You're making us choose between those two clods? You're evil, Ricky. Really evil. Um... David has a better body...
--Case in point. Mmmmm... (pic complements of Webby)
...and seems slightly more articulate, but man is he annoying! And I don't think I could ever date a Woody clone- that's just creepy.
On the other hand, Evan is a neanderthal and a complete DAW (and not the good SB kind).
So, if you're asking me to pick somebody from Joe Millionaire, I'd probably have to swing the other way and pick Cat.
I wouldn't be surprised if Evan and David have that effect on a lot of the women they date.