LAST EDITED ON 07-11-01 AT 10:44 PM (EST)

I just had to post to brag that I was the first member of this board to correctly guess that shakes was #8

(but I should point out that true guessed that he was "the shy guy in front" before they were numbered, so she was actually first, and of course Mr. Blu guessed #8 before I did, but he is not a member of this board, so...)

Now, a few quotes that I thought were funny:

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dangerkitty 858 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
05-10-01, 10:25 AM (EST)

31. "RE: A photo to be analyzed?"
Are we sure that numbers 5 & 8 aren't the same guy??
Why couldn't we have two number 2s instead??
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dangerkitty 858 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
05-12-01, 12:41 PM (EST)

46. "RE: A photo to be analyzed?"
Thanks, true, good work!

>That leaves #1, 5, and 8.

Well now...I posted my guess as #1, and I have dissed #5 & 8.

May I officially back-peddle here and state that I am sure that #5 & 8 are very handsome, sexy men (and apparently twins separated at birth) and that this photo most certainly does not do them justice (#5 is no doubt standing in a hole) and that any previous mention of "geekiness" in connection with these contestants was said with my well-known far-too-subtle sarcasm and of course actually meant "studly eye-candy".
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sleeeve 488 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 01:43 AM (EST)

28. "SB Ladies... Weigh in"
This question may sound a lot like Lizzie, but it has a purpose...
Ladies, you have the opportunity to date 6 of these guys... which two would you NOT date based on looks alone...

Cast your votes now...
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mistofleas 703 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
05-10-01, 01:10 PM (EST)

34. "RE: SB Ladies... Weigh in"
LAST EDITED ON 05-10-01 AT 01:11 PM (EST)
Hey my triple E man, great way to go about it. I do have one suggestion though, it's not so much who we, the SB babes wouldn't pick, but who the bimbettes in the picture wouldn't pick. As you know us SB babes have better and more eclectic taste than most of the chicks in the world. So with that in mind, I can deduce from the looks of the women in the picture, the fact that they're on Love Cruise at all and that they want the first "coupling" to be fantastic (in case they don't make it any farther than the first day) the two men not picked would be # 5 and # 8
How's that?
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sleeeve 488 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 07:36 PM (EST)

40. "READ THIS!!!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-10-01 AT 07:36 PM (EST)
>the two men not picked would be # 5 and # 8
>How's that? mistofleas

Good... that was my opinion, too... Now ask yourself this... you're a client in Chicago, and you're looking to hire a lawyer... you want to win your case... who do you hire??

I wouldn't hire anyone with a shaved head, and I wouldn't hire anyone with hair longer than my sister's... earrings, visible tattoos, etc. are all out... He's gotta be clean cut and look respectable in a suit...

Now between #5 and #8 who best fits this description???

Actually among ALL of these guys, who best fits???

That's how I arrived at my #8 pick... now who wants to change their mind...
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mistofleas 703 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
05-10-01, 09:46 PM (EST)

42. "RE: READ THIS!!!"

Going by these standards, I'd say either one of them could still work. My instincts tell me that # 8 is a really good contender, but I think I'm gonna go with #5.
We know that he's 30(ish) and that still makes him a semi"baby" lawyer. #5 has that "have you been in an auto accident? Do you want to sue the pants off of someone? Well, I can help." kinda look about him. Someone who's socially adept enough to know all the right people (both sides of a case), judges and the like, but still have the slightly smarmy "I can play dirty if need be" attitude about him.
So, all said, I'm going with #5.
Do you want to change your mind sleeeve sweetie?
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No misto, I do not!!!
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Survivorchick 263 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
05-31-01, 07:04 PM (EST)

55. "RE: LC cast photo"
Shakes is definately #3. No doubt in my mind. I have many reasons.
-It was my first instint (and I have fabulous instincts)
-He looks like a clown
-LC = long curls (makes sense to me)
-picture that hair greased back and you have a sleazy ambulance chasing lawyer
-enough girls aren't into long haired "types" that he could be one of the last two
-endless love? I have no idea. But I don't need any more clues.
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Survivorchick 263 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
06-01-01, 02:07 PM (EST)

56. "RE: LC cast photo"
OK - I'm well aware that nobody cares about this anymore, but I have some information that might help you guys out. I am still thoroughly convinced that Shakes the Clown is #3 in the above picture for the previously stated reasons.
However, the "Endless Love" clue could be interpreted in numerous ways.

-movie by Franco Zeffirelli (Shakes is Italian?)
-movie 1981 (Shakes is not really 30, but was born in 1981)
-movie with Brooke Shields
(Shakes is the guy with his arm around the girl who looks most like Brooke Shields)
-song - sung in the movie by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross and later by Whitney Houston -all of them are black
(Shakes is black)
-song score composed by Jonathan Tunick (This tells us nothing about Shakes)
-song lyrics: You're every breath that I take You're every step I make
(Shakes is the guy in the photo with one foot in front of the other)
-song lyrics: Two hearts, two hearts that beat as one
(Shakes has two hearts on his shirt)
-song lyrics: Forever, I'll hold you close in my arms
(Shakes is holding someone close in his arms in the photo)
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Not so cocky now, huh chick???
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You never know what might be up my sleeeve...