too much trouble, we'd like to save Willard for a while. The name has a certain significance to us and -- well, he looks stringy.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 01:57 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Dear Mr. Burnett," |
We certainly feel as if you're part of our family. Some in Hollywood would certainly agree. Just remember to fill out your timecards at the end of the day and turn them in to the nearest Production Assistant. Also, squeaks and squeals of outrage are fine, but if you actually speak I have to pay you as much as the cast members and CBS will squeal at the expense. And thank you for the kind words. That's more than I've received from these Survivor DAWs.
Mark "Rapport with the Rodents" Burnett
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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02-25-05, 02:36 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Dear Mr. Burnett," |
Just remember to fill out your timecards at the end
of the day and turn them in to the nearest Production Assistant.No need. We work for food. By the way, please let us know if you need us to knaw through any of the bits of peeled bark holding their shelters together. (We think they're shelters. We've been told what shelters do, and we're pretty sure that's what they were trying to accomplish. We don't know why it's not working, though.) Also, squeaks and squeals of outrage are fine, but if you
actually speak I have to pay you as much as the cast members and CBS will squeal at the expense. Don't worry. So far, the only people who understand us are you, James, Coby, and all of the programming executives at FOX. And we don't speak to the last ones any more. We do have some standards. Sincerely,
the rats.
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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02-26-05, 05:48 AM (EST)
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48. "RE: Dear Mr. Burnett," |
Blurted Phrase #5: "Speaking of rats, have you seen Janu's front teeth?"
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-05, 01:42 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: Dear Mr. Burnett," |
There's a dirty joke just waiting to happen...but I'll
take the high road, even though I'm dying to blurt it out.
Stifle stifle stifle stifle...
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02-25-05, 01:54 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
Once again I was awesome. After watching those morons do us a favor and vote off one of their strongest, then proceed to show their ineptitude at the Immunity challenge I say that our tribe will be sitting pretty until the final 8. yes I know I conveniently left out willard who was a worse anchor than that box I dragged from the middle of the ocean. Heres hoping that they vote off Bobby John next. Guess there is no plotting necessary around here for quite a while.
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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02-28-05, 04:39 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Coby...this is just for you!" |
Thanks it's delicious!
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-05, 04:48 PM (EST)
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72. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
You went? And you succeeded? Really? A hearty slap on the back to you.I fell asleep watching Katie's 50th attempt to cross the sand pit on a rope. Or was it the 100th? She was on that rope for about a week. Didn't it occur to anyone to just have her STOP after the 8th or 9th attempt so somebody else could go? And whose plan was it that Tom, the most agile of the old crowd, would throw the bags instead of running the course? Did he knock ANYONE off? Did Burnett HAVE to show us shots of Janu sliding on that pole when she couldn't walk across it? I'm glad our pole was the other one. Because I don't know if there was enough sanitizer in the South Pacific to clean that bad boy afterward. And has anyone else noticed that if Janu is within 5 feet of a tree or board, she immediately wraps her body around it? Is this what all "exotic dancers" do? I haven't ever been in one of those places, but I'm told that the poles in there are generally brass.
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03-02-05, 07:15 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: "Be the Survivor 10" - Ep. 2" " |
Did Burnett HAVE to show us shots of Janu sliding on that pole when she couldn't walk across it?They're called R-A-T-I-N-G-S, Jeff. Viewers who want to see showgirls sliding on poles are usually watching HBO, so any Challenges that result in pixellated nakedness or women wrapped around objects cause uncontrollable Nielsen-gasms over at CBS. Janu may have seemed a little off-balance, but let's give her a break. She's used to strutting across a stage in high heels, wearing a ten foot feather headress. Just like Coby on a typical Friday night.
Mark "No Stranger To Showgirls" Burnett
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