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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"Probst's Problems with his Naughty Bits Explained"
colleenwannabe 455 desperate attention whore postings
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02-27-03, 11:55 AM (EST)
 
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"Probst's Problems with his Naughty Bits Explained" |
Here is a link to an article from the venerable Enquirer that explains what is wrong with our Jeff.http://www.nationalenquirer.com/stories/feature.cfm?instanceid=57121 In short, he held his pee too long at the shoots. His bladder enlarged. Now, he has to pee every two hours to get it back down to size. Oh, and he has had sexual performance problems due to some medicine he was taking for prostate problems. He didn't actually have prostate problems, though. He was initially misdiagnosed. Think of all the missed bonking! Or, maybe not... Colleenwannabe
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PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings
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02-27-03, 02:16 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Probst's Problems with his Naughty Bits Explained" |
I can see a real acting future for Jiffy if he ever decided he wanted to go that way -- since the untimely death of Peter Sellers, there's been nobody competent enough to play Inspector Clouseau!I don't think anybody has ever been as accident prone in so many (unintentionally) funny ways as Jiffy has... Jeff has been zapped in the genitals by a jellyfish, stung by a scorpion, had a run-in with a king cobra snake and nearly fried himself by urinating on an electric fence, his latest and worst ordeal was surviving a badly enlarged bladder that doctors initially misdiagnosed as prostate problems. The slender, dark-haired host underwent numerous -- and painful -- catheterizations, took prostate drugs and lost a shocking amount of weight before the real cause of his problems was discovered.
 
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