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"Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-05-05, 04:45 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-06-05 AT 11:11 PM (EST)Well, welcome to Middleburg, Virginia, the second Pit Stop in a race around the world The Amazing Race Family Edition. Congrats, Weavers! Guess the secular humanist e-mails must have worked; I heard only one prayer reference from you the whole time. (Actually, we edited out all 6,305 of the others.) BTW, I think theres a hurricane headed to Bermuda when youre there. But you can just pray it away. For a moment there, I thought wed have to carry some of YOU out on those stretchers. But Paolos and Gaghans, way to go under duress. Theres Ben-Gay for you right over there. Theres oxygen too, but Walt Bransen is busy Bogarting it. And good job by those of you who found it easier to light a lantern than to curse His Bruckness. Note to Bert and Elise: next time, please write the clue the following way: "Find the Reflecting Pool at the U.S. Capitol. No, not the one between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, you sillies. The.One.At.The.U.S.Capitol. You know, the one in every window of every office of a movie set in DC. Capiche?" Oh, and Paolos: FYI, there ARE no gas stations in Northern Virginia. Congressman Preppie, Jim Moran, got them outlawed. Actually, Tysons Corner Galleria has paved over all of them now. Rogerses, your consolation prize is an all-expense-paid trip to I-83. And some communication lessons. And a visit to Bystanders house. Lucky you didnt wind up going north and passing Three Mile Island. Enjoy shopping tax-free at Gabriel Brothers. And say hi to Scot from The Scholar (whaddya mean, "who?"). There's still time to play. Just sign up in the signup thread, in which you'll find the rules. So far, the following Racers have been claimed:WEAVER: Linda, Rolly PAOLO: Marion, DJ (ETA: Tony) LINZ: Tommy, Megan AIELLO: Tony GAGHAN: Carissa, Bill BRANSEN: Walter GODLEWSKI: Sharon SCHROEDER: Mark You may also participate without signing up by posting as a non-Racer, e.g. a Civil War reenactor, a "spy," a cameraperson or sound tech, or others. Or even as inanimate objects, like the Shoe House (or its animate inhabitants!) Have fun! OOC: Some of us have to work, ya know! Seriously, the latest I'll try to have this thread up is by the following evening. If I can't, I'll let one of you know. Thanks, Seana!
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-05-05, 05:03 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2" |
YO MA! No need to get your panties in a knot!Big vehicle=big tank... (*amazingly he hears the collective thoughts of the tv viewers...*) ...whataya mean uses more gas? Am I gonna have to pop someone? Don't make me pop your a$$ punk!
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10-06-05, 10:43 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Eeewww........" |
>Thats b/c yu have to compliment >us the whole time! > > Do NOT-Eeewwww.
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10-07-05, 10:07 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2" |
Hey, don't talk to your mother like that. Back in the old country no one talks to their mother like that. "...whataya mean uses more gas? Am I gonna have to pop someone? Don't make me pop your a$$ punk!" You're lucky to even have gas. We didn't have gas in the old country, we had to push our cars! Now shut up and drive you ingrate. Tony Paolo
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10-06-05, 07:44 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-06-05 AT 04:15 PM (EST)With the Rogers family gone, looks like I'm the only real man/real leader left in this game. This is going to be a cake walk for my family. Hey, little Carissa, guess your MARATHON training didn't do you any good running around the WRONG reflecting pool for two hours. Hahaha. Maybe I should have been nice & helped you & your family out, NOT! I think I'm going to keep these earplugs we got from the Civil War reanactment to block out the caterwauling of all you screwed up families. Edited, because I just realized I had the wrong siggie -- my bad FPI - Federal Panty Inspector
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10-06-05, 09:30 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2" |
Well, so what if we spent some extra time running around that big old pool. We're marathon runners, so we weren't even tired. Hey, I didn't see any diving boards, what kind of pool was that anyway? My Mommy rocked with that spy thing. We knew that would happen, and I wanted to see the big statue of that old guy, Ford. You know, the dead prezident guy by that dum pool.And that whole war thing, I thought the war was in Irak, not in America. I worked so hard on that task.
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