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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Soozin letter turns up!"
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08-24-00, 12:31 PM (EST)
 
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"Soozin letter turns up!" |
A web site called thestraightpoop.com obtained a copy of a letter sent to Kelly by Susan sometime after the "Survivor" taping ended. It is printed in its entirety below:Deer Kelli, I still think you are a steemin pile of moose crap but I want to be frends with you anyways. I no know that what I sad was rong to you about you being a rat and all (your not a rat, your moose crap like I said up dere) but I think maybe I shuldnt have said that then. Maybe I just shoulda said "Kelli, you really piss me off and you make me want to shoot you with my shotgun but then I'd get moose crap all over my boots." Anyways when I said "Kelli I wouldn't give you water if you were laying on the road all thursty and stuff" what I ment to say was "Kelli I would give you water if you were laying on the road but then I would run over you with my truck, back up and run over you agan." Your friend, Soozin
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SuperPole2000 120 desperate attention whore postings
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08-25-00, 06:05 AM (EST)
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2. "Special News Bulletin:" |
Reliable sources have just confirmed that Kelly Wiglesworth and Susan Hawk of CBS's "Survivor" fame have just concluded contract negotiations to settle their much publicized war of words in a Winner-take-all Fight to the Death Moose Crap Wrestling match to aired on pay for view on Christmas day.Both contestents appeared confident as they emerged from negotiations to board Greyhound buses back to their respective homes in Wisconsin and Nevada. Wiglesworth was sporting an unusual necklace, from which was hanging a rat skull, a vial of river water, and what appeared to be a peice of petrified nose flesh, but declined to comment when questioned about the necklace. Hawk displayed an excessive eagerness to speak, but was shunned by reporters and spectators alike. She boarded the bus screaming a stream of profanities and sat for two hours until a bus driver who was drunk enough to be willing to drive it could be found. When questioned by reporters, producer Mark Burnett attempted to lie and got his ass kicked in retaliation for the Gervase X theory/website scandal by vindictive members of the media. He then agreed to release these details: The winner will receive a 1974 Chevy pickup truck with custom suspension, oversized wheels, gun rack, and a newly rebuilt 350 motor; a $1000 prepaid Walmart credit card, a One Year's supply of Midol Extra Strength, and a kiss on the bare ass from the loser. The winner will also receive a contract for a photo shoot with Hustler Magazine valued at $20. The loser will subsequently be subjected to 30 minutes of uninterrupted taunting by the winner and then be cast into a pit of rattlesnakes for a CBS network special presentation not scheduled to be aired until New Year's Eve. Associated Press
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Dee 3 desperate attention whore postings
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08-25-00, 01:01 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Soozin letter turns up!" |
TOO TOO FUNNY! I've read it 3 or 4 times and every time I laugh as if I just read it for the first time. Hilarious!
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