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"S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13"
DEVILRAYS 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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12-15-03, 02:23 AM (EST)
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"S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
Pulau Tiga (ep 7) Pagong's Anti-Alliance Voting (non)Strategy! Australian Outback (ep 11) Amber Doesn't Realign With Kucha! Africa (ep 4) Silas' Strategy Proposal! Marquesas (ep 8) Rotu 4 Reveal Boot Order at IC8! Thailand (ep 7) Shii Ann's Defection Strategy! Amazon (ep 10) Alex Scares Rob Out of Alliance! Well, this is the last week of gufus, folkypokes. At least for this season, anyway. Come next weekend I will start the final vote with both Production and Contestant gufus and the like with all the finalists included. Here's how it works this week: This week, you are allowed to vote for up to FIVE contestant gufus over the course of the final TWO episodes. You can have three from week 12 and two from week 13, or one from 12 and four from 13, or all five from 12 if you want; the total of the two shows cannot exceed five per person. The top FOUR vote-getters this week will go to the final vote; there will be no wild cards from this week. Both this and the wild card thread are open until this weekend when the final vote begins. Here are the standings. Weekly Winners Week 1 winner: Morgan's Poor Market Strategy Week 2 winner: Morgan Blows Another IC Lead Week 3 winner: Osten Sinks His Own Tribe's Boat Week 4 winner: Burton Gets Drake to Throw IC Week 5 winner: Michelle Subverts Drage Plan, Chugs Her Smoothie Week 6 winner: Jon Spills Beans to Morgan About IC4 Week 7a winner: Osten Throws In the Towel. Again. Week 7b winner: Morgans Alienate Lill Week 8 winner: Christa Shoots Off Her Mouth at TC Week 9 winner: Drake Alliance Does Nothing About Jon's Plans Week 10 winner: Sandra and Christa Vote with Jon Week 11 winner: Everyone Trusts Jon Wild Card Contenders Nicole Shoots Off Her Mouth Morgan Can't Find Water Source Morgan Puts Ryan S. First in RC Osten Throws In the Towel Shawn Loses Fishing Spear, Can't Find It Sandra Alienates Morgan in Taking Tarp Osten, Tijuana, and Lill Swim Away from RC Conflict Lill Goes Fishing and Loses Last Hook Morgan Votes Out Worker Lill, Saves Lazy Darrah Morgan's Poor RC Performance Andrew and Ryan Get Lost Without Map Jon Doesn't Know How to Steer Osten's Laziness Over Shelter Jon Shoots Off His Mouth at TC Trish Spills Beans About TC Plans Osten's Wimpy Attitude Rupert Goes Ballistic on Jon Drake and Morgan Screw Up Challenge Again Morgan Runs Out of Food, Won't Eat Crabs On Beach Burton Paints Target On His Back at IC Balboa Hands Rupert Immunity After Plotting His Demise Darrah and Tijuana Turn Against Ryno Burton Gives Reward to Jon Balboa Votes Off Rupert Sandra Votes for Jon Tijuana Blabs to Jon Sandra Doesn't Confess to Dumping Fish Lill Storms Out of Talk at Reward Christa Acts Too Zealous to Backstab Production Nominees Narrow IC Path Prevents Passing Two Ryans on Same Tribe Three Non-Swimmers on Morgan Promised "Photo Finish" Never Takes Place Ryan O.'s "Package" Visible in Relay IC Doesn't Test Tribes' Teamwork Casting of Jon Excessive Hype for Weak Treasure CBS Website Spoils RC and IC Winner Morgan Gets to Steal a Drake Member Excessive Hype for TC Performance Predictable Gross-Out Eating Challenge Jiffy Trashes Losing Drake Kidnapping Not Even Mentioned After IC5 Shower Issue From Website Never Happens Lackluster RC with Small Cannonballs Casting of Osten Outcast Tribe Twist Producers Don't Make Osten Walk the Plank Osten Possibly Still Being Paid Sudden Merge After Outcasts Return IC7 Favors Men Absence of Expected "Wedding" CBS Website Declares "Jenna" As IC Winner No Mention of Giving Away Immunity Another IC Out of Players' Hands Another IC Out Of Players' Hands IC Favors People On Top Half of Target Jeff Reads All Votes at TC9 Guilting RC Winners Into Giving Up Their Rewards Shot of Snake Eating Lizard Casting of Darrah Jeff Screws Up IC Judging Lousy Execution of Loved One Reward IC Obviously Weighted for Darrah Group Reward Late in the Game
Remember that the final vote will begin this next weekend, probably sometime late Sunday night. It's time for the last gufu bash, people; knock yourselves out with Captain Morgan's rum!
