LAST EDITED ON 05-27-02 AT 00:41 AM (EST)I'm gonna bash tonight - feelin' outta-sight
Gotta just dish it out
Bash ol' Mister Holes - should have stuck to breathin'
Yeah, you sweet-smellin' yoga heathen
No silly tool trees - lotioned-down Big Mama
Silly to be so pushy now
Ain't no big surprise when they vote you out
They really wanna have a good time
The best part about being a basher
Is the prerogative to tag 'em when they're dumb
Oh oh oh get totally bugbit
Think it's a campin' trip
Funbags
Race rants
Oh oh oh eat fafaru
Yeah, choke it down in style
Oh oh oh build a bamboo raft
Dive for the prize
Weave some hair
Listen to Jeff
Oh oh oh getting lost away from camp
Yeah, be clueless all the while
Brah! I feel like a basher
Maraamu needs a break
The eyeballs wouldn't take
Hide the bluetiki in shade
Then underdogs swipe everything in sight
Just in time to make an S.O.S.
The best part about being a basher
Is the prerogative to tag 'em when they're dumb
Oh oh oh, get super paranoid
Forget that it's a game
Make Deals
Tell Lies
Oh oh oh, try some UTR
Yeah, too much drama
Oh oh oh, promise everyone
Change the gameplan again
Talk too much
Skinnydippin'
Oh oh oh, don't risk a tie
Although it's do or die
Brah! I feel like a basher
The best part about being a basher
Is the prerogative to tag 'em when they're dumb
Oh oh oh, time for the merge
Pizza and some beers
Tell Lies
Cut Deals
Oh oh oh, splash away your chances
Congrats you made the jury
Oh oh oh, God's flock is rootin' for you
So pop all their coconuts
Oh oh oh, it's pagong time
Bing bang boom
Then when it's done
Time to kill their own
Oh oh oh, scream and holler
Yeah, till the bitter end
Brah! I feel like a basher
The best part about being a basher
Is the prerogative to tag 'em when they're dumb
The end is just so crazy
The jury weird and lazy
Heck heck heck, honestly
I feel like a basher.
ARRRRRRR!!!!