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"Where oh where do they come from..."
Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-02, 10:02 AM (EST)
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"Where oh where do they come from..." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-18-02 AT 12:06 PM (EST)Who are these people? Is there, like, a Mental Midgets of America organization that CBS can go to to find idiots like these? Gerry the Unwashed feels like he's won already because he is thoughtfully and with a full heart singlehandedly saving Marcellas from the evil forces of racism & homophobia. Tonya and Chiara evidently like to shower together, and entertain the guys who watch from their easy chairs as they soap and rinse each other. (I just laugh at BB's bathroom, which provides said chairs.) During the whole long discussion of Gerry's peepee hands and lack of washing, I loved the way Josh lay there with his head in Tonya's lap running his hands up and down, up and down her legs. You could just see him thinking I have peepee hands and fecal fingers, peepee hands and fecal fingers. LMAO at the bunch of them. Cheese-Face Amy is like the antithesis of a Southern girl, and Despirate Danielle does comedy like there is a gun to her head. Lisa Donathong is the mental giant of this group of losers. And Jason the Virgin? Well, the way these 'houseguests' sleep in bed clumps, you are going to wake up one morning as part of somebody's hand job (or worse). Are you still a virgin then? These people, especially Tonya, Chiara and RoddyEric are just hot to do the deed. Pretty soon, CBS will have to send in goons in latex gloves just to pull apart the Daisy Chains long enough to do a live show! But what really gripes me is I have to write a summary late in the season, so I will be forced to watch these idiots (at least most of the time) all summer! Cripes, I need a drink. Edited because I got a couple of names beginning with "J" mixed up. Josj. Jason. Who cares? Swami
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CSHS79 908 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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07-18-02, 10:37 AM (EST)
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1. "Wrong Name" |
Jason not Josh is the Virgin since it was Jason who had that talk with Chiara on Thursday's show.Josh on the other hand could still be one even thou he constantly brings up a girlfriend. After all could any woman be so desparate as to allow someone like Josh to touch her.Then again alchohol makes people do a lot of things they wouldn't do sober.Or Josh could actually be refering to his blowup doll since they do still make them,don't they?
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-02, 11:39 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Where oh where do they come from..." |
No kidding, Swami. This is the biggest bunch of freaks, that I have ever seen. Not a normal one in the bunch. Can you imagine Tonya's children watching..."There's Mommy in the shower with that lady again." "is she charging a fee for those boys watching her?" "Mommy never let's us play with peanut butter at home!" "Why is mommy always naked?" Disugusting, plain and simple. Childrens Services should be paying her a visit. Oh and Josh...get that rediculious bandana off of your head, you look like the FOOL that you are. Chacha (?whatever) is the girl next door? Yeah, maybe if she lives next door to Hugh Hefner. Have you NO DIGNITY? Can't wait to hear more about your affairs with married men. DITZ! Gerry, oh Gerry...you make the headaches of home schooling more and more appealing. Believe me, God did not put you, or anyone on this earth to be on this Sleezefest of a TV show. Amy, Amy, Amy, if you weren't such a lush, you might be ok. At least you get points for having enough respect for yourself not to follow the "in" crowd. Lori, you should pray you get released from that nutfarm. Your last ounce of sanity could depend on it. Eric/Roddy...you are not ALL THAT. Danielle...Get a clue woman! Marcellas, at least you're entertaing, without resorting to a peanut butter costume. Jason WHO? Can't wait for that summary, Swami! true
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-02, 12:38 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Where oh where do they come from..." |
Gee Swami, why don't you tell us how you really feel?I'm ticked off at my brother for making me watch this at the beach last week. Now I have a remote interest in this load of crap, although last night's episode almost cured me. I'm so sick of Lori, but since she's probably history, that also takes away my main argument for not watching anymore. Although I'm sure with this bunch of...oh...fighting for an appropriately derogatory word...bottom-feeders will give me plenty more reasons if I let them. I know, bottom-feeders was a cop-out, but it's not worth the extra effort to think up something really good. This little light of mine...I'm gonna let it shine!
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SurvivinDawg 6816 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-02, 12:44 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Where oh where do they come from..." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-18-02 AT 12:46 PM (EST)I dunno, Bebo, I think watching this perverse show satisfies that "dirty little secret" feeling we all get from time to time, ifyouknowwhutImean. And after watching these pathetic creatures (and the lizards, too!), I just look around and think about my life... it's a Dawg's life, but it ain't so so bad, after all... I can say this: I would not bother watching this show if I didn't have the feeds to read. "Pappy didn't get voted off, he got stoned!" -- dabo*** Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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jase 187 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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07-18-02, 07:15 PM (EST)
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I may just give up on watching the show and just read the live feeds because it's so poorly edited. Where's all the good stuff? My guess is that CBS is holding onto certain situations to run on later shows, but why? As far as the group as a whole, they are pretty bad. I can't even come up with enough words to describe just how bad they are. Just when I think two or three of them have some sense, they prove me wrong.
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lizard 324 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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07-19-02, 10:21 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 07-19-02 AT 12:20 PM (EST)Careful what you say about lizards, Dawg! Godzilla and Rodin are just fine. As for the rest of the life forms.... Lizard
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Jonnycumlately 206 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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07-19-02, 01:53 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Margarita coming right up!" |
Speaking of which, did anyone find it funny when Amy's mama (through her unbearable Southern accent) said that Amy getting drunk is "just being Amy"? Gee, I don't smell an intervention coming soon.
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lroy 536 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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07-19-02, 02:40 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Margarita coming right up!" |
LOL! It wasn't that part that killed me it was when at the conclusion of that statement she said, "it's just hard with all these people watching." So it's ok for Amy to be a lush with her family, but not on national TV. Oh mom, get a clue!
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Phil the Cow 16 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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07-19-02, 10:27 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Margarita coming right up!" |
I wonder what Lori's family would have said about her little "high on life" eviction...
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Peacemaker 73 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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07-20-02, 03:50 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Where oh where do they come from..." |
Let's face it the producers just called up the Jerry Springer producers and asked them to send over their list of rejects. Then they picked the 12 dumbest Jerry Springer rejects and gave them their own show.
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