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I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-15-03, 02:40 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
Burton lets Lill doubt their allianceBurton takes Jon on reward, lets girls strategize Burton too cocky, refuses to believe he is in danger (i don't know, maybe those three should be combined into 1 or 2, howver you see it appropriate D-RAYS) Darrah TELLS Lill she won't take her to the Final 2!
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-15-03, 07:55 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
Week 12: 1. Burton takes Jon on reward, giving the girls a chance to strategize.Week 13: 1. Darrah won't "commit" to taking Lil to F2 2. Lil votes out Jon, who she could've beaten, and keeps Sandra. Production: Week 12: 1. An immunity challenge that is slanted towards people who've lost a lot of weight. Of course Darrah was going to be able to reach the key faster. 2 Having the Survivors use their OWN canteens in the IC. I bet they had a helluva time getting the salt water out and getting them clean enough to drink from again. 3. When Jon & Burton are returning from reward, use of a shot of the boat with Jiffy still on board. Week 13/Reunion: 1. Jeff saying that "Lil won 6-1" while everyone is celebrating. Jon Sig 2. Interview with the teenage challenge designer. Ugh. As if Darrah wasn't a bad enough interview. This kid had nothing. Sandra wins! Sandra wins! Start Weight:339 Last Weigh-in:289.5 Loss To Date:-49.5
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-15-03, 09:12 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
1. Lil's poor handling of the jury, starting with her insult of three members in her opening speech.2. Burton takes Jon on reward, leaving the women alone to plot his demise. 3. Lil grills Darrah on F2 in front of other people. She could have probably gotten a firm commitment from her if the other two wouldn't have been there listening. Production: 1. Jiffy says Lil won 6-1. I am the embodiement of snarky, sarcastic and smart.
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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12-15-03, 09:46 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
week 12 Gufu#1 Burton taking jon on the Rc with him week 12 Gufu#2 Sandra plotting to sabotage the tribe rather than try to strategize week 13 Gufu#1 Lill takes Sandra over Jon now that is just straight up stupid week 13 Gufu#2 Ruperts whining at Tc yea she lied to you get over it Week 23 gufu #13 Jons the only one to get the shark question right exactly how many land sharks have the rest of these people heard of it
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-15-03, 11:48 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
Vote 1 (week 12): Burton takes Jon on Reward, leaving ladies behind to plot against them.Vote 2 (week 12): Jon overplays his dead granny again. Vote 3 (week 13): Darrah doesn't assure weepy Lill she's got her back. Vote 4 (week 13): Jon forces Sandra to swear on her kids, using his fake dead granny ploy yet again, even though it should have been obvious to him that Sandra wasn't in his corner for any reason anyway. Vote 5 (week 13): Lill votes out Jon, saves Sandra, when she knew she had a better chance of beating Jon.
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Fishercat 4168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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12-15-03, 12:55 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
E12- Burton taking Jon with his reward, which he and Jon KNEW would allow the females to conspire, and ultimately cause Burton (and Jon's) demise, although neither of them would have been able to beat Lil in the final challenge, one of them may have been able to pull off going and winning (Burton more likely). What actually happened is that Burton met his demise in this same episode and Jon died with Lil's choice.E13- Multiple girls (Jon was the only girl who didn't miss it) and the jury blowing a common sense question in the trivia challenge. My goodness, when did a fatal massive land shark come into existence? E13- Lil taking Sandra over Jon if she was going for the money. At least with Jon, it would have been a close vote most likely, but she took Sandra who was likeable, was there for anyone's vote, and as a whole was blunt. She shared one of Sandra's only bad qualities in the game which was riding the coat tails. Jon would have gotten the strategy vote and the "Lil lied to me" vote, but enough to win is really a question. E13- Darrah tells Lil that she will not take her F2, dur. E13- The Jury, for the 7th season in a row, not asking the question "Give me a reason why the other person deserved it", man, I am waiting for that question.
