Here are the numbers Marcopolo says he stumbled across over on SurvivorNet:We've received some info from an anonymous source about the voting totals for the Survivor America's Tribal Council.
Can we trust them? Who knows. CBS reportedly said that Rupert received 87% of the vote. These totals say Rupert got 84%. Also, according to the source, RUDY beat TOM in the voting (but at a slight margin). But CBS put Tom in the Final Four.
Regardless, here are the "supposed" results, plus Markopolo's commentary:
Who should win the million dollars?
0% Alicia
0% Amber
2% Colby
0% Ethan
1% Jenna L.
0% Jenna M.
0% Jerri
1% Kathy
0% Lex
0% Richard
0% Rob C.
5% Rob M.
2% Rudy
84% Rupert
1% Shii Ann
0% Susan
0% Tina
2% Tom
Markopolo's note: Wow, I can't believe Jenna L got 1 percent!
Best fight
5% Ted / Ghandia
19% Kimmi / Alicia
33% Rupert / Johnny Fairplay
13% Robb strangles Clay
31% Boston Rob / Lex
Markopolo's note: Hands down, Kimmi and Alicia should have won. But this country is infected with Rupert-itis.
Best villain
19% Richard
56% Johnny Fairplay
12% Rob C.
1% Brian H.
13% Jerri
Markopolo's note: Shockingly, Lillian was not listed.
Hottest male Survivor
20% Ethan
11% Boston Rob
57% Colby
5% Hunter
3% Burton
2% Andrew
0% Greg
1% Gervase
0% Robb Z.
1% Alex
Markopolo's note: The choices here were confusing. The ladies really liked Gabe, Jed, Ken, and Silas more than a bunch of those selections.
Hottest female Survivor
8% Colleen
19% Elisabeth
26% Amber
6% Jerri
7% Heidi
13% Jenna M.
2% Sarah J.
10% Alicia
2% Erin
6% Darrah
Markopolo's note: THE TRAVESTY OF THE YEAR!!!!!!! How on earth could Elisabeth Filarski Hasselebeck NOT be the hottest ever. Lizzie....I apologize for all the idiots in America!
Biggest Survivor moment
8% BORNEO: Susan's rat-and-snake speech
11% OUTBACK: Michael Skupin falls in the fire
7% THE AMAZON: Girls get naked for peanut butter
42% PEARL ISLANDS: Rupert steals shoes from the Morgan tribe
19% PEARL ISLANDS: Jon 's "dead"-grandmother hoax
4% ALL-STARS: Richard's shark-bite encounter
4% ALL-STARS: Boston Rob negotiates with Lex to save Amber
4% ALL-STARS: First Survivor kiss
Markopolo's note: STUPID! STUPID! STUPID PEOPLE! Rupert-itis MUST halt now! The correct winner should have been "Girls get naked for peanut butter." OK, the rat and snake speech is probably the biggest, but I REALLLLLY like peanut butter!