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"When Clay met Helen"
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ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings
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"When Clay met Helen"
LAST EDITED ON 10-04-02 AT 04:32 AM (EST)

Welcome to the show. Have a seat, put on your seat belts and enjoy the ride.


Who is that sexy man I spy over there



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz


That is Clay isn't he is a charming young lad


hmmm, I just don't know how to approach him. It makes me sad.

Down at the beach


Hey Clay, I hear Helen likes you


I know, but I am too nervous to approach her


here, try this, it will soothe your nerves.

meanwhile...

*sniff* I need to get the nerve up to talk to him



If he rejects me I will be so pissed

back at the cave


Dude, you sound serious about her.


Are you two in more than an alliance?

Oooooo, you got me

You have got me thinking here, I will play a serenade for you two


Uh Oh, here she comes.


Oh, he ran away, why does he have to be so shy

Later that night in the cave


Helen, I have something to confess


Wha..what is it...


With this Wreath of flowers I profess my love for you


Helen: "Oh CLAY
Clay: "Oh Helen"


Both: I love you

The End


-congratulations to Clay Jordan, the winner of survivor Thailand-

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: When Clay met Helen ZJ 10-04-02 1
 RE: When Clay met Helen JeffGator 10-04-02 2
 RE: When Clay met Helen nailbone 10-04-02 3
 RE: When Clay met Helen Survivorerist 10-04-02 4
 RE: When Clay met Helen Crimsyn 10-05-02 5
 RE: When Clay met Helen Silvergirl1 10-07-02 6
 RE: When Clay met Helen Red Lady 10-10-02 7
 RE: When Clay met Helen s_man 10-11-02 8
 RE: When Clay met Helen OceanSkater 10-18-02 9
   RE: When Clay met Helen ivoryElephant 11-09-02 10

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ZJ 137 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "RE: When Clay met Helen"
Great sense of humour there... Nice job buddy...
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2. "RE: When Clay met Helen"
ROFLMAO! one of the greatest posts ever here! thanks ivory, i had a good laugh

GO GATORS!
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3. "RE: When Clay met Helen"
BEAUTIFUL!!!


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Wow IE, another one? You, my man, are just totally excellent...dude.


(Another IceCat original )

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5. "RE: When Clay met Helen"
OMH! ROFL That was not good for my headache. hehe We need to see one of those between Ghandia and Ted


I think that I am better than the people who are trying to reform me. -- Edgar Watson Howe

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6. "RE: When Clay met Helen"
IE, you sure have a way with vidcaps and captions. Love your imagination. Thanks for sharing.

From the book of Survivor 5:3: Too bad Jed won't win enough money to buy himself a personality.

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7. "RE: When Clay met Helen"
Ivory Elephant...You tickled my funny bone with that one!
Regards,
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Excellent........Great Job, IE.

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9. "RE: When Clay met Helen"

NICE MONTAGE!


Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants TO DIE!!!!!!!

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10. "RE: When Clay met Helen"
Bumping for those who missed it. It may make the second story more clear also.


"I got a kiss from Clay Jordan, oh my god am I queen for a day" - Helen Glover

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