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-15-03, 01:18 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
Ep 12: 1. In a plan that proves that cocky is stupid,(is anyone ever going to figure this out?!) Burton and Jon trot off to reward, leaving the girls behind to mop floors, peel potatoes--and sharpen their claws. 2. Jonny Overplay digs up grandmas bones yet again...as if anyone cared at that point.Ep 13; Lillian, proving to us all that she is thinking with her head, chooses Sandra over Jon for final two. (Stop trying to sound intelligent, it only makes you look more foolish..and I didn't think that was possible.) Rupert, whining and refusing to let go of the bone when he didn't get the answer from Lil that he wanted. All the jury, for having the audacity to demand honesty...every single one of these people in their kiss and cry interviews throughout this show said you had to lie to win...so why then whine and demand total honesty at TC?
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tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-15-03, 09:54 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
1) Burton takes Jon for the "overnight date," (what, no conjugal visit?) leaving the girls time to pull together a plan to oust the boys. How stupid are you??? Grab Sandra because she never got to go on a reward. Grab Lil because she is a whiny b!tch. I know you don't want to leave Jon alone strategizing with the women, but Jon actually likes you. The women? Not so much anymore. Do NOT provide them any opportunities. 2) The girls get rid of Burton before Jon. There are some that would say that due to Burton's potential immunity threat, one should get rid of Burton first. I heartily disagree. Generally, the last immunity competitions are either A) Fallen Comerades (he doesn't know squat) B) Survival skills (he's a tool, but not the sharpest in the box) or C) some endurance test (generally women are better). Therefore, no worries. Get rid of the "brains", Jon, first, before he plays you all like a piano and destroys your alliance. 3) Darrah and Lil allow Jon to get in the middle of their alliance In a brilliant move on his part (ladies, if you had gotten rid of Jon in the first place, you would not be having this issue--see Gufu #2), Jon stirs up dissention between Darrah and Lil by bringing up who they would pick to be in the Final 2. Both ladies allow themselves to be foolishly drawn into discussing two moves ahead. Jon: had nothing to lose. Darrah & Lil: had everything to lose. The result: Darrah is booted and Jon is allowed an extra three days and more money. 4) Lil votes out Jon and keeps Sandra OK, if you weren't smart enough to get rid of Jon as #5, you may as well let him go up against you in the jury. Don't forget that Sandra didn't vote for half the people on the jury--playing the "I had no idea you were going to go" card very smoothly. Also, don't forget that Burton is p!ssed at you, and Rupert and Christa think Sandra's their long lost sister. Lil allows herself to believe what everyone is feeding her ego--that people actually like her and that she would have no problem winning a jury vote against anyone. 5) Lil's poor handling of jury questions Lil gets waaaaay too emotional and accusatory towards the jury members--again a sign of too much ego. She needs to remember who is signing her paycheck figuratively and moderate her words and her tone. No one wants to hear that they were lazy and not contributing...it is not the way to inspire votes.
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DEVILRAYS 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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12-19-03, 04:17 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
CONTESTANT1. Burton Turns Cold to Lill 2. Lill Takes Sandra to F2 3. Lill Sucks in Front of the Jury PRODUCTION --Malfunctioning Planks in IC12 --Allowing Jury to Compete in IC13 --Jiffy Declares Lill Winner After Sandra Cleaned Her Clock --"Sandra is the only Survivor EVER to receive no votes" - you mean, besides the other six
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DEVILRAYS 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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12-23-03, 03:06 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 12 and 13" |
The finals will begin this week sometime, as I have been sick and busy with my crappy holiday job, which, thank EPMB, ends tomorrow at 11, at which time I will look up to the sky and thank EPMB or some higher power that it's all bleeping over. In any case, I always noticed in the past that the gufu participation sort of trailed off toward the end of the season, but I dodn't know why...now it makes perfect sense. I had a ton of votes the first week, a decent amount most other weeks, and hardly anything this week. Oh well; as you said, the hardcore Gufu-lovers such as you and me will decide the champion.
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