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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-04-04, 07:37 PM (EST) "If -- then." If Captain Savem did a summary, then he would become ReCappy. Next?   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: If -- then. Captain_Savem 07-04-04 1    RE: If -- then. Puffy 07-04-04 2  RE: If -- then. qwertypie 07-04-04 3  RE: If -- then. seahorse 07-04-04 4  RE: If -- then. frisky 07-05-04 5    RE: If -- then. woeisme1 07-05-04 6    RE: If -- then. Puffy 07-05-04 16    But..... Sagebrush Dan 07-05-04 17        RE: But..... woeisme1 07-05-04 21    RE: If -- then. Captain_Savem 07-05-04 18  RE: If -- then. woeisme1 07-05-04 7    RE: If -- then. frisky 07-05-04 27        RE: If -- then. AugustGirl 07-05-04 32  RE: If -- then. frisky 07-05-04 8  RE: If -- then. seahorse 07-05-04 9  RE: If -- then. frisky 07-05-04 10    RE: If -- then. Sagebrush Dan 07-05-04 11    RE: If -- then. LozengeofLove 07-05-04 13  RE: If -- then. Sagebrush Dan 07-05-04 12  RE: If -- then. LozengeofLove 07-05-04 14  RE: If -- then. Sagebrush Dan 07-05-04 15    RE: If -- then. frisky 07-05-04 28    RE: If -- then. Estee 07-05-04 36  RE: If -- then. Captain_Savem 07-05-04 19    RE: If -- then. Tiger Lily 07-05-04 20  Green Cat or Ice Monstah tribephyl 07-05-04 22  RE: If -- then. greenmonstah 07-05-04 23  RE: If -- then. grit 07-05-04 24    RE: If -- then. frisky 07-05-04 29  RE: If -- then. nailbone 07-05-04 25    RE: If -- then. greenmonstah 07-05-04 26        RE: If -- then. frisky 07-05-04 31            RE: If -- then. CantStandToLook 07-05-04 37  RE: If -- then. frisky 07-05-04 30    RE: If -- then. greenmonstah 07-05-04 33        RE: If -- then. frisky 07-05-04 35    RE: If -- then. AugustGirl 07-05-04 34  RE: If -- then. okaychatt 07-05-04 38  RE: If -- then. okaychatt 07-05-04 39  RE: If -- then. okaychatt 07-05-04 40  RE: If -- then. okaychatt 07-05-04 41  RE: If -- then. cqvenus 07-06-04 42  RE: If -- then. grit 07-06-04 43  RE: If -- then. Devious Weasel 07-06-04 44

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Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 07-04-04, 07:45 PM (EST) 1. "RE: If -- then." If Buggy's husband were to become President of The United States, then she would be the First Lady Bug... A Kyngsladye Original ©2004 U.C.B. Local #69   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-04-04, 07:51 PM (EST) 2. "RE: If -- then." If Greenmonstah were to make potatoes, they might be called Monsty Mash. AKA Puff Homes J Slice original The order of the banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-04-04, 08:12 PM (EST) 3. "RE: If -- then." If Sunny_Bunny was a conterfeiter, then it would be Sunny_Bunny Funny Money Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-04-04, 11:58 PM (EST) 4. "RE: If -- then." You all are so clever. I will have to put on my thinking cap to see if I can come up with one. ©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 00:42 AM (EST) 5. "RE: If -- then." If Woe married Don Ho, she'd be Woe Ho. Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-05-04, 00:51 AM (EST) 6. "RE: If -- then." Bwahahaha!!! You slay me Frisky, but in a good way Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. There is no memory with less satisfaction in it than the memory of some temptation we resisted--James Branch Cabell   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 02:04 AM (EST) 16. "RE: If -- then." or if Woeisme 1 married Don Ho, she'd be Don 1 (Juan) AKA Puff Homes J Slice original The order of the banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 02:12 AM (EST) 17. "But....." LAST EDITED ON 07-05-04 AT 02:16 AM (EST) ....if Woe dropped Don for one of the Three Stooges, she's be Woe Ho Moe. ETA: From Sagebrush Sweetie: If Woe were an alcoholic pirate, she's Woe Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum. CASH Secretary of Hospitality Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-05-04, 06:02 AM (EST) 21. "RE: But....." LAST EDITED ON 07-05-04 AT 06:04 AM (EST) And then when Moe dumps me and I marry a Joe, I'll be Woe Ho Moe Joe. Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. Edited because I forgot my first hubby Ho (even that sounds funny to me) There is no memory with less satisfaction in it than the memory of some temptation we resisted--James Branch Cabell   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 07-05-04, 04:06 AM (EST) 18. "RE: If -- then." Frisky Funny A Kyngsladye Original ©2004 U.C.B. Local #69 So help me God, I do *heart* her so...   Top

woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-05-04, 00:53 AM (EST) 7. "RE: If -- then." If Puffy married Sleeeve, would she then be Puffy Sleeeve? Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. There is no memory with less satisfaction in it than the memory of some temptation we resisted--James Branch Cabell   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:09 AM (EST) 27. "RE: If -- then." If she dumped him and moved up the coast, then she would be Sleeeveless in Seattle. Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:23 AM (EST) 32. "RE: If -- then." Frisky is too funny! *snort*   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 01:06 AM (EST) 8. "RE: If -- then." If I buried Ginger up to her neck in my herb garden, then she'd be ginger root. Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 01:12 AM (EST) 9. "RE: If -- then." If Grit and True got together, they would be John Wayne's favorite "True Grit" ©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 01:22 AM (EST) 10. "RE: If -- then." If CantStandToLook looked, then he'd have to change his name to "Looker." Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 01:29 AM (EST) 11. "RE: If -- then." And if he ran off with WCH's wife, she'd be Cooker Looker. CASH Secretary of Hospitality Handcrafted by RollDdice Come back, WCH! We miss you!   Top

LozengeofLove 1060 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 07-05-04, 01:37 AM (EST) 13. "RE: If -- then." If Scnookie Palookie came to visit you at 8AM, then you'd be getting some morning nookie because you're frisky.   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 01:31 AM (EST) 12. "RE: If -- then." If the person who started this thread were naughty and had a crummy car, he/she would be Fresh Estee with Lemon. CASH Secretary of Hospitality Handcrafted by RollDdice It's a beverage.   Top

LozengeofLove 1060 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 07-05-04, 01:42 AM (EST) 14. "RE: If -- then." If Wheezy had a simple recipe for processing her own Monterey Jack that worked especially well during allergy season, should she title it Sneezy Wheezy's Easy Cheese Pleaser?   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 01:59 AM (EST) 15. "RE: If -- then." LAST EDITED ON 07-05-04 AT 02:09 AM (EST) If the head of Ballerina of Doom were transplanted onto Black and White Dog, we'd have Bawdy BoDy. Nine months before Bacon was born, his parents were Makin' Bacon. And, if August Girl were a poodle, she'd be Augie Doggie. If I were Naked, I'd Bbear. If AZLeo were like me, she'd be LayZLeo. If a certain moderator sold used boats in Alaska, the name of his business would be AyaK's KayaKs. If he were rich, he'd drive a Kadillakyakyakyak. CASH Secretary of Hospitality Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:12 AM (EST) 28. "RE: If -- then." Bwwaaahahahahaha!!! I *heart* Dan! Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 03:31 PM (EST) 36. "RE: If -- then." And if you studied the history of the Fuller company until you became a savant wherever they were concerned, you'd be Sagebrush Dan! ...wait.   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 07-05-04, 04:22 AM (EST) 19. "RE: If -- then." If I_Am_He died and went to Hell, and upon his arrival decided to get a sex change, then would we have to call him I_Am_Shedevil? A Kyngsladye Original ©2004 U.C.B. Local #69 Missin' some Shedevil in case y'all didn't know...   Top

