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"Ten More Questions!"
HawkEye 418 desperate attention whore postings
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11-01-02, 10:40 PM (EST)
 
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"Ten More Questions!" |
You know the drill. I provide the questions, YOU provide the answers. Have fun!  #1 Who does Shii Ann hate the most? #2 What did Ted dress up like for Halloween? #3 What were the odds that they would pair up boy-girl and oldest to youngest at the camp merge? #4 Who's the biggest lush? #5 What the heck was Brian singing? #6 From the following list, what were the CG's most excited about: the new boat? their new tribe mates? the wine? or Erin's twin pillows? #7 From the following list, what were the SJ's most excited about: the cave? the rice noodles? Brians singing? or the opportunity to screw over their teammates? #8 Who's in charge of the new boat? (and why) #9 How long until Ted puts the moves on Magilla? #10 Who's got the biggest horns? (i.e. who is the horniest) HawkEye
Nothing can hide from the eye of a HAWK, especially when it involves another 10Q's
it's all downhill from here *wink*
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casual labor 29 desperate attention whore postings
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11-02-02, 00:15 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Ten More Questions!" |
#1 Who does Shii Ann hate the most?
The "Shii-Devil", because the devil made her do it.#2 What did Ted dress up like for Halloween?
The Oscar Statuette, unfortunatly he ran out of gold paint and could only do his head. #3 What were the odds that they would pair up boy-girl and oldest to youngest at the camp merge?
Humm, that was odd, wasn't it? Anybody want to answer how that happened...MB? #4 Who's the biggest lush?
Tough choice between one who can't stand up straight, and one who errps with the nation watching. #5 What the heck was Brian singing?
"Brian's Song" of course. #6 From the following list, what were the CG's most excited about: the new boat? their new tribe mates? the wine? or Erin's twin pillows?
The whine...ing and complaining by Shii Ann. #7 From the following list, what were the SJ's most excited about: the cave? the rice noodles? Brians singing? or the opportunity to screw over their teammates?
Brian's incoherent singing about the rice noodles while they were sitting in the cave plotting how to screw over their teammates. #8 Who's in charge of the new boat? (and why)
Robb, because he is dumb as a post so they might as well tie the boat up to him and tell him to stay. (like that's a really important job dude) #9 How long until Ted puts the moves on Magilla?
Soon, but he'll claim he thought Magilla was his wife. #10 Who's got the biggest horns? (i.e. who is the horniest)
The King of the Cave!
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dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings
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11-02-02, 09:52 AM (EST)
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2. "Ten Moore (see #2) Answers" |
1. Apparently herself - She did everything she could to go to Loser Lodge: ignore JP's non-merge hints (great intellect at work again), blab all to Clay, alienate Ken & Jake.
2. Katanga's right hand man in "Live and Let Die" (IMO still one of the best chase scenes in film history)
3. Ask Jimmy the Greek or the person who figured out MB spelling his name with winners on the phone's number pad.
4. Everyone who looks for reasons to play Survivor drinking games (you know who you are!).
5. "I'm so vain, I probably think this show is about me."
6. Boat - Next episode they row MaGilla out to sea and strand him (or Ted to see if he can graduate from whale speed to porpoise speed).
7. The rice noodles - And Ted's hair transplant so he can look exactly like Jan.
8. Helen - She's in the Navy for Pete's sake! At least let her be in charge of the boat (with permission from King Brian, of course.) She can be commodore of Chuay Jai's Navy!
9. He already did. Why do you think Magilla stays in the tree?
10. You know when Homer shudders in distaste at the thought of Selma and Patty? That's me ... now.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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11-03-02, 09:15 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Ten More Questions!" |
Questions we got Questions!!
#1 Who does Shii Ann hate the most?
Jeff, for the whole not merging when we thought we were merging TRICK. #2 What did Ted dress up like for Halloween? A Bowling Ball
#3 What were the odds that they would pair up boy-girl and oldest to youngest at the camp merge?
