Welcome to Mirador el Monticulo! How do you like the Greeter's headwear? And you thought those bike helmets were silly-looking.

Who enjoyed the wrestling? I mean, clearly *I* did. I requested that the costumes all have shiny capes, just so you could feel extra-special.

The Detour was funny too. A couple of Americans in backpacks leading a group of musicians? Asking for directions while being followed by musicians? That was hilarious. So were the wooden bikes. Did you notice no-one else in the whole city riding them? Yeah, it's a joke they play on tourists.

Ken and Tina, you're the first team to arrive again! Yay! You get a trip for two. I certainly hope your newfound love and respect for each other isn't directly related to you doing well in the last couple of legs. I'm sure that the euphoria of winning won't wear off and you won't go back to being the same people who couldn't stand to live with each other once the Race is over.

Toni and Dallas! Who would have thought you'd place so high? Ever? Good on yer.

Terence and Sarah: You made the right choice going back and walking to the Detour like it said on the clue. Everyone at home knew the instant you hailed a cab that it was wrong because we used the uh-oh music.

Marisa and Brooke, you're the fourth team to arrive. *turns to Greeter* Really? The floozies? Go figure.

Nick and Starr, I think there's really only one way to solve this feud between Starr and Kelly. You should have a pillow fight. Oddly enough, I find I have two skimpy negligees right here...

Andrew and Dan, once again, you have taken a lovely lead and failed to achieve anything with it. Being first to find the newspaper clue translated into you being 7th out of 9 to the Mat. For shame.

Mark and Bill, because you failed to read the clue properly until much, much later, you have to wait in the Naughty Spot for half an hour.

Kelly and Christy: Lucky you! Mark and Bill screwed up royally, so you don't get eliminated this leg. Now pull up your bootstraps because it doesn't get any easier and you're wasting a lot of effort feuding with Nick and Starr.

OK, Mark and Bill, come on back. Yep, you guessed it, you're out. Let's hear your final words before you ship you off to Sequesterville.

Phil's sig courtesy of agman

Notes:

Please keep the game in the game thread.

Come play! Ty and Nick are still free, or you could post as a Cholita or a camera guy or that skeleton thing dangling from the rear view mirror of one of the cabbies. Be creative!