Ha! Superleg! Not too many of you saw that coming, did you?

Since there's no Pit Stop this time, I will mock you all in no particular order.

Erwin and Godwin: Lyn and Karlyn don't want to be allied with you anymore. That is, they want you to wait for them so they can jump ahead of you. Obviously, Karlyn will be pissed off if you don't let them do that. You're going to lose if you remain loyal to people who refuse to do anything in return. Stop. It's sad. Really, really sad.

Tyler and James: how nice of you to put personal hygiene above getting ahead in the Race. Two blond beauty queens understood the concept better than you did. I don't care how covered in mud you are, it might have been a better strategy to, you know, try to keep as long a lead as possible. Also, way to get lost at the stadium.

Rob and Kimberly: Your "alliance" with Tyler and James has only resulted in their lostness rubbing off on you. You got lost on the way to the mine (bonus irony! you were trying to lose the Bama girls and went the wrong way) and you got lost inside the stadium. And Kim, Rob really *does* think you're fat.

Dustin and Kandice: What can I say, you're running a hell of a Race. I hope you come in first again, just because I really liked that hug last time. Interesting friendly (sort of) rivalry with the Model boys. Did Tyler steal your moisturiser or what that his own?

Lyn and Karlyn: If you keep saying it's a race and everybody wants to win, maybe it will soothe your consciences for being kind of nasty. I mean, you literally stole that taxi from a perfectly nice and polite Finnish person without even saying "Kiitos". You're lucky the Chos aren't so self-centered.

Administrative Notes:

Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will.

New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for.

Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), the people waiting in the taxi line, the Finnish cafe owner or whatever. Be creative!