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"Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Seana on 10-05-05 at 03:35 PM
It's getting later in the day, and I haven't seen Cygnus around. I'm starting this thread with hopes that he will not be offended. If he is offended, I will spend a lot of time kissing up and apologising.

*********

We need gas. Did you get gas? Is there a gas station around here? Why didn't we get gas before? If you'd listened to me, we'd have gas by now. Why don't we have gas? Do you hear me?


Gas!

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by zipperhead on 10-05-05 at 03:50 PM
I don't think we did enough screeching cheering, girls. We need to let everyone else know that we're still in the race and we're kicking aaassss!


Is it cold in here or am I just excited?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by bystander on 10-05-05 at 04:00 PM
Yes, more cheering please, and some jumping up and down would be nice.


I'm the man!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Lisa0116 on 10-05-05 at 05:04 PM
>Yes, more cheering please, and some
>jumping up and down would
>be nice.
>
>
>I'm the man!


Eeewww...is that what Jesus would say???



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by bystander on 10-06-05 at 12:17 PM
Don't be hurt Meggie. I really want to get to "Know" you too!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by zipperhead on 10-06-05 at 10:59 AM
Little boy, I'm not at all surprised that you would be interested in the Godlewski goddesses because, to be honest, your sisters look like ratty little skanks and its about time you see some real women. And has your mother ever heard of a brush?

Some people may think that I'm being mean, but you know what? I don't give a crap. We're not here to give you jesus freaks some sympathy; we're here to kick your aaasss!


Linz brothers? check. Weaver kid? check. Now let's see who else we can bamboobzle with out tight pinks.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 10-05-05 at 04:45 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-06-05 AT 11:11 PM (EST)

Well, welcome to Middleburg, Virginia, the second Pit Stop in a race around the world The Amazing Race Family Edition.

Congrats, Weavers! Guess the secular humanist e-mails must have worked; I heard only one prayer reference from you the whole time. (Actually, we edited out all 6,305 of the others.) BTW, I think there’s a hurricane headed to Bermuda when you’re there. But you can just pray it away.

For a moment there, I thought we’d have to carry some of YOU out on those stretchers. But Paolos and Gaghans, way to go under duress. There’s Ben-Gay for you right over there. There’s oxygen too, but Walt Bransen is busy Bogarting it. And good job by those of you who found it easier to light a lantern than to curse His Bruckness.

Note to Bert and Elise: next time, please write the clue the following way:
"Find the Reflecting Pool at the U.S. Capitol. No, not the one between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, you sillies. The.One.At.The.U.S.Capitol. You know, the one in every window of every office of a movie set in DC. Capiche?"

Oh, and Paolos: FYI, there ARE no gas stations in Northern Virginia. Congressman Preppie, Jim Moran, got them outlawed. Actually, Tysons Corner Galleria has paved over all of them now.

Rogerses, your consolation prize is an all-expense-paid trip to I-83. And some communication lessons. And a visit to Bystander’s house. Lucky you didn’t wind up going north and passing Three Mile Island. Enjoy shopping tax-free at Gabriel Brothers. And say hi to Scot from The Scholar (whaddya mean, "who?").

There's still time to play. Just sign up in the signup thread, in which you'll find the rules. So far, the following Racers have been claimed:

WEAVER: Linda, Rolly
PAOLO: Marion, DJ (ETA: Tony)
LINZ: Tommy, Megan
AIELLO: Tony
GAGHAN: Carissa, Bill
BRANSEN: Walter
GODLEWSKI: Sharon
SCHROEDER: Mark

You may also participate without signing up by posting as a non-Racer, e.g. a Civil War reenactor, a "spy," a cameraperson or sound tech, or others. Or even as inanimate objects, like the Shoe House (or its animate inhabitants!)

Have fun!


OOC: Some of us have to work, ya know! Seriously, the latest I'll try to have this thread up is by the following evening. If I can't, I'll let one of you know. Thanks, Seana!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-05-05 at 05:05 PM
'Bout time man-boobs. My mamma moves faster than you.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 10-05-05 at 05:56 PM
Good one.


*sotto voce* Punk.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-05-05 at 05:03 PM
YO MA! No need to get your panties in a knot!

Big vehicle=big tank...

(*amazingly he hears the collective thoughts of the tv viewers...*)

...whataya mean uses more gas? Am I gonna have to pop someone? Don't make me pop your a$$ punk!



"Eeewww........"
Posted by Lisa0116 on 10-05-05 at 05:05 PM
I am glad my brothers don't talk to me like you talk to your mom.....

"RE: Eeewww........"
Posted by universityofkentuckyrocks on 10-05-05 at 06:25 PM
Thats b/c yu have to compliment us the whole time!


"RE: Eeewww........"
Posted by Lisa0116 on 10-06-05 at 10:43 AM
>Thats b/c yu have to compliment
>us the whole time!
>
>

Do NOT-Eeewwww.



"your hottie."
Posted by beau_30 on 10-11-05 at 06:08 PM
your hottie

"Its the most daring competition every attempted."

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Seana on 10-05-05 at 11:25 PM
My panties in a knot? Is that how you talk to your mother? If you'd listened to me, we'd have gas in this car. It's big and uses up a lot of gas. Why you gotta be like that all the time?


Where's the Linz kid? He can tell you about gas.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by bystander on 10-06-05 at 07:11 AM
It's shocking how disrespectful your sons are to you. If I ever dissed my mom like that she would have me kneeling on a pile of broken glass for 2 hours praying for forgiveness.


And I would deserve it.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by cahaya on 10-06-05 at 12:08 PM
Wasn't you who said nobody EVER, EVER listens to you? I'm glad my kids and I don't have to.

And don't even think of a future TAR stars Wife Swap episode! You wouldn't last 5 minutes in this household.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Seana on 10-06-05 at 12:48 PM
Was I talking to you? You just mind your own business.


Some people.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by CouchTater on 10-07-05 at 10:14 AM
"Wasn't you who said nobody EVER, EVER listens to you? I'm glad my kids and I don't have to.
And don't even think of a future TAR stars Wife Swap episode! You wouldn't last 5 minutes in this household."

Hey, only me and my sons get to talk nasty to my wife. And by the way, she'd wipe those snarky little smirks off your litte rugrats' faces.

Tony Paolo

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Seana on 10-07-05 at 11:07 AM
Yeah! What my husband said!


And just where have you been? I'm trying to do it all over here, fending off insults from your son and all these other people. It's all your fault.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by CouchTater on 10-07-05 at 03:17 PM
>And just where have you been? I'm trying to do it all over here, fending off insults from your son and all these other people. It's all your fault."

Just don't even start Marion. You've been nagging me for years and I've been ingnoring you for years, and I'm not about to start listening now, even if we are on national TV looking like the Dr.Phil candidates instead TAR DAWS. You do make some really tasty spaghetti though. Yumm.

Yeah! What my husband said!
>
>
>
>And just where have
>you been? I'm trying to
>do it all over here,
>fending off insults from your
>son and all these other
>people. It's all your
>fault.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by CouchTater on 10-07-05 at 10:07 AM
Hey, don't talk to your mother like that. Back in the old country no one talks to their mother like that.

"...whataya mean uses more gas? Am I gonna have to pop someone? Don't make me pop your a$$ punk!"

You're lucky to even have gas. We didn't have gas in the old country, we had to push our cars!

Now shut up and drive you ingrate