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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!"
shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 07:58 PM (EST)
 
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"HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
....well, I've figured out my summer project (besides being a full fledged media whore that is). It is with great pleasure that I bring you the inaugural SB.Com Celebrity Member Survivor!! That's right, 16 of you will be chosen by yours truly to participate in the first ever SB.Com Survivor. This is NOT a fantasy game...this is for real. Every week I will submit a detailed summary of the week's episode much in the same way I did for the regular, boring, no personality Survivor. Only this show is all about you guys! There will be drama, there will be alliances, there will be backstabbing, starvation, sex, chocolate, crying and in the end, victory for the sole survivor! Now, to answer the question you've all been waiting for....How do I get on this fabulous show? Easy, all you have to do is fill out a simple application. The applaication will ask some very personal questions, but your responses MUST be made public as you learn the first lesson in being a media whore...your life is not your life anymore, its ours! Now, keep something else in mind, even if you don't apply for the show, you still might be selected anyway as I have determined that anybody who has ever posted on this forum is immediately eligible. I'm looking for 16 dynamic, unique and hopefully conflicting personalities and I won't take no for an answer. Because of the secrecy of the project, the location and the cast will not be revealed until the first summary...however, I do not have airtight security on the set and I expect possible spoilers to emerge and be posted on the board. I know you people love my summaries (I hope) but, now here's your chance to be a part of them! Without further ado, the application: Please respond with quotes so I can keep track of your answers accordingly.
Background questions
1. Age 2. Marital Status 3. Kids? 4. Employment? 5. Educational background? 5.5 Military background? 6. Intersting employment background? 7. Gender? 8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding  Survivor questions 9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? 10. Now the one(s) you admire the least? 11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be? 12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless? 13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe? fun facts 14. Describe your most embarrasing moment? 15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding) 16. Favorite Food? 17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)? 18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one) 19. Favorite book? (may list more than one) 20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2? 21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)
The show will be shot at the same place as all the rest of the Survivor shows, a sound stage in Los Angeles...right Survivor Dawg? 
And remember one thing, even if you don't apply you still might find yourself selected and then it will be at the author's descretion to fabricate your background as he sees fit...so I suggests you fill out the applications or else run the risk of being subjected to tabloid-style journalism.
P.S. I'll be posting this thread on every board (sorry GT) cause I don't want anyone to miss out and I really don't know where this goes yet.
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 11:36 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment? It would help if you would narrow it down to "most embarrasing moment not involving alcohol". dangerkitty
 "Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 00:31 AM (EST)
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2. "post your apps on this thread" |
Where do I
>send my application? ...if you want to be a media-whore, you have to learn the first lesson....NO PRIVACY...so post your apps in this thread. Besides, this will give everyone a chance to see the inner workings of the whole casting process...I might even post the fina cast interviews when I get around to them. I'll also post a lot more info about the way this is gonna work tomorrow night, but basically your involvement ENDS when you fill out your app....the rest is up to me..you just have to sit back and wait for the summaries to see if you made the show, and then to see how you are edited. One thing I will tell you, the final two will be live in a chat room on SB (written summary to follow of course) and the jury will be required to vote for the winner...so I don't decide the final winner.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 03:16 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: post your apps on this thread" |
>I'll also post a lot more
>info about the way this
>is gonna work tomorrow night,
>but basically your involvement ENDS
>when you fill out your
>app....the rest is up to
>me..you just have to sit
>back and wait for the
>summaries to see if you
>made the show, and then
>to see how you are
>edited.
>
>One thing I will tell you,
>the final two will be
>live in a chat room
>on SB (written summary to
>follow of course) and the
>jury will be required to
>vote for the winner...so I
>don't decide the final winner.
>
shucks, this sounded great until the chat bit, dammitall I don't do chat; honestly, arranging that, sounds neat but how you gonna do that?
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SherpaDave 8326 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 12:47 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-11-01 AT 01:32 PM (EST)Edited to remove a dumbass question I had and just fill out the app instead: Background questions 1. Age
34, but would turn 35 during the "run" of the show. 2. Marital Status
Married. 3. Kids?
Two boys, 2 1/2 yrs. and 2 1/2 wks. 4. Employment?
According to my business cards, I'm a Senior Web Engineer, whatever that means. 5. Educational background?
