(Iyanla is seen walking towards her car in the SO driveway. She's in a chipper mood, kind of dancing as she walks. She is singing a little tune she made up herself)

IYANLA: (singing a happy, hip-hop tune)

My name is Miss Iyanla,
and I'm a life coach mama,
and I am soooo fine!
I borrowed Stanley's blanky,
and now's he's kinda cranky,
and I am stilll fine!
I'll give it to the ladies,
to polish my Mercedez,
my car is soooo fine!
It's great to be Iyanla.
cause I'm a ......(singing abruptly stops - as does dancing. Iyanla stops dead in her tracks. Her eyes are as big as golf balls, and they are fixed on the front of her car.)

What the?....Who the?....Ja, aaah, dah, umm, ah yah - HEY!!! ON NO - THEY DIN'DT...NO - THEY DIN'DT...Breathe, Iyanla baby, just breathe...yessss, in and out, in and out....this can be fixed....

WAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Who the ^#%$& has been ^&*%*&ing with my Mercedez CL600??????? I've been VIOLATED!!!! HELP ME...HELP ME....MY $135,000 CAR! It has been defiled!

(Iyanla has fallen on the ground in front of her car. She's ripped her "Just My Size" pantyhose, skinned her knee, and she thinks she wet her pants - just a little bit. Through her tears of rage, she lightly touches the jagged metal post on the hood of her car - it's the only remnant of her specially ordered Mercedes Benz symbol.)

"Oh no...this car isn't even made with that symbol up there on the hood...sniff, sniff....I had that put there so that I could see it from the driver's seat. It made me feel so.......so.......so.......rich and important. Who did this? They have touched my identity! Was it that clown Katz? Just because I took his stupid blanklet? Or is it one of my girls? Hmmmmm....is there anyone here who wants people to believe they're rich like me? Antonia? Jill? I.....need.......an.......answer......"

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