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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"When Has-Beens Attack: The Sequel!"
Jonnycumlately 206 desperate attention whore postings
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05-17-02, 05:45 PM (EST)
 
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"When Has-Beens Attack: The Sequel!" |
So anyone placed their bets for the second round of (barely) Celebrity Boxing? We have "Horshack" vs. former 98-lbs weakling brillo-headed "Screech." We have Professional Goldigger, Darva Conger vs. so weird looking Russian gymnast (?) chick. And then there's Joey BUTTefucco vs Joanie "Chyna" Laurer since Jon Wayne "I lost my" Bobbit is also an abusive thug in addition to being a weak-dicked sleaze and beat his wife. Therefore he's arrested and can't compete.
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings
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05-17-02, 08:02 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: When Has-Beens Attack: The Sequel!" |
This is so funny that I know I will end up watching.
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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05-22-02, 06:33 PM (EST)
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3. "It's Olga Korbut!" |
My God do I feel old... lolOlga Korbut was the Nadia Comaneci of her time! I can hear the response already... Nadia who?
sheesh!
<shakes his head>
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-02, 12:12 PM (EST)
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5. "The results are in" |
Fight 1: Darva Conger vs Olga Corbut
Olga was a tenacious old pitbull, but Darva had the longer reach and youth to land many more punches.
Winner: DarvaFight 2: Screech vs Horshack (who cares about their names)
Screech outweighed Arnold by 50 pounds, was about 25 years younger, and supposodely does martial arts and kick boxing. He kicked Horshack behind but Arnold fought like a champ until the ref called it off. Horshack got an enormous swollen eye out of the fight. Screech isn't a whimpy teen anymore, he'll beat you up good.
Winner in the second round: Screech Fight 3: Manut Bol vs William "Refridgerator" Perry
7'7" 190 pound Manut fighting 6'3" 375 pound Perry? Who's idea of a fight was this? It's like fighting a tiger and a rattlesnake, just too strange to see it happen. Anyway, Perry looked like a total mama's boy like he was afraid to stub his toe or something. Manut won just because he tried to fight. Really a sad excuse for a boxing match.
Winner: Manut Bol Fight 4: Joey Buttafuoco vs Joanie "Chyna" Laurer
Now for the fight you've all been waiting for. They had some pre-fight interviews and Chyna was talking about how America is just waiting to see her kick his butt. Well that didn't happen.
Joey literally threw her around like a ragdoll, punched her in the face, threw her to the ground, and basically beat her senseless Brooklyn brawler style. After the fight she said something like "Well, I behaved more ladylike but I'd like to get him into MY ring." Joey laughed and said he'd love to go into the wrestling ring with her. Assume that Chyna is sitting on ice bags right now.
Winner: Joey Buttafuoco In conclusion, I like these celebrity boxing matches but they need to try to make them a little more evenly matched up to make it more interesting. Poor poor Horshack.
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Jonnycumlately 206 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-02, 01:14 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: The results are in" |
Nice analysis. However, you should mention that Joey BUTTefucco threw some dirty punches (more like throws.) What a jackass.
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