LAST EDITED ON 08-13-08 AT 12:44 PM (EST)

Okay -- I take back about seventy-five percent of everything I said about Ollie being the potential victim here, with the remaining quarter ready to jettison at any time.

Pasting the following from today's Hamsterwatch:

'April: She is so full of herself, she's a total comedy show all on her own, and doubly so when she starts in with Ollie on their out-of-control spiraling Relationship talks. Tonight we learned that she was previously engaged and/or married for a short time, and that she's been with at least one pro athlete. She also claims she's lived with 'VIP treatment' before, and she thinks P Diddy is probably watching the show (and her). Keep in mind, this is all per her. I've got nothing to say about her big P in this pic... it's just too easy.'

And not to be outdone:

'Ollie: See April, with the revelations that the once-innocent preacher's son now claims to have slept with three times as many women than April has men, that he slept with as many women as he could for awhile, that he's been with 'one, maybe two' strippers, and one married woman - which he described as 'the worst thing he's ever done'. Innocent, indeed!'

We may be heading for yet another 'how dare you betray me before I could betray you!' showdown.