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"The next survivor....not"
Meemo 3519 desperate attention whore postings
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07-23-02, 12:08 PM (EST)
 
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I don't know if this has been posted here before, but thought someone might get a kick out of it:The Next Survivor * 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes. * There is no access to fast food. * Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc. * The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote. * The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches. * They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas. * The kids vote them off the island, based on performance. * The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. * If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."
Disclaimer: Just because Meemo posted this does not mean that he ascribes to any beliefs or opinions that may be incurred from this piece.
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07-29-02, 09:30 PM (EST)
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Meemo, the amazing! Indeed, you do crack us up! Everyone knows no man alive would sign up for a show like this! Who would want to take on the title of mother!? Except perhaps for maybe MEEMO himself, huh? maybe?Regards from Red Lady
Note to Meemo: to answer your question from OT about the apparent contradiction between "Red" Lady and "pink" flamingoes, it goes like this: first, consume copious quantities of RedLady 21 vino. Second, watch John Water's "Pink Flamingos". The experience will be simply *DIVINE*! (activity not recommended for those past college years) I have been known as "Red Lady" evey since my first Divine experience, and the flamingo is my tip 'o the hat to Mr. Waters, film maker extraordinare! Kindest Regards,
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