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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, "
Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-05, 06:58 PM (EST)
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"Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
It is time for some more answers, if it be your will. People, now is the time to get these sweater and manner questions off your proverbial chests.My questions: Dear Sir, 1. Do you think a black bunny pelt would make a nice sweater? 2. What should I do about all the people who are mocking my new dress? 3. If Landru wears a sweater in a swimming pool that is 60 degrees F, will that keep him warmer than just wearing swimming trunks alone in the pool? What kind of shrinkage should we be concerned about, or will it bounce back when it dries? Wheeze
Wheeze * Everything In Between
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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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03-01-05, 07:37 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
I dunno, I kinda liked that pink thong.
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-05, 07:29 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
Dear Ms. Wheeze,1. It would make a nice, albeit skimpy, sweater. I suspect the wearer would have some difficulty regulating his or her body temperature if that is all that is worn above the waist. 2. Why you thank them, of course. Using your sweetest, most polite words. And then you secretly put their names on Your List. You know the one. Oh, and don't tell them what you are wearing under it. (It could use some bling, though.) 3. Landru does not wear sweaters. He does, however, sometimes wear deck shoes. "Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-05, 07:38 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Deck Shoes question" |
One does not wear socks with deck shoes. They are intended to be worn sockless. Landru, of course, wears them fashionably.The rest? Much too personal. You'll have to ask him.
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-05, 07:53 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Dr Manners:" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-01-05 AT 07:54 PM (EST)Buy a large, oogie "Thank you card." Inside write a note about what you did and how apologetic you are. And include the note that you didn't send. That much abject apologizing will give you an automatic 'bye' -- you will not look like an ungrateful cad. It is best to look like a forgetful idiot. Folks just smile nicely and shake their heads a bit. If you still feel like an ass, you can do penance by telling your kids about the Bad Thing you did, turning it into an object lesson. Oh, don't forget to gush in the card. "Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson Edited to spell ass without any #s.
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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-05, 08:34 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Dr Manners:" |
Dear Doctor,You are brilliant. Do I owe you a thank you such as this, perchance? ever your loving, Wheeze Wheeze Wheeze * Everything In Between
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-05, 08:38 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Dr Manners:" |
Dear Wheeze,Why no, you owe me nothing. But. Why did you stop bouncing? You are holding your hamster boobs with your hamster paws, so the bouncing shouldn't be a physical problem. Is there something else we should know? Are you ... um ... expecting?
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diamond 2307 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model"
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03-01-05, 11:25 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
LAST EDITED ON 03-01-05 AT 11:29 PM (EST)Dear President of Sweaters: How can I get rid of those little pills that grow all over my sweaters? Do those shaver things actually work? Respectfully submitted, diamond P.S. I have probably asked this before, but my memory doesn't work so good. If this is a reapeat inquiry, please accept my humble apologies.
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-05, 07:16 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
Dear Miss Diamond,I am concerned about the quality of your sweaters. I have heard of sweater 'pills' but, of course, have never actually experienced them myself. Are you purchasing *cringe* man-made materials? Handling your sweaters roughly? Otherwise maltreating your sweaters? Perhaps you should consider a nice cotton blouse. PSM "Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-05, 11:30 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
Dear President of Sweaters,Is there a Secretary of Shoes? I have some newish leather mules that I like to wear without socks, but now they make my feet stink. How do you make leather shoes not smell like stinky feet? I paid more money than Mr. Kim needs to know for these shoes and I have to wear them a whole lot more. I can't go around with stinky shoes. Thank you, Kimmah P.S.
I wash my feet. Really, I do. Miscellaneous Ramblings --I was going to say that I had a friend who had smelly leather shoes, but I was afraid you'd just think that Wheezy had smelly feet and she has so many other strikes against her.....
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-05, 07:18 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
Dear Ms. Kimmah,I really have no knowledge of foot matters beyond the material and care of socks. However Ms. True has made her concern about feet and their odor public knowledge. Per haps you two might get together and jointly seek 'foot' information. Just a hint -- I have occasionally noticed a squirrel sporting what appear to be duck feet. Perhaps the owner of such a thing has specialized foot knowledge. PSM "Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-05, 09:42 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
1. Not unless you're moving to West Hollywood. 2. Not unless you're moving to West Hollywood. 3. Not unless you're moving to West Hollywood.For future reference, when TechNoir dresses you up in pink panties, parades you about the showroom floor, and suggests that you contact your homies? That would be a real good time to hunker down and wait for reinforcements. We'll get there, we'll bring the big artillery, we'll get you through it, man. Now adjust yourself publicly and get back in the game, big fella. We shall speak no more of this. No. It's Manners. And complete submission? Truly does not become you. I suggest you go nurture your cult of dominance; I know for fact that you suffer from no shortage of hot OT babeage crushing on you around here. Now get out there and exploit your masculinity, and remember your mantra ("I looooove p00ntang!").
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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-05, 10:59 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
Dear Mz Prs,Our family was invited to dine at the home of some friends this evening, along with another couple and their children. The following things happened: 1. I brought a nice bottle of Merlot as a gift to the hostess, and she put it in the refrigerator (ouch!) Should I have said something? 2. There were many little children present. When I went outside to check on them, two of the younger ones (boy age 5, girl age 4) were jumping on the trampoline with their pants and underthings down around their ankles. What is the proper thing to do/say in this situation? Thank you in advance for your thoughtful answers. Wheezy Wheeze Wheeze * Everything In Between
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-05, 11:11 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
Dear Mz Wheeze,1. How thoughtful you were. But ... do you normally tell people what to do with the gifts you present? Do you explain how to wear a tie? To be sure to read a book beginning with page 1? And the like? Of course not. Perhaps someone in the household has a throat condition that is only relieved by chilled Merlot. You might remember this the next time you take a gift to these folks, however. Flowers are always suitable. 2. How odd that you would notice the attire of the children. But, since you did, Mz. Prz probably would have walked purposefully toward the parents and asked loudly what they were using on the children's genital rashes. In a most concerned tone, of course. Alternatively, had you fortunately found a Sharpie in your purse, you could have initialled their little behinds. I know you are living in a new area. Perhaps this attire is culturally appropriate. Is this how you were dressed when you had your trampoline incident? PSM "Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-05, 11:15 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Dear President of Sweaters and Manners, " |
How odd. A trained educational professional phoning an amateur for advice on how to perform her job.I think you might have explained that she could make an appointment at your usual rates and you would be glad to try to help her solve her problem. You might also have suggested that she may have more success contacting someone who was trained in this field, however. And, while you might have suggested that she bite you, she really should make an appointment first.
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