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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-17-03, 12:31 PM (EST) "BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" Forgive my shameless steal of Pink's lyric, but we have less than 4 days to get ourselves in Babe mode as we cruise the Amazon and begin to troll for losers. I have take n the liberty of comandeering Moonie's boat: It should do nicely as we prowl stealthly along the shores...there are some pretty hot dudes for us to snag this time. Have already added our latest catch, Ryan, to the hold: I think he will work nicely with some of our eye candy from previous Survivors...I have once again dragged that gorgeous lug head, Silas, along for the ride **giggle*. FYI, he can't talk since I had his voicebox surgically removed prior to Survivor 5. He's just here for looking at and heavy lifting. As you board, please list your drink of preference and you are also required to bring a luxury item--fair warning, if you bring along a skateboard, a motivational banner, sporting equipment of any kind, or pictures of family members you will be booed and jeered mercilessly! I am drinking strawberry daquaris and have brought my foot spa so we can do pedicures in our downtime. Let's party, girls (and dudes that bring along the appropriate bribes i.e alcohol, good chocolate, or yummy Mexican food). My name is Kim and I will be your cruise director for this leg of the journey. Looking ofr a captain, a ship's doctor, a gopher and a bartender. First come, first hired. Let's bash! All aboard, babes. Miscellaneous Ramblings --goes off to find her Basher Babe wings.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... NightScribe 02-17-03 1  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... minitroll 02-17-03 2  I can be Gopher SurvivaBear 02-17-03 3  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... L82LIFE 02-17-03 4  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... PepeLePew13 02-17-03 5    RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... L82LIFE 02-17-03 7        RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... PepeLePew13 02-17-03 10  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... dajaki 02-17-03 6    RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... Silvergirl1 02-17-03 9  My 1st BasherBabes Cruise! tribephyl 02-17-03 8  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... Survivorerist 02-17-03 11  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... MellowYellow 02-17-03 12    Silk jammies jkokoj 02-18-03 13        RE: Silk jammies PepeLePew13 02-18-03 15  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... Swami 02-18-03 14  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... Bebo 02-18-03 16  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... wildchickenhunter 02-18-03 17  I'm on board sorgee 02-18-03 18    yowza sorgee 02-23-03 21  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... Sunny_Bunny 02-19-03 19  RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this pa... LadyT 02-21-03 20  joanna sorgee 02-24-03 22    RE: joanna Sunny_Bunny 02-25-03 23        RE: joanna Swami 02-25-03 25            when good bunnies go bad... sorgee 02-27-03 26    RE: joanna tribephyl 02-25-03 24

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NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 02-17-03, 12:43 PM (EST) 1. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" It's nice to see a basherbabe thread up this season (Good job in taking the initiative Kim!) Letsee, I'm drinking margaritas today and have brought along my some zig zags as my luxury item. I can't wait to welcome Shawna to the boat. We'll have to establish some stern rules regarding where these losers can wash their chonies and how often. I'm ready for my foot spa! second rate basherbabe since S3   Top

minitroll 3901 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-17-03, 01:29 PM (EST) 2. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" Thanks Kim, I was wondering when the boat would come by.... I'm drinking tequila, and my luxury item is massage oil. Its time to put Ryan to work! I can't wait to get Jenna on board, I think we should have her do all the laundry, as long as she is supervised. "No Jenna, underwear do not belong in the cooking pots!"   Top

SurvivaBear 2634 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 02-17-03, 01:35 PM (EST) 3. "I can be Gopher" Are you talkin' Gopher from the Love Boat or the guy that always "goes fer" stuff? Either way, I'm in. I avoid alcohol, so I will be drinking virgin Daquaris. However, I will be toting a case of rum and a case of tequila as a boat-warming gift. My luxury items are tools of torture for the loosers. Since the guys are acting like they are back in the locker room, I am bringing medical tape and wet towels so they will feel at home. Imagine the High School flashbacks. Anyway, I hope to participate more on this side this season, so consider me a Basher Bum. Beware the Bear! An IceCat Original, © 2002   Top

L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-17-03, 03:56 PM (EST) 4. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" I'm in! I will be drinking Bailey's Irish Cream. I will bring a killer stereo system with tons of CDs, and a plasma TV for optimum loser viewing. Oh, and Lysol. Lots and lots of it-you never know what could be lurking on these "girls". Hey Scribe-just the zig zags? Pfffttt.   Top

PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-17-03, 03:59 PM (EST) 5. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" Am I allowed to take part in the fun on the boat? Anything I can do that isn't too menial? I wouldn't mind cracking my knuckles over the noggin of Ryan's... "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."   Top

