Now, it's not like I didn't already know that he was a pig and she was a dip, but at least in their own season, they were each with another pig and another dip. For some reason, this made them seem less bad. Now, we have them together. And we can see them in all their glory.

At the beginning of the first episode, Danielle tells us that she is not used to gentlemen, which is what is so nice about Eric.

Someone please explain to me the bit where Eric has been a gentleman so far. How about just this week? Was it when he was telling her not to be a baby at the fish task? Was it when he told her to put her boobs on the fish? Rob felt compelled to comment on that. It was classless. Totally, utterly classless.

She was useless at the task, of course, but he might have encouraged her a little.

Danielle explains in a confessional that she's having a tough time of it: "I'm a girl doing my best to keep up with a guy." Oh. My. Gawds. It's Malibu Stacy:

*pulls string* "I wish they taught shopping in school."
*pulls string* "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl." *giggle*

That was a truly stupid thing to say. Gah.

I fear that Eric might drag Danielle and her boobs a lot farther in the Race. But I'm hoping they won't place higher than 5th.