so they had this contest or offer or whatever it was - basically if you agreed to eat peanut butter & jelly for 4 days, you would have a chance to win $5,000. without explaining the whole thing if you know game theory- it was another version of the prisoner's dilemma.

in any case it was really an exercise to see who would sell out and screw the house. i woulda bet dr strangelove would've taken it, but he's wise to the cameras. hardy-boy & spanky accept & spanky wins the money. he knows he's getting booted - so i can't blame him. but he somehow believes that no one will find out...we already know how weak he is and how he relies on the rest of the house to do his thinking, but c'mon - with banners flying 24/7 the whole house would know in a matter of hours. that is, if you can hold in the guilt (turns out he can't). that was crying fit 1.

oh yea - now at blockbuster, hannibal guaranteed.

i've never seen a bigger bunch of babies over eating pbj, christ - be happy you are eating at all. they are so spoiled with a bottomless supply of food, not to mention all the wine, beer, & champagne they seem to have, pbj is like torture. all that heinekin went to their heads. even worse, nick-hole bitches about the nutritional deficiency like she's the surgeon frigin general. they should serve up bugs, tree bark, and swamp water for a week - let them ##### about that. maybe give them standard prison food.
i know they have tvs in prison & the prisoners must be kicking their tvs over this little tizzy. -- makes me want to go strangle someone.

back to will and the cameras...it's clear that he plays to the audience and realizes the booted house members will eventually watch his tapes - so he shines up nice. fortunately the house has enough 2 way mirrors so he can fix his hair from every possible location.

well, the HOHR competition this week was some little remote control car contest and i'm not gender biased or a nascar fan, but that puts nicole, harmonica, and spunky at a severe disadvantage since it's a fact that women have weaker motor skills than men. i think every challenge is designed for hardy-boy to win...so you see it coming anyway. pretty boring stuff here except will provides some entertainment by recklessly screwing off & wrecking into other cars & nicohole as she's resetting the course.
later, we learn that BB bans dr stangelove from the cars.
great job by the producers at putting a stop to the only thing that entertained me.

someone shaved a bulleseye onto spanky's back wtf was that all about? is target sponsoring this too?
angry-black-chick monica still believes "it's aaawwn" & it's not

karl malone went to theater to see movie
karl malone pay 10 dollar to see movie called hand-ball
aint no one play hand-ball in movie called hand-ball
some guy eatin brains in hand-ball movie
karl malone want refund

spunky gets voted to get a letter from home by the $9 phone call - americas choice scam. hold-it-together man! you're making a bad stereotype even worse. even women are calling him a ##### now because he cant stop crying. nicole was upstaged this week & lost the crying game...wait a minute...

a few episodes back - dr strangelove told nicole that she was in love with him - after last night i think maybe she is. first they have this little game of footsie-tease, then nicole makes a point to publicly announce she's going to kick his a__, then they are all cozy in bed.....c'mon nichole...do you like like him or liiiikkke liiike him?!!

anybody seen that movie hannibal yet?

ok now the role call:

Bunky - he might be saved by the fact he would be any easy victim in the end. after another week of whining 'why is everyone out to get me' 'i miss my husband' 'boo hoo + the pbj thing he might get booted just to shut him up.
Hardy - i think this will be the 3d time for HOHR winner. will & monica would be his best choice. everyone resents him now & he lost 1/2 mill over peanut butter
Monica - abc is about to bust a cork over pbj...watch her make spanky cry, purely for entertainment.
Nicole - cried again about the whole country hating her since she didnt get the letter...boohoo
Will - since he'll most likely get nominated - he needs to undermine hardy with some serious asskissing to stay in the game. if he convices spanky and nicotina that the three of them can take hardy down - he might have a chance.

final 4: spanky,will,nicole,hardy

i gotta go now...for some reason i'm compelled to go rent hannibal