LAST EDITED ON 12-27-06 AT 01:08 PM (EST)
'We're going to take celebrities. We're going to give them guns. Badges. Law enforcement powers over the citizens of Muncie, Indiana. And then we're going to hope no one dies.'
There are ways to make this even worse than it sounds, but most of them involve putting this fiasco on VH1 and giving all of the above to the Surreal Life cast of your choice. Janice has a gun... Janice has a gun...
(Insert nightmare here.)
But this is on CBS, and the cast of choice is:
Erik Estrada. (Okay, so he knows how to fake holding a gun.)
Trish Stratus. (Okay, so she knows how to hold a chair.)
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuna. (Okay, so he knows how to get shot.)
Jack Osbourne. (Okay, so he knows how to wish he was getting shot.)
LaToya Jackson. (Okay, so she knows how to destroy an entire country in three seconds. What's one city?)
On the bright side, they're going to experience taser hits on camera.
On the dark side -- remember what I said about the guns?
Starts January 10th. Has anyone seen Muncie lately? Is there anything left?
ETA link to the official website: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/armed_and_famous/ I can't get the video clips to load. This may be a blessing.