LAST EDITED ON 03-23-06 AT 01:19 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 03-23-06 AT 01:19 PM (EST)

Okay...uuuhhh.....aaahhh...so I've been working on this list that Rhonda gave today explaining why I think I should be able to let the egg go....I sure hope Iyanla doesn't find out that I went behind her back to Rhonda to get out of carrying around this stupid egg. I told Rhonda that it represented both mine and Tony's heart and she bought it. Well, here's the list I came up with all by myself.

1. It's rotten and is starting to stink up the place.
2. Humpty Dumpty has left the building.
3. Christie is jealous of it.
4. Allison thinks it's for her womb...
5. It would give me one less thing to complain about.
6. Jodi might eat it if Lisa doesn't get rid of it.
7. Jill called and said she was hungry and since she wasn't gainfully employed she needed food so could I send her the egg.
8. Kim might say it doesn't understand her and then say it hurts her feelings and is mean to her just like everyone and everything else is
9. Christie might sit on it and it would totally disappear.
10. The egg has been through enough (done it's time LOL) and deserves to be set free away from the lunatics in the SOH.
11. I don't want to carry this egg around anymore, because I could read on the RTVW forum how dumb I look carrying this egg around in this little plastic dish with a folded paper towel as a cushion.
12. All the gossiping I do...my jaw might cause the egg to shatter.
13. I can't flamingo dance while holding the egg
14. Now that I finally tweezed my eyebrows I can see it and I don't like it anymore.
15. I'm afraid Jodi might try to hug it and crush it thus failing my assignment.
16. Jump on the bus gus
17. make a new plan stan
18. dont need to be coy, roy
19. Just set yourself free.
20. I talked in circles so much the egg scrambled itself and Kim ate it when she wanted a egg.
21. Christie keeps stealing it as another one of her "addictions"
22. I am sick of telling Christie,"This is not your mother egg! Quit blaming it!"
23. Who came first the chicken or the egg and it wants to be hatched.
24. You only get laid once!
25. It takes 4 minutes to get hard
26. 2 minutes to get soft and
27. You have to share a box with 11 other guys
28. It makes Cassie feel bad...I am just another "adoptive" mother who has total custody and control over somebody's abandoned kid!

Okay, so I can't come up with more reasons because those people on line haven't given me anymore ideas I love Tony so much and I know it's all my fault.

I really did come up with all of these by myself with no help from the housemates or anybody else. Really. No, really, I did.