B.S. in Interdepartmental Studies in Speech from Northwestern University (translation: I was a Theatre major who took too many classes outside the Theatre department). Don't ask me how a classically trained actor became a Senior Web Engineer, but it should translate well to being a Shameless Media Whore. 5.5 Military background?
My fraternity pledge son was a Naval ROTC. That count? 6. Intersting employment background?
Was in a touring improv show created by the guy who later created "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Did fund-raising for United Way.
Was officially a Digital Sherpa (hence the handle). 7. Gender?
Male. 8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding
588-2300-EMPIRE (inside Chicago joke to curry favor with the judge). Survivor questions 9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?
The kangaroo on the left looked like it had the upper hand in its boxing match with the 'roo on the right. 10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?
Duh, the 'roo on the right. 11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?
I would do my damnedest to write eminently quotable posts right before Shakes writes each summary to make him want to keep me around. Also known as the Andy Van Slyke strategy (inside baseball joke to earn brownie points from the judge). Also, I'd walk around in my birthday suit on my birthday. Hey, it worked for Dicky. 12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?
I once convinced a kid I didn't like that a friend of mine had died when he was out with pneumonia. On the day my friend came back to school, we let everyone know what was going on. My buddy wore a white suit and everyone pretended they couldn't see him while he kept saying things like, "Jim, you're next. I've come back for you, Jim." Even the teachers were aware of it and played along. We let poor Jim get pretty worked up before dropping it. 13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?
Well, it's an internet survival contest. I'd say a Digital Sherpa should be pretty well qualified for that. fun facts 14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?
Tie: 1) Having a snotball fly out of my nose onto my girlfriend's face while I was kissing her, or 2) squeezing my (different, later) girlfriend so hard while we were having sex that she unleashed a gargantuan fart. 15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
Ummm... see #14. 16. Favorite Food?
Gyros. 17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?
By the time this challenge rolls around, I figure I'll be REALLY hungry, so I'd pick someone nobody would miss and pull a Hannibal Lecter on him. skierdude10 would be a likely candidate. 18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
"Delicatessen" 19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
The Brothers K by David James Duncan 20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?
Only if he straps on Colby's “Outback Porta-Pussy.” (See http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/DCForumID2/1467.shtml) 21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)
Colby's “Outback Porta-Pussy”
SAFECO Field
Diaper Genie (parents of young'uns know what this is; it could easily be adapted to handle the tribe's sewage problems)
A web-cam (so I could transmit back to the board spoilers that Shakes wouldn't want everyone to see)
Howard Stern, bound and gagged (so I could kick the crap out of him whenever someone was pissing me off) Can I have my lovely parting gifts now?
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colleenwannabe 455 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 04:43 PM (EST)
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9. "My lovely application..." |
>1. Age : 34
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>2. Marital Status : Yes
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>3. Kids? : Two sons
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>4. Employment? : IBM, technical writer
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>5. Educational background? B.A. in English
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>5.5 Military background? No way
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>6. Interesting employment background? Avon lady, dry cleaning, H&R Block receptionist
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>7. Gender? : Female
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>8. Social Security Number and
>major credit card # (just
>kidding : No way
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>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most? : Alicia and Mad Dog
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>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least? : Amber and Mitchell
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>11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be? : As entertaining as possible
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>12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless? : Deletion of important file.
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>13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe? : Maintaining in the face of adversity
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>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment? : Forgetting the ending to a joke in front of at least 10 people, including my boss and his boss.
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>15. Ever experienced that not
>so fresh feeling? (just kidding) : at least once a month
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>16. Favorite Food? : avocados
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>17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)?
>: Vampkira
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>18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one) : Bringing up Baby and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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>19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one) Maia and Rachel Ray
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>20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2? : Nah.
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>21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!) My Basset Hound, brush, conditioner, razor, and pillow
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Mitrelleum 257 desperate attention whore postings
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05-14-01, 03:48 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
HOT DIGGITY DAMN!!!!
Background questions
1. Age
29
2. Marital Status
Single
3. Kids?
None
4. Employment?
Food Service Manager
5. Educational background?
High School education (12&1/2 years)
5.5 Military background?
I stood in front of a cannon once
6. Interesting employment background?
Warner Bros. Studio Store employee. (Believe me, that was interesting...)
7. Gender?
Male
8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding
Survivor questions
Umm...5...
9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?
Jeff, Tina, Mad Dog, Keith, Alicia, Rodger, Elisabeth
10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?
Jerri, Mitchell, Kel
11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?