Tiger Lily 1679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 07-05-04, 05:41 AM (EST) 20. "RE: If -- then." Oh my goodness. You? Are cracking me up today. ~Lily~   Top

tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 06:41 AM (EST) 22. "Green Cat or Ice Monstah" Ballerina is Me ***OR*** Woe of Doom Survivorphyl ***OR*** tribescott Shakes the RatEater ***OR*** Pagong the clown Captain Le Pew ***OR*** Pepe Savem nailfan ***OR*** railbone echoScribe ***OR*** Nightgirl Sagebrush Fan ***OR*** Vols Dan AhtumKRZ ***OR*** BRVNbreez nail Car ***OR*** Drive My bone DoodleProf ***OR*** EnglBug I hear that Doodleprof Englbug is a new Vegas Cabaret Act! Sn'DCS©MMIV Upon thee, Mike Darnell, I wish a most serious pox.   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 08:00 AM (EST) 23. "RE: If -- then." If Wheezy and Dweezil both ran for President of OT, then who would be the lesser of two weasels? A 2004 Augie Original: Action figure sold separately Sorry...it is morning and I am bleary eyed.   Top

grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 07-05-04, 09:46 AM (EST) 24. "RE: If -- then." Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she would become: Ella Vader Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:14 AM (EST) 29. "RE: If -- then." And if she "changed teams" and hooked up with Ginger, then she'd be Ginger's Ella Vader. Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:02 AM (EST) 25. "RE: If -- then." If Woe ran a brothel, would she call it Woe's Ho's? (It also works for a gardening shop - Woe's Hoe's) The order of Banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs. o-   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:04 AM (EST) 26. "RE: If -- then." Breezy is a 'ho... A 2004 Augie Original: Action figure sold separately Just really here to give my Cupcake a smooch!   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:19 AM (EST) 31. "RE: If -- then." If Breezy was a model by day and a ho by night, she'd be Easy Breezy Beautiful Cover Girl. Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 03:44 PM (EST) 37. "RE: If -- then." Funniest yet...you guys are cracking me up today. Handcrafted by RollDdice The Fellowship of the Banana is at hand.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:16 AM (EST) 30. "RE: If -- then." If Glow jumped out of the bushes and attacked Grendel, then he'd Beowulfed. If Glow and Devious Weasel were to mate, then there would be such a thing as "weaselwolves." Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:23 AM (EST) 33. "RE: If -- then." These are great! I love it!!!! LOL A 2004 Augie Original: Action figure sold separately Now if we were to chop you up and give you a good stir frying, would you be frisk-asee?   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:26 AM (EST) 35. "RE: If -- then." Mmmmm....sounds yummy! oh, wait... Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-05-04, 10:25 AM (EST) 34. "RE: If -- then." And then we could google them. Frisky is on a roll today!   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-05-04, 05:11 PM (EST) 38. "RE: If -- then." If L8toLife were hanging from a cliff, and DeerHunter rescued him?/her?, we could say they were holding on for Deer Life.   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-05-04, 05:19 PM (EST) 39. "RE: If -- then." If moonbaby and glow were to name a child, they could call it MoonGlow.   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-05-04, 05:21 PM (EST) 40. "RE: If -- then." If reversehalo and DriveMyCar were in a car and had to back up, they could go into ReverseDrive.   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-05-04, 05:24 PM (EST) 41. "RE: If -- then." LAST EDITED ON 07-05-04 AT 05:25 PM (EST) If frisky and okaychatt were to start a 900 number phone line, they could call it FriskyChatt.   Top

cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-06-04, 10:06 AM (EST) 42. "RE: If -- then." i don't know but this thread is funny so i'm bumping it. ~ cq needs more coffee before participating   Top

grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 07-06-04, 10:11 AM (EST) 43. "RE: If -- then." If Seahorse and Breezy got together, you would have a SeaBreezy. Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 Yum, one of my favorite drinks!   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-06-04, 11:25 AM (EST) 44. "RE: If -- then." If Another Kim went on tour with the American Idol 2 runner-up, would they be billed as Clay-AKim?   Top

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