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"15 reasons to Love Nicole"
LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 00:09 AM (EST)
 
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"15 reasons to Love Nicole" |
I got this from Nicslips.com, a virtual love fest about Nic-ho, although I was hardpressed to find posts that actually liked her. Here are some of them, with a little editing help from yours truly.1)She's beautiful! (about as beautiful as my cat's ass after she sh!ts)
2)She is willing to make a hard decision and stick to it. (Is she quitting the show, is she staying, yea, she sticks to it all right)
3)She doesn't whine or cry on national TV. (are we talking about Nic-ho here)
4)She knows when to shut up. (she does?)
5)She's a newlywed. The world loves newlyweds. (yes the world needs more psycho b!tch newlyweds who grope other men in a hot tub)
6)She's got a beautiful, big diamond on her hand (prob as fake as her eyebrows, eyeliner, need I go on)
7)She's a great cook. (if I was in a house and some chick wouldn't allow anyone else to cook and she had ready access to knives, I too would say she was a great cook)
8)She speaks her mind. (which isn't very often because she has no brain)
9)She's independent.(Oh I thought that said co-dependent)
10)She has never played the "pity card." (we all pity her hubby tho)
11)She understands the Game, and plays it very well. (Isn't Will still there?)
12)She is accepting and tolerant of all lifestyles. (especially sailors since she can outswear the Navy)
13)She's got strong hands, as evidenced by her massages. (what an important trait)
14)Hygiene is very important to her. (must have run out of ideas)
15)Did I say she's beautiful? (are we talking about Nic-ho here? If its Will we are talking about than I agree. If it's Nic-ho, well, no.) courtesy of nicslips.com (must be run by her family, IMHO)
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"So what are my chances
of honest advances
I'd say low
Better to win
by admitting my sin
than to lose with a halo"
-Evita
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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 09:48 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: 15 reasons to Love Nicole" |
< 5)She's a newlywed. The world loves newlyweds. (yes the world needs more psycho b!tch newlyweds who grope other men in a hot tub) > You have to wonder about Will's mental health too. What fool would let her near his crotch a day after she threatened to cut off his head and sh!t down the hole? She must give one hell of a massage in hot tubs! She'll have that "surprised" look on her face because of those tattooed eyebrows when she's 75 years old. Too bad she couldn't have gotten a smile tattooed on as well!
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Mumbo Jumbo 270 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-01, 01:22 PM (EST)
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3. "More reasons to Love Nicole" |
>13)She's got strong hands, as evidenced
>by her massages. (what an
>important trait) She also apparently has prehensile feet as evidenced by her time in the hot tub with Will. >14)Hygiene is very important to her.
>(must have run out of
>ideas) If the smell of comet was an aphrodisiac, Nicole would be sexier than Angelina Jolie. Nicole does charitable work by being President of S.P.E.W. (The Society for the Promotion of Eyebrowless Women)
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-01, 04:10 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: More reasons to Love Nicole" |
I am still trying to figure out how a woman so consumed with cleaning things can act like she did the night of the waterbed HOH contest. She was on the bed that 3 of them had peed on and when she lost did she go to the shower? NO! Did she change her clothes? NO! She went and sat on the DR chair to b!tch (wouldn't want to sit on that chair after her) and then she sat outside smoking and guzzling wine for hours. Finally after both Will and Monica had ended the game and showered - Nicole was still parading around in her Ewwwwy clothes and cooking in the kitchen. I would never eat what she was cooking. And she complains that the others are pigs?!?!
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