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"Dear Heidi"
Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-03, 10:22 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
MOONIE IS READING MY THOUGHTS!!!!Gosh Darn Baby, you did this last week. I was just coming over here to post a Heidi thread and there you were ( just like last week with Joanna.) Buggy + Moonie = Cosmic sisters Agree with everything you said ( wishing I had thought of the Jack Russell terrier on speed thing though, THAT was brilliant) HEIDI!! Listen to me! You owe every Blond in the WORLD an apology. This is her. The woman all those blond jokes were inspired by. That's right, it's Heidi! This girl makes shallow look deep. The only thing deep about her is that ugly rib valley between her breasts. NEXT!
Thinking Heidi is lucky Tish isn't here. T, would eat this one for breakfast
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-03, 03:23 AM (EST)
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10. "Hiedi Joke's" |
If Heidi is the inspiration...1. Why did Heidi stop using the pill? Because it kept falling out. 2. How do Heidi's brain cells die. Alone 3. Why did Heidi wear condoms on her ears? She didn't want to get "hearing aides" 4. Why did Heidi climb onto the roof? She heard the drinks were on the house. 5. What do "cowpies" and Heidi have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. 6. What is the first thing Heidi does in the morning? Go home. 7. To Heidi, what is long and hard? 4th grade 8. What is Heidi's idea of safe sex? Locking the car door. 9. Why does Heidi have more fun? Because she is easier to amuse. 10.What will Heidi say when Rob blows in her ear? Thank's for the refill anyone else? tribephyl
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Fast Eddie 625 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-07-03, 10:05 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Hiedi Joke's" |
What word processor has Heidi finally mastered? A pencil.
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-03, 10:30 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
Sing it sisters!!Dear Heidi: Not only are you looking more haggish by the minute, you are a shallow b*tch. The only think more dangerous than a Survivor who doesn't know how to play the game is a Survivor who thinks she does and babbles on endlessly about it to anyone who will listen. Speaking as one of the bigger, older women of the world, you suck.
--is stunned that Heidi is so hideously ugly! Attitude is everything.
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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03-06-03, 10:48 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
To my dearest Heidi,I daresay that you are not one of the lucky women who looks beautiful au natural. I think, of all the "less-cute" women you share a camp with, you are looking the worst of the bunch. I can do a dot-to-dot with your pimply face and it's obvious you are a 3-layer-of-shellac-to-be-passably-pretty kinda gal. Please stop insulting the real "cute girls" of the world by associating yourself with them. Also, I hope that you are able to report to work tomorrow and still look your students and co-workers in the eye. I'm just betting you made some enemies overnight. Regards, Femme Femme "I shall no longer play the field; the field stinks, both economically and socially."
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-03, 11:30 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
By Heidi's definitition:Cute = the following: - weasely appearance - quite possibly the world's WORST boob job... - stringy, grungy, falling-out hair - complete and utter disregard for your elders - being more useless (intentionally!!) than anyone else - being under the impression that all of the above are "positive" I didn't trust her from the start... If I saw her, I'd punch her gut... kinda like jamming a pencil through a paper bag... All through that pirahna challenge, I was hoping that Jeanne would accidentally toss the skinny waste of space to the fishies... a shame that they wouldn't get a proper meal from her bony wreck of a body... Gym teachers, without a doubt, must be born stupid.
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bubbastan 625 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-07-03, 00:09 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
Stealing from Woody Allen, "Those who can, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym." I can picture her now, dividing up her students into sides for a kickball game. Cute girls here, big girls over there. What a lovely example she is to all of her students. Girls, buy a bottle of peroxide, get Mom and Dad to pony up for some silicone, and someday you too can make an ass of yourself on national tv.
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evanakm 250 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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03-07-03, 00:29 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
Well, not only is she not cute, she is FILTHY. I know that you can't look like you came straight out of a spa under those scenarios, but damn, pretty soon she's going to start looking like someone from one of those caveman movies.
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-03, 01:22 AM (EST)
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9. "Dear Heidi" |
"bigger women with more fat to live on that obviously can put out more effort.....as far as me and no work.......then there is the smaller girls"Soooooo your saying that you are so frail, and "flesh challanged" that you cant put out an effort? Tsk Tsk Tsk...how ever do you manage to teach Gym? And who are you schtuping, to keep your job? Does anyone else think that they should have accidently pushed this...."cute girl" into the river, dragged her back to shore, and just pulled the fish off of her? I bet they would have won. But, thats just me.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-03, 07:52 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
HeHeHehe, Bunny said schtuping.Heidi is seriously looking Haggish!
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-03, 10:20 AM (EST)
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21. "Fish Bait!" |
Bwahhhaaaahhaaa! You are so funny Sunny Bunny! They really should have used Heidi for fish bait. After all, they were using the smaller piranha to catch the bigger ones. I just wonder what the piranhas would have done when they chomped into all that silicone.
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Thaibeach 872 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-07-03, 07:24 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
Please please please let Heidi be the female whose hair falls out.
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Thaibeach 872 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-07-03, 09:13 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: BBB" |
Oh, gosh, Heidi, you're so CUTE!!!! that Cab Calloway wrote a song for you, even before you were born. Heidi Heidi Heidi HO! Mr C was too refined to add the extremely appropriate word "skank" before the "ho" but, when it's a grimy, arrogant, obnoxious b!tch with a HUGE sense of entitlement and the WORST.BOOBJOB.EVER, it's just assumed.
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AresMars 283 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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03-07-03, 11:01 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
In all seriousness, after wathching last nights episode would you allow your child to remain in a class taught by this shallow b|thch? This has nothing to do with game play and everything to do with respecting those that are different from us. She's so shallow a cat couldn't even lap milk from here raggedy a$$. God Bless America
There are two types of people, predators and prey, and the sound you hear is the sharpening of my claws.
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-03, 01:53 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
It's that voice. It is grating on my nerves. Ewww!
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-03, 05:02 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
Dear Heidi:You say that people hate you because you're cute. Well, Elizabeth was cute (um, that's CUTE in the real world, not yours) and I don't think any of the people she camped with in the Outback had any ill will toward her. So, could it be that people don't like you for other reasons, or is it simply that you are not cute? The implants are hideous. Yuk. Good luck finding a job teaching impressionable middle-school-aged girls. I LMAO'ed at Joanna on the Early Show, who said that she was not the least bit offended by Heidi's comments since she knows that her body is much more fit and lean in it's natural state than Heidi's will ever be.
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djandy 1711 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-07-03, 09:43 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Dear Heidi" |
I also liked Joanna's comment about some of the girls thinking they were on a spokesmodel audition instead of Survivor. Always posing and expecting to be waited on because they're cute. And of course the clincher where she justifies her slacker behavior by saying that she can't work because she doesn't have enough fat stores to give her energy like the bigger girls. Enough already! Your grungy, fly away hair, acne-faced, bad boob job, horrible role model to young children self is not cute!
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