LAST EDITED ON 03-12-12 AT 02:22 AM (EST)

Hello!

I certainly hope that your invitation to join you for drinks and a treat at the spa is still open. 'Cause I just had a quick peek at FP's HutCam and I think that something very cool and calming - downright frigid and coma-inducing, in fact - may be in order. For me, at least ...

And we can toast your points from last week and my lack of them. Between the two of us, I think we addressed the whole to-score-or-not-to-score thing with great finesse.

Besides, I'm curious about the two thinly-disguised gorillas - leprechauns have pointed ears, for Pete's sake! - who showed up on the terrace at Nutz as I was setting up my homemade lemonade stand - I threw in the lemonade because I didn't want to waste all of that signage on a contest that I'm sure will end with me once again at close quarters with some monkey's arse - and interactive cork-soaking display.

Something about being undercover for the TSA ...

Any day this week is fine with me. It seems that LL's once-booming Cherry Exchange has gone bust.