Last night, Britney took out her frustrations on Ted. She hit, kicked, pummeled, threw, elbow-dropped, strangled, denuded, and just generally beat the non-living crap out of him. As Ted is incapable of suing CBS over the damage to his personal well-being, the rats kept quiet about it. Britney's not in a good mood: the vote sales of Shane and Joe appear to be finalized and Ian seems to be her only dissenting ballot, plus Danielle's crying is starting to seem a little too fake. Britney has been played, and the next question turns to how she intends to get revenge.

Ian is actually in hotter water right now. He was talking about how long he's been waiting to be on the show and in doing so, used the World Trade Center as a very casual time reference. This came off as being extraordinarily disrespectful in Jenn's eyes: she's a native New Yorker and felt that Ian's use of the event as a mere calendar divider was unforgivable. She has been resisting the urge to treat him as Ted II for most of the night, initially verbally blasting him, then deciding she was going to kill him, followed by going into isolation so she could pray that she wouldn't. The usual retells and distortions followed, and Ian is currently in trouble with most of the cage. Same status report, different reason.

This means Thursday really brings up the question of Ian's edit. If Grodner is trying to protect him, either none of this makes the air or he gets a chance to explain what he meant. Put it on network without a defining DR session and he's Dead Student Walking.

Grodner likes Frank best.