LAST EDITED ON 11-05-07 AT 00:38 AM (EST)

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From the Playboy mansion (everybody wave to Victoria!) to the Connemara Heritage Centre. After this, there will be 10 more Pit Stops, of which 8 will have eliminations. Ah! What's this? My pants appear to be on fire. How did that happen?

Oh come on, like we could *actually* have a season with no non-elims.

And will you all please stop honking and just drive?

Hank and Azaria! (You don't mind if I call you "Hank"? Hedd-Ikea or whatever is hard to say.) Despite going the wrong way at the beginning, you got it together and came in first. You're going to love Banff.

Kynt and Vyxsin: Oh my goth! You're in second. And you only drew attention to your Gothishness, what? 50 times? Well done. You'll practially blend right in with the other Racers if you keep such a low Goth profile.

TK and Rachel: OK, remember when you were at the airport in Shannon and you thought you were in last place? That wasn't the time to fall apart.

Lorena and Jason: Holy heck, Lorena, calm down. Jason, I can see why you might tune her out, but let me tell you, being overconfident about directions has been the downfall of more than one team. Addtionally, you have used up your allotment of calling Lorena "baby". Please stop now.

Nicolas and Donald: A bit under the radar this leg. Donald, how's the foot? I would hate for you to be so injured that you have to wear some kind of bionic-looking device on your leg.

Shana and Jennifer: Not much opportunity for jiggling at the locals to get them to help you, but you got a bit of practice at the end of the last task with that little kiss on the cheek.

Ronald and Christina: Ronald seems to be having the time of his life.

Kate and Pat: Please stop saying "baby". I'm not sure which one of you is doing it, but stop. Please. Please!

Marianna and Julia: I can't tell you two apart yet.

Nathan and Jennifer: Oh, you just squeaked in. I feel compelled to tell you that donkeys don't respond well to shrieking and screaming. Good thing you ran into that local who told you about saying "hey nonny nonny" and such or I'd be eliminating you out at the farm.

Ari and Staella: You're the last team to arrive. I'm afraid that karma came in the form of an ass to bite you on yours. Begone.

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Characters not spoken for: Either Jennifer, Pat or Christina

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