I was told there would be no Math #4 Who's the biggest lush? That would be True. Oh you mean out of the Survivors?? Ok, still True. #5 What the heck was Brian singing? An old Used Car Salesman favorite. "Sky Rockets in flight, Afternoon Delight" #6 From the following list, what were the CG's most excited about: the new boat? their new tribe mates? the wine? or Erin's twin pillows? You mean besides Brian's shorts falling off? Ted was most excited about the new boat. Jan was most excited about the new tribemates ( more funeral oppurtuinities). Clay was happy Dude was gone. And Helen, well, gotta go with the pillows on that one. #7 From the following list, what were the SJ's most excited about: the cave? the rice noodles? Brians singing? or the opportunity to screw over their teammates? The screwing. #8 Who's in charge of the new boat? (and why) Cameraman number 6 #9 How long until Ted puts the moves on Magilla? This is a trick question, since he has already started to put the moves on Magilla. #10 Who's got the biggest horns? (i.e. who is the horniest) Clay! Those little guys are always trying to prove their manhood. Thanks Hawk *wink*
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11-03-02, 06:18 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Ten More Questions!" |
You know the drill. I provide the questions, YOU provide the answers. Have fun! Hooray - I love the HawkEye 10!#1 Who does Shii Ann hate the most? MB without question, for changing the game on her without warning #2 What did Ted dress up like for Halloween? A pepper mill. At parties he does his own dance entitled the Twist & Grind. #3 What were the odds that they would pair up boy-girl and oldest to youngest at the camp merge? Do I post like a mathematician? Getting all male/female pairings is pretty interesting, given that they left it up to them to pick their own colours. They weren't oldest to youngest tho, were they? What are the chances that I'd even know all this information? Do I post like a statistician? Um, the odds were astronomical, how's that? #4 Who's the biggest lush? Ken definitely. Just cuz we don't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't happen - I find it highly suspect that he is so talkative yet MB is keeping him under wraps. He's kind of hot - so he must be a lush, right? Or is that me projecting my hopes? #5 What the heck was Brian singing? F*ck the alliance, come to bed with me ShiiPen #6 From the following list, what were the CG's most excited about: the new boat? their new tribe mates? the wine? or Erin's twin pillows? The new boat - now they can go find their other boat. The tribe mates are suspect, the wine is wasted on Jan & Brian and Erin's pillows look taken by Penny #7 From the following list, what were the SJ's most excited about: the cave? the rice noodles? Brians singing? or the opportunity to screw over their teammates? The rice noodles - they have their own caves, Brian's singing is enough to make you want to vote yourself out and they've been screwing over their own tribemates since Day1 #8 Who's in charge of the new boat? (and why) Ted - it's the Chewy way to give losers a second chance. #9 How long until Ted puts the moves on Magilla? You mean, how long before MB shows the footage he already has of Ted putting the moves on Magilla #10 Who's got the biggest horns? (i.e. who is the horniest)Definitely Ken - he's got the hots for every woman in the camp, and if push came to shove, he'd do the men too. Something about having a badge and no one to push around... It's just me projecting my hopes again isn't it. God he's hot!
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings
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11-04-02, 00:02 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Answer to #9..." |
ROTFL!!FUNNIEST.PICTURE.EVER.
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11-04-02, 11:10 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Answer to #9..." |
Great Picture, Thank all you guys for giving me a laugh! I needed one. I Don't Know though, I see creepy Clay as more likely to share bannanas and intimate moments with Magilla. He dosen't like women. I see them in a kind of master slave type deal. Who do you think would be the master!
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings
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11-03-02, 09:44 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Ten More Questions!" |
#1 Who does Shii Ann hate the most?The person who wrote the fortune cookie proverb that Shii recited when she voted off Doodlittle. Oh, wait, that's right Shii did the opposite of keeping her mouth shut, so I guess she wanted to appear foolish. #2 What did Ted dress up like for Halloween? He went as an organ grinder, with MaGilla on his shoulder playing the part of the monkey. #3 What were the odds that they would pair up boy-girl and oldest to youngest at the camp merge? You are just so observant. *swoon* I love that in a fellow poster. The odds are about the same as Jan winning the million. #4 Who's the biggest lush? That would be Ted. Oh, wait, I thought you asked who had the biggest tush. #5 What the heck was Brian singing? "The Porno Star, Used Car Salesman Blues" #6 From the following list, what were the CG's most excited about: the new boat? their new tribe mates? the wine? or Erin's twin pillows? I think they were more excited about the chicken than anything else, though I don't know why.