L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-17-03, 04:06 PM (EST) 7. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" WooHoo! Pepe's coming on board! Will Pene and Pippy be joining you? If so, I'm gettting really good at this babysitting infants job. *wink, wink, hint, hint*   Top

PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-17-03, 04:34 PM (EST) 10. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" Of course... the more, the merrier! As long as Pippy's fragile eyes doesn't have to look at the disgusting loozers we'll be bringing onboard over the next few weeks -- and his immune system is still developing so we'll definitely have to keep Jenna and her funky dark places on the other side of the boat. I'd suggest that she be used as ballast or as an anchor, but sharks would just laugh at her and use her as a toothpick. "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-17-03, 04:03 PM (EST) 6. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" I'd love to come aboard! I'll be drinking Scotch, neat. My luxury items are silk pajamas for all. If Hef can wear them 24/7, why can't we?   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-17-03, 04:18 PM (EST) 9. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" My luxury items are silk pajamas for all. Thanks dajaki. I'm in, especially if there are silk pajamas. I'm be drinking virgin daquiris with the Bear and my luxury item is a Quija board. Hey, the Magic 8 Ball is already being used waaaay too much in the Amazon. I used to live in Ryan's hometown.   Top

tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-17-03, 04:17 PM (EST) 8. "My 1st BasherBabes Cruise!" Wow! The ship is great! Great rooms! So far the other guest's seem great! As you will notice...I brought a trunk with me...it folds out to be a mini-bar...Ta-Da! 300 mini-bottles of alcohol (including Ketel1 GreyGoose Tanq10 Patron and 17 different single malts). I also brought 16 different garnishes(including blue-cheese olives, garlic olives, tom-olives, caperberries, citrus, strawberries, etc.) As my luxury item I brought a couple of things. A gag for Ryan, since he hasn't been "De-Barked" yet. I also brought a "voo-doo" doll. In case anyone needs extra help getting hurt. If ya get my meanin'. Plus, since I never leave home without them, a pair of drums. Looking forward to the cruise... See ya'll on the "poop-deck". tribephyl   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 02-17-03, 05:59 PM (EST) 11. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" LAST EDITED ON 02-17-03 AT 06:00 PM (EST) For my drink of choice, I'll be taking bananachoco milkshakes. And while all those jobs seem interesting, I'd like to put in a request to reprise my role as the ship's jailor I mean Liaison Officer. edited to add: I love your new sig, AK! Kim Possible is like my favourite new cartoon! (Another IceCat original ) The Top 5 FLL Castaways 1. Neleh Dennis (11 weeks at #1) 2. Colby Donaldson (5 weeks at #1) 2. Helen Glover (5 weeks at #1) 4. Amber Brkich (4 weeks at #1) 4. Lex Van Den Burghe (4 weeks at #1)   Top

MellowYellow 346 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 02-17-03, 09:15 PM (EST) 12. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" So nice to be aboard! Hmmmmmmm! Kim you shouldn't have gone through all that trouble, this is ...plush! I see you have Ryan working as a bellboy, cool! He looks alright in that sarong. Here, for the hostess a little gift. You may want to open it in private, these people smell Godivas for miles! Brought my bongos so I can play with Trybephil. I'll be drinking bubbly stuff with alcohol. Not too picky as long as I can stare at the bubbles. Ok I'll be going to keep an eye on Night Scribe.   Top

jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 02-18-03, 11:57 AM (EST) 13. "Silk jammies" I am IN! Hey Pepe get that Ryan guy in line and make him start serving the babes their appointed drinks! I nominate Pepe as BasherBabeBouncer!!!!   Top

PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-18-03, 12:50 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Silk jammies" >I nominate Pepe as BasherBabeBouncer!!!! Aye, I don't mind! Now I need a more menacing picture than Lover Wover Pepe kissing Pene... I'll have to look around for something but all suggestions or ideas are welcome. Oh, IceCat? "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-18-03, 12:20 PM (EST) 14. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" Count me in! I need a cruise about now--I've had enough winter. I don't want a job to do. I thought I'd just lay around drinking strawberry daquiris and tanning. I've brought an assortment of tanning oils to share, and my own hammock. Let the tanning begin! Let the sun shine down upon us! My luxury item is a flashlight, cause it gets pretty dark in the tropics at night. It also might come in handy in case we have to check out any 'dark places' for bugs & fungus & other nasty stuff. Also, I have a bunch of extra duct tape on hand. I'll bring it along in case we need to gently restrain or 'position' some of our losers. Dibs on Matthew when he shows up, which should be soon. Hey we went to the same college so we'll have lots to 'talk' about. Yeah--that's it--talk. <cough>talk<cough> Swami   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-18-03, 01:47 PM (EST) 16. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" You rang? I was trying to find a lovely recipe using a Brazilian liquour that was featured on Oliver's Twist yesterday, but since I can't, I'll just have to bring margaritas with plenty of salt. For my luxury item, I present the Babes with lovely spa sandals. After Kim's wonderful foot spa, we want to continue to pamper our footsies. Besides, we don't want to pick up any icky fungus that these loozers might bring on board with them. I'm not too confident in Ryan's swabbing abilities...slacker. I am willing to take on any and all responsbilities assigned to me. But if you want me to be song leader, it's going to take me a while to get some inspiration. Royalty, shmoyalty...EVIL rules!   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-18-03, 03:58 PM (EST) 17. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" LAST EDITED ON 02-18-03 AT 04:01 PM (EST) As usuall I will be along for the ride. My drink - Tequila and beer. My job - Bashing media ho's, running for supplies and general go-for. Favorite Pastime - Taking care of the Basher Babes every desire. Luxury item - Tooth Brush.....call me crazy, but it just makes better sense than anything these idiots bring with them. Alternate : razor. I never want to see a rendition of Soozan Hawk.   Top

sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-18-03, 10:08 PM (EST) 18. "I'm on board" i usually just lurk this thread, but i might as well participate. i mean i have a ton o' rum, fresh mint and sugar cane and other good stuff to share. mojitos anyone? i'm also bringing some soda and sweet iced tea. do we need food? 'cause i can bring some of that, too. i am having some palm fronds delivered for the men folk to keep us babes fanned and comfortable. i mean really, they may as well be kept busy. you know what they say about idle hands... miss kim - i have a lovely hostess gift for you. a snow cone machine. lord knows the babes may get hot in the amazon and every good hostess should be prepared. and, um, if you don't need silas right away for some heavy lifting can i borrow him for a few minutes? (wondering if she should ask to have hunter on the trip, too...)   Top

sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-23-03, 11:02 PM (EST) 21. "yowza" ol' rocket boy gets better looking every time i see him. if/when he gets booted, we need to bring him aboard. i have a few things i need him to help me figure out...   Top

Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-19-03, 02:36 AM (EST) 19. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" Oh gosh, tell me a bunny can hop on board! I'm a margarita girl myself, and as a cruise warming gift I brought along plenty of those "special blend" carrots from the Temple.(see pic below) Combined with the margaritas and other drinks, even the less-then-hottie dudes will look like Adonis. My luxury item is of course plenty of big silk floor pillows. Sunny Bunny http://www.geocities.com/ra_8secs   Top

LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-21-03, 01:57 AM (EST) 20. "RE: BASHER BABES! Let's get this party started!!!!" Oh what fun! I will bring along some beer, because sometimes you just want a beer. I am claiming Dave, he is smart and sexy, so hands off ladies. Of course, I will give him up for Scribe Say hi to Hexie for me too My luxury item will be enough Yankee Candles in all scents for our time on this trip. That way we will have some nice smells and plenty of romantic light. I do have one request. Jenna is not allowed near the kitchen. I agree that laundry is good for her. Janet, get to work cooking us a good meal. I am thinking some prime rib and baked red potatoes for my fellow patrons, but they can order whatever the hell they want too. *Thank God this boat isn't like the Mississippi Riverboat Casino that the Survivors were on. I half expected to hear slot machines in the background*   Top

sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-24-03, 10:48 AM (EST) 22. "joanna" can we go ahead and ban her from the boat?   Top

Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-25-03, 02:56 AM (EST) 23. "RE: joanna" Oh, I have a better idea...Lets gather together the 5 Idols from the prop department, and when we get far out to sea...we each hold one up (along with other "pagan" artifacts") and move in on her....she will keep backing up, and eventually fall overboard. hows that for evil, Swami?   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-25-03, 10:25 AM (EST) 25. "RE: joanna" hows that for evil, Swami? Works for me. I'm just worried about giving the piranha a taste for human flesh. I plan to go skinny dipping later, with the Boobie Alliance babes. Oh wait - you said 'out to sea' - I was thinking river. Yeah, sure. Dump her in the ocean. Then we can throw an idol in after her. She can grab it for flotation & be damned, or ignore it drown & die. Swami -never knew little bunnies could be so mean-   Top

sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-27-03, 06:11 PM (EST) 26. "when good bunnies go bad..." sounds good to me. however, if she doesn't fall off be herself, i'll give her a big 'ol booty bump off. i refuse to share a boat with her. in fact, i think i will make her a parting gift: a voodoo doll of herself!   Top

tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-25-03, 06:24 AM (EST) 24. "RE: joanna" I have a friend, who thinks that they have Joanna, all under control. any...second guessers?   Top

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