Transcript from videotape of Bryant Gumbel interviewing Rich and Sue:Bryant: Are you ready for another adventure, Sue?
Sue: Well, ya know those guys who wrestle gators, ya know like alligators and stuff, well I wanna do that 'cept I think those guys are wimps - I wanna go to An'artica and wrestle with those walruses there.
Bryant: Walruses?
Sue: Yeah, they're thick and rubbery and hard to get a hold of but I'm used to that now cause I been dealin' with Rich.
Bryant: Are there actually walruses in Antartica?
Sue: Where else would they be? - Duh-uh!
Rich: Well, actually, the world's walrus population ...
Bryant: (interrupts) Walrus wrestling sounds lucrative but what are you going to do to give back to the community?
Sue: Well I dunno that the community's done so much for me.
Bryant: True enough.
Sue: I am gonna do somethin' though - I been asked to do a thing for Toastmasters.
Rich: What Suzie-Q means is that she's been asked by a representative of Toastmasters to give a speech...
Bryant: Let's move on to something interesting. Rich, what's the first thing you are going to do with all that money?
Rich: Wow, that's a super, super question. Really a great question. Wow, I'm really not sure. No, that's not true. At 7:13 tonight I leave for the Australian outback. Saturday afternoon at 3:23 pm I'll bribe a Survivor 2 production assistant with a Pontiac Aztec and sneak into the camp. At dusk I'll push Jeff Probst off that big cliff and then host Tribal Council. Sunday morning at 11:04 I'll make brunch for the Reward Challenge winner.
Bryant: How are you going to accomplish all this without getting arrested or killed?
Rich: I'm just a terrific, terrific person, Bry.
Bryant: My name is Mister Gumbel.
Rich: Oh, don't be like that, Bry.
Sue: (laughs) Yeah, GUM-BALLS! (laughs)
Bryant: That's it! I'm not taking any more of this crap! (Stomps out. Door hits him on the way out.)
Rich: (singing) 'Good night sweetheart,
now it's time to go,
I was born to host
The Early Show'
Sue: (picks up a mysterious parchment) Wait, he left some kind of paper. It's got writing on it. It's some kind of written stuff.
Rich: (reads the top parchment) "Rich, how's your relationship with Rudy now that you're off the island?" (stops reading) Wow. That's a really great question I just asked myself. Rudy's the best. In fact he's insisting on teaching me to sky-dive next month. Him, me, nothing but a plane, a parachute, and the beautiful South China Sea. Did you know he's a pilot...
Sue: Rich, I think the show's over - everybody's gone.
Rich: Finally! That's exactly how I planned it! Now since I closed the show no one will be surprised next week when I take over from Bryant. I'll let you co-host. It will work. Trust me. You think I'm crazy but just wait and see! Mwa -ha - ha -ha (maniacal laughter)
(Rich turns into a bat and flies away. Sue's jaw drops. Poof! The lights all go out.)
Sue: Anybody out there? What's that smell? Suntan oil and fresh blood? Kel, is that you? What's that flapping sound? Some kinda bird? Some kinda circlin' birds...
(The tape runs out)
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