OK, OK...um...Have I got everything? Lessee...Big mat? Check. Native Greeter? No. Ack! *searches for Greeter* No wait, that's OK...we don't get one of those for the Grand Finale. *whew* 8 pairs of losers? Check. Oh, please, people, don't get all offended. You didn't win, did you?

I'm just getting word that our winners are on their way right now. Everybody slap on a smile and applaud. Yes, you too, Jen. It's in your contract.

TK and Rachel! You are the official winners of the Amazing Race! The million dollars is yours. Give us your mellow words of wisdom.

Ron and Christina: Congratulations on finishing the Race! Did Ron's hernia affect your performance on the glacier?

Let's all take a break. We've got a couple hours to go before Nick and Don get here. Apparently, Nick got lost on the way to the platform at the Roadblock. Honestly, he's a pilot. You wouldn't figure he'd have such a bad sense of direction.

Here we go...fake smiles on, people!

Nick and Don! Well, you finished, finally. Don! You're the oldest person to finish the Race. Woo.

I think I liked this streamlined Race with only 2 non-eliminations. Though we *did* say there would be zero non-eliminations. And the Speed Bump was a cool addition. I never really did like mugging people at the Mat. I keep having flashbacks of the Paolos with their underwear on over their clothes. *shudder*

Well, off to film another version of No Opportunity Wasted. Maybe we'll sell a franchise in Fiji this time.

HEY! You there! You read this thread all season and didn't post. This is your last chance! Pick someone or something and make your comment. How about the cleaner guy at the Roadblock? Or one of the crabs at the Detour?

A big thank-you to everyone who played this season. It's fun because you make it fun. Please post your character's final thoughts here!

Kynt - beau_30
Vyxsin - bystander

Jennifer - NanaWolf
Nathan - Ontheroadagain

Kate - smokeysmom
Pat - Denalio

Ronald - Peetah
Christina - MissMyth

Shana - warp core breach
Jennifer -

Azaria - cahaya
Hendekea - ARNutz

Lorena - Cwazy Wabbit
Jason - Max Headroom

Nicolas - mikey
Donald - Cygnus X1

Ari - mrc
Staella - Denalio

Marianna - Cyndimaus
Julia - jbug

Rachel - qwertypie
TK - dragonflies

The Native Greeter - Molaholic
Magilla - dabo

foonermints - Travelocity Gnome, Bruce's Intestine (or something. I think.)
Phil’s Golf Equipment - mrc

Phil’s Turtleneck – moonbaby
emydi – J&N’s Broken Ass

Sunny Bunny – Braying Donkey, Elephant
mattben – Customs Man

mjames1229 – A Local
Cabbie – Max Headroom

Cygnus XI – Ronald’s Hernia