LAST EDITED ON 07-12-01 AT 01:40 AM (EST)

>Damn, and this just after learning
>last night that shakes' firm
>does TV commercials in the
>Chicagoland area -- here I
>was about to track down
>a copy and solve the
>mystery once and for all.

....hey Corkey, er I mean Webby...I was screwing with ya when I told you that we did commercials, but I thought that was obvious when I told you that we used real accident footage (complete with deaths) instead of re-enactments or dramatizations. Sorry, didn't mean to lob that pitch over your head.

>Btw, I've seen some interesting "occupations"
>listed on these reality shows
>so far, but "Bob's" (if
>that is his real name)
>has the best yet --
>"entrepreneur" ...what the
>hell does that mean?
>...sounds like code for "unemployed
>bum"

....actually, Bob has done quite well for himself as an "entrepreneur". He's worked quite hard to become a successful business man and real estate developer...but the hair, c'mon, that's where you should be taking your shots Webby, I mean look at the guy...Kenny G called, he wants his reflection back.

Edited to remove the sneaky gif that Webby hid in my sig line...nice try, buddy.