#7 From the following list, what were the SJ's most excited about: the cave? the rice noodles? Brians singing? or the opportunity to screw over their teammates?
One out of 5 SJ's wanted to screw over their (cheerleader) teammates. #8 Who's in charge of the new boat? (and why) The Skipper and Little Buddy?? Why?? - Because of their tremendous intellect. #9 How long until Ted puts the moves on Magilla? He already has - oh, wait, I have Magilla confused with noodlehead. #10 Who's got the biggest horns? (i.e. who is the horniest) Erin. MB has edited her so well that we don't see all of the sex she has been having.
  
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11-03-02, 11:39 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Ten More Questions!" |
#1 Who does Shii Ann hate the most?
Jeff - for that whole "unmerge" debacle that got her canned#2 What did Ted dress up like for Halloween?
After seeing his body painting efforts, I'd have to say The Golden Globe Award #3 What were the odds that they would pair up boy-girl and oldest to youngest at the camp merge?
100% - MB worked some voodoo magic to ensure that the "random selection" went exactly according to the special incantation he had created just for this episode. #4 Who's the biggest lush?
Me. Oh, wait, I wasn't a contestant. #5 What the heck was Brian singing?
He wasn't singing, he was wretching. He just didn't realize it at the time.
#6 From the following list, what were the CG's most excited
about: the new boat? their new tribe mates? the wine? or Erin's twin pillows?
The wine.
#7 From the following list, what were the SJ's most excited about: the cave? the rice noodles? Brians singing? or the oportunity to screw over their teammates?
heh heh.... he said "screw"
#8 Who's in charge of the new boat? (and why)
Erin. Because she has the most experience with artifical means of staying afloat
#9 How long until Ted puts the moves on Magilla?
Never. She looks entirely too much like Ghandia
#10 Who's got the biggest horns? {i.e. who is the horniest)
Me. Oh wait... I wasn't a contestant. 
Why are you looking at me? Stop looking at me. I said, STOP -- wait, what? OK, never mind.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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11-05-02, 10:24 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Ten More Questions!" |
Glad I read through the answers first, or I would have duplicated casual labor's answer about the Oscar statuette.#1 Who does Shii Ann hate the most? Ghandia. After all, if she had just kept her freakin' mouth shut, she could have stayed around and screwed up more freakin' challenges for the Chewies. Then they wouldn't have merged 5-5, and her tribe would have been too busy pagonging the Chewies to worry about her. #2 What did Ted dress up like for Halloween? A Magic 8-ball.
"Did we merge?"
Ted shakes.
"Outlook hazy. Please try again." #3 What were the odds that they would pair up boy-girl and oldest to youngest at the camp merge? Weren't you listening? There was no "merge". Geez, now Jiffy's gonna have to explain it all over again... #4 Who's the biggest lush? Me. It's the only way I can make it through more than 10 minutes of each episode.
#5 What the heck was Brian singing?
"Yeah, I'm the king of the swingers, ooh, the jungle VIP..." (King Louis song from "The Jungle Book") #6 From the following list, what were the CG's most excited about: the new boat? their new tribe mates? the wine? or Erin's twin pillows? Wine was #1, since after all, it prompted the twin pillow owner to say, "You're just trying to get me drunk..." Hey! New tribe game! #7 From the following list, what were the SJ's most excited about: the cave? the rice noodles? Brians singing? or the opportunity to screw over their teammates? Definitely the food. Any freakin' food. After all, these freakin' masters could build The Shelter, so who needs a freakin' cave? #8 Who's in charge of the new boat? (and why) Mark Burnett. He giveth, and he taketh away, if it helps the ratings. #9 How long until Ted puts the moves on Magilla? Why do you think Magilla stole the boat in the first place? Lover's spat. #10 Who's got the biggest horns? (i.e. who is the horniest) Who makes sure he always has two young women by his side? Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about here.   
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