Lay low at first but fight for the team, after the merger, try not to be so athletic, gain people's trust and learn others strategies.
12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?
This week, an employee of mine who has been slacking and has little respect for my position, came in to find his hours completely cut from the schedule.
13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?
Sense of humor, unbiased psychological outlook, practicality, organization, and well thought out strategy.
fun facts
14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?
My uncle almost caught me polishing the candle in the bathroom
15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
As a matter of fact, I...Hey! Wait a second...
16. Favorite Food?
Pasta and chicken combinations
17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?
Superman! For encouraging me to vote!
18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
The Goonies, Poseidon Adventure, South Park
19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
Dragonlance Chronicles
20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?
If he lets me tie him up
21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)
Prescription goggles
Listerine
Deck of Uno cards
Nail Clippers
Red convertible Volkswagen Beetle PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PICK ME!!!!
I want to be your Survivor whore!!!
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AresMars 283 desperate attention whore postings
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05-14-01, 09:48 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
Background questions 1. Age - 40 2. Marital Status - Yep, 13 and going strong 3. Kids? - 1 boy, 10 yrs
4. Employment? - Software Application Developer 5. Educational background? - Some College 5.5 Military background? - er... Does being born on Twenty-Nine Palms count? 6. Interesting employment background? - Use to build passenger aircraft, now I go by train. 7. Gender? - Male 8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding ) – You show me yours and I’ll show you mine Survivor questions 9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? PyschoMichael and Kentucky Joe 10. Now the one(s) you admire the least? ScerriJerri and Bitchell 11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be? Poison my opponents against each other until they turned and fed on themselves ...hee ...hee 12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless? Set up a co-worker I didn’t like to fail on an important project. In all fairness he tried to do it first. 13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe? Be there when they need a friendly ear, until my knife slips in their back of course. Fun Facts 14. Describe your most embarrassing moment? When I was about 8 I woke up from a nap and went out to the playground for our complex....to bad I didn't get dressed first. 15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding) Only after franks and beans. 16. Favorite Food? Spaghetti and meatballs. 17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be
updated accordingly if need be)? – Shakes, SurvivinDawg, or Ice Cat. 18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
Independence Day, Boys in Company C, Matrix, Green Berets 19. Favorite book? (may list more than one) The Stand, LOTR, Dune 20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2? Hmmm, He’d have to have some major corrective surgery first. 21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list) (No survival items!)
1) Sketch Pad and Pencils
2) Camera and Film
3) A baseball
4) A Laptop and lotsa of batteries
5) My coffee cup
There are two types of people, predators and prey, and the sound you hear is the sharpening of my claws.
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unknownsurvivor 26 desperate attention whore postings
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05-14-01, 06:31 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
Ok I am new here but would really like to be concidered for your show.
so here's the dirt Background questions 1. Age - 22 2. Marital Status - single 3. Kids? - none that I know of 4. Employment? - Car audio installer 5. Educational background? - Hs and minor college 5.5 Military background? - I own a set of camo clothes and a gun. 6. Intersting employment background? - Used to pickup bodies for local funeral homes 7. Gender? - male 8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding
only if you promise not to tell any one else
Survivor questions 9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? - mike and roger 10. Now the one(s) you admire the least? - jerri and debb 11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?
kiss ass and do what ever the producer tells me to.
12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless? - not showing up to work on time for 6mo strait 13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe? - the ability to build any thing, start a fire, and cook rice fun facts 14. Describe your most embarrasing moment? - getting cought with the bosses daughter on the table in the break room 15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
after I answered question 20
16. Favorite Food? - twinkies and ho-hos 17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)? ellippis - they already know who will win 18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one) - hannible 19. Favorite book? (may list more than one) - hannible 20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2? - only if it was more than 1 million for the prize 21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!) -
duct tape
brittany spears
contacts and soulution
arsnic
body bags Unknownsurvivor
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Play2Survive 270 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-01, 00:43 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
>There will be drama, there will
>be alliances, there will be
>backstabbing, starvation, sex, chocolate, crying
>and in the end, victory
>for the sole survivor!
>
>
> Background questions
>
>1. Age ..... 34
>
>2. Marital Status ..... singly
>
>3. Kids? ..... None
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>4. Employment? ..... former Marketing Consultant, future Media-whore-with-a-disturbing-twist
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>5. Educational background? ..... Calvinism and the Theater
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>5.5 Military background? ...... Uh, no.
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>6. Intersting employment background? ...... Dancing bartender
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>7. Gender? ..... male
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>8. Social Security Number and
>major credit card # (just
>kidding ..... after we have sex
>
> Survivor questions
>
>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most? Varner
Tina
Alicia
>
>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least? Amber
Colby
Mitch >11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be? Find out as quickly as possible what this clown’s game is all about. If it’s anything like the real Survivor, I will avoid offensive behavior like singing Fiona Apple songs, comparing myself to Miss America, assigning names to other player’s dinner, breaking into obscene snoring after getting off with Mom, and talking about my own bodily odors. >12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless? When I was four years old my old lady made me hit the hay before I was ready. After tucking me in and giving me a kiss goodnight, she turned to the door. I shouted for her to stop, and in a deadly serious low tone said, “Mom. Some day I’m going to cut your head off.” (This day has not yet come). >13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe? A photographic memory for numbers, perfect arches in my feet, athletic prowess, exceptional investigative skills (like picking Amber to win it all in the PTTE), strong physically conditioning, an irrational fear of flags, and ancient Chinese ass cleaning secrets.
>
> fun facts
>
>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment? When I was 13 and my mom caught me and the neighbor girl showing each other our recently developed bushes in the laundry room. >15. Ever experienced that not
>so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
>
Foaming Oven Cleaner works like a charm >16. Favorite Food? Sushi >17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)?
>
SurvivorDawg, ItzLisa, Cass12, Skierdude or Ayak – depending on the stage in the game that I win said challenge >18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one) Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
The Ref
Six Degrees of Separation
The Party
Heathers
Elizabeth
Love and Death >19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one) Confederacy of Dunces >20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2? What gender is a clown? What does a clown look like naked? Does a clown kiss with mouth open or closed? Are clowns dominating or passive? Do clowns want to cuddle after sex? ….. ok, yeah, all right, if I must. >21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!)
>
A volleyball
Pen and paper (no, that’s not two items, it’s the kind my grandmother used to buy, where the pen was actually attached to the note pad with a string)
Soap
A case of diet doctor pepper
A clown suit
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-01, 03:16 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: And now, the movie" |
I'm beginning to suspect shakes is Bruce Dern but, lol, don't let on, let's see how he runs things out. hoooohoooooo!!!!
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cass12 16 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-01, 11:09 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
1. Age
242. Marital Status
Engaged 3. Kids?
2 dogs and a cat (Adopted, not spawned by me) 4. Employment?
Full time black witch 5. Educational background?
Witchcraft, and some college 5.5 Military background?
None 6. Intersting employment background?
Motivational speaker at prisons nationwide 7. Gender?
Female 8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding
I can get you some stolen ones if you need 'em Survivor questions 9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?
Jeff, Mad Dog, Tina 10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?
Kel, Amber 11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?
Curses, Curses, Curses 12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?
Leading the police on a long car chase after robbing a liquor store 13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?
See #11 and also catching things mid-air when they fall
fun facts
14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?
Hitting a parked car while waving to an ex's grandparents 15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
ZESTY 16. Favorite Food?
Cheese 17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?
GG, VampKria, P2S 18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
Eddie and the Cruisers,Senseless,American Beauty,Shawshank Redemption 19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
Watership Down 20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?
Absolutely 21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)
Vaseline
Ice Pick
Rubber Cement
Whip
Tube of tennis balls
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Play2Survive 270 desperate attention whore postings
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05-16-01, 11:10 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
Can't answer for Cass on her tennis ball fetish, but I chose a volleyball (first on the list mind you) because the final survivor will need a friend. I fully expect Shakes (reality my ass) to off the cool folks early. To last the long, hot summer, I will need a friend to hit around/sleep with. I want Shakes to name it though.
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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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05-16-01, 02:49 PM (EST)
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20. "What the hell...." |
> Background questions
>
>1. Age? 30 (NO! NO!)
>
>2. Marital Status? Very, very married.
>
>3. Kids? Two boys, almost 3 and almost 1.
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>4. Employment? I'm a field research associate in child development. Also known as a stay-at-home mom. Also known as "What do you mean, cook? I haven't even showered yet!"
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>5. Educational background? Bachelor's degree in history, with minors in English and psychology (Can you say "unemployable?" I knew you could!)
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>5.5 Military background? I do nothing that requires me to function in predawn hours. I am violently not a morning person.
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>6. Intersting employment background? I was in this movie on the Internet...also, I was the assistant to the speaker series director for a college, and in that capacity I once got to have dinner with Dr. Ruth.
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>7. Gender? Female.
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>8. Social Security Number and
>major credit card # (just
>kidding My Discover card number is...oh, wait, that's not a "major" credit card.
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> Survivor questions
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>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most? Alicia, Jeff, Tina
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>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least? Mitchell, Amber, Keith
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>11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be? Be sweet and cheerful and helpful, flying under the radar, then cut their knees out from under them as soon as it's feasible, smiling the whole time. Kind of like Tina.
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>12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless? Be a telephone solicitor and call me sometime. I've made several of them cry.
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>13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe? Cooking, organization, sarcasm...oh, and I was a Girl Scout for 12 years, so that would mean, well, nothing except that I was addicted to the damn cookies. I am, however, a mom, and as such, I am constantly surrounded by emotional blackmail, psychological turmoil, attempts at manipulation, and poor acting. Bring it on.
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> fun facts
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>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment? I was breastfeeding at home one day when there is a knock at the door. I rise from the sofa with my babe still cradled in my arm; I am unaware that he has disengaged and is now sleeping peacefully. I greet the UPS man with shirt pulled up, bra unbuckled and exposed to the world. To his credit, he kept a straight face, but I'm sure he had a good story to tell when he got back to the office.
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>15. Ever experienced that not
>so fresh feeling? (just kidding) Every week after watching Survivor
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>16. Favorite Food? Ice cream. Ben and Jerry are my personal gods.
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>17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)? ItzLisa, if she brings the 'Girls with her...I may need them.
>
>
>18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one) Monty Python's The Holy Grail, The Matrix, The Blues Brothers, Henry V
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>19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one) Last Call by Tim Powers, Dune by Frank Herbert, and anything by Tom Robbins
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>20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2? Can I bring my husband?
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>21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!)
>
Carmex
Boggle game
dental floss
aromatherapy cream
pen and paper (because even if I don't win the money, I plan to get a large advance for my autobiographical account of the life and times of a reality show contestant)
I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating. -- George W. Bush
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larman 47 desperate attention whore postings
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05-16-01, 09:37 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: What the hell...." |
OMG! That's it!! I cannot wait for the next phone solicitor...I've GOT to try this one over here! LOL-'lil ole Rachael will give them a run for their money...hope they don't hear the rest of us snickering on the other phone as we are listening in...Thanks!-gator
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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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05-17-01, 03:58 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: What the hell...." |
I have done a version of this. Once I got a call during one of my two-year-old's world-famous temper tantrums. I said to this poor person, "Hey, you know what? I'll sell YOU something." And I hold up the phone to my screaming, floor-pounding child for a moment. Then I add, "It's a once-in-a-lifetime offer that you really can't refuse. Can I just verify YOUR address so I can send him to you C.O.D.?" Funny how quickly they hang up.
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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05-16-01, 04:10 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: What the hell...." |
You app is a riot, samiam!! Great read!
>>5. Educational background? Bachelor's degree in history, with minors in English and psychology (Can you say "unemployable?" I knew you could!)
LMAO! A kindred spirit! Me: Bachelor's in Political Science, minors in theatre and psychology. (Both discarded majors, btw). And with two more upper-division classes, I could have had a third minor in literature. Responses to job search after college: "You're under-qualified." ~or~ "You're over-qualified." dangerkitty
"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella
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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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05-17-01, 03:54 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: What the hell...." |
Ah, yes! So then you either A) spend another two years in school getting trained to do something you don't like but can get a job doing or B) accept a job for which you are horribly overqualified and will be criminally underpaid. BTDT!
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janisella 698 desperate attention whore postings
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05-16-01, 11:35 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
Shakes, do you really need a summer project? I've got a house that needs cleaning and two kids who need chauffering to sports. Wouldn't that be a better use of your time than some imaginary survivor game?I'll answer the questions just in case you decide you need a token soccer mom (and quite frankly I'm scared of the background you might make up for me). Background questions 1. Age
39 (the real 39, not the Jack Benny 39)
2. Marital Status
married
3. Kids?
2 sons 2 cats
4. Employment?
office manager for patent attorney
5. Educational background?
B.A. Social Welfare, paralegal certificate
5.5 Military background?
Does sleeping with a member of the Air Force count?
6. Intersting employment background?
I have dug ditches, dispensed condoms, taught water aerobics, built theatre sets and washed pots and pans, among other things.
7. Gender?
Female
8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding Survivor questions 9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the
most?
Mad Dog
10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?
Colby
11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?
to try to remember to log on and see what I'm up to.
12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?
My kids are 7 and 9 and own no video games.
13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?
I can go from zero to ##### in 2.5 seconds (1.5 when I'm PMSing). fun facts 14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?
I can't remember off-hand, but I'm sure alcohol was involved.
15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding) 16. Favorite Food?
chocolate ice cream
17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?
George Tirebiter or Dalton 18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Zelig
19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
anything by John Irving 20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?
I might 21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No
survival items!)
a high speed modem, deck of cards, guitar, cd player, long book to read
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bergdogg 380 desperate attention whore postings
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05-17-01, 10:31 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
1. Age
18
2. Marital Status
none, I'm 18
3. Kids?
No, I'm 18
4. Employment?
I work at a grocery store
5. Educational background?
High School
5.5 Military background?
HELL NO!!!!!!
6. Intersting employment background?
I pretty much run the place!!!!!!
7. Gender?
Male
8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding
911-00-0000 1234-5678-9012-3456Survivor questions 9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? Colby, cause he won everything
Mike, cause he was no holds 10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?
Keith, the arrogant fu(ker
11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?
Form an alliance, change it if neeed be, and be as nice as possible. Also, definately try to win immunity at all costs
12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?
Getting people to be on your side
13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?
Team worker, inteligent, and hard working
fun facts 14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?
During gym class, while watching this hot chicks ass, my gym shorts fell off and my stiffy was hangin out of my boxers.
15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
you don't wanna know
16. Favorite Food?
pizza
17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?
you, of course
18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
The Shining The Waterboy
19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
The Shining
20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?
If you are a chick, then sure.
21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)
Solar powered flashlight
razor
Clue
Monopoly
Deck of cards There it is. Take me, or don't take me, I don't care. I know that I wouldn't win unless I won some key immunities, cause I am a person that is a threat to very decitful players (VERY LIKEABLE).
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BaquaR13 1336 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-01, 03:22 PM (EST)
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30. "berdog..." |
Now is your embarassing moment really true???????? For reals? D-A-M-N
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BaquaR13 1336 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-01, 07:47 PM (EST)
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35. "I got it right this time.. berdogG(not a vote)" |
So.... you were in PE and u saw her and... just got excited. Is that how it happened? Shakes, if you read this... he wins it for the most embarassing. That one would have hurt man. Did everyone notice?
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BaquaR13 1336 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-01, 03:00 PM (EST)
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29. "hey i am on the edge of my seat here..." |
When are you going to announce the "winners"? I am still trying to figure out if this game is real or not. I guess i beleive it. And... just for the record i didnt send an app;ication because i beleive i may be too young. But i didnt see an age limit in your instructions...is there one?
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Lancerdude74 165 desperate attention whore postings
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05-25-01, 02:02 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM.......casting applications being taken now!" |
Background questions 1. Age 26 2. Marital Status Single 3. Kids? No thanks 4. Employment? Professional Student 5. Educational background? Many years of post-secondary school education (Science, English) that are still being added to. 5.5 Military background? Don't think they'd let me in <wink> 6. Intersting employment background? Pretending to be a sportswriter just to see naked baseball players. 7. Gender? All male 8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding Duh...what's a social security number? (Sorry, I'm from Canada) Survivor questions 9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? Jeff <sigh>, Alicia, Jerri (she was fun) 10. Now the one(s) you admire the least? Nick <yawn>, Kel, Amber 11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be? To keep my hormones under control long enough to find a core group of people that I can trust. Then be fake to everyone else. 12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless? Getting in fights with other kids when they would cheat at musical chairs. 13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe? Athleticism, brains, ability to lie and scheme.... fun facts 14. Describe your most embarrasing moment? Had to be when mommy caught me "choking the chicken" 15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding) Once or twice... 16. Favorite Food? PIZZA! 17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)? Would be nice to see some pictures, but I'd say Vampkira or IceCat 18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one) Romy and Michelle
Clueless
Superstar
A League of Their Own 19. Favorite book? (may list more than one) Buddy Babylon 20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2? I'd do more than that... 21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!) Deck of cards
Toothbrush
Condoms
Bible (for toilet paper)
Statue of Madonna (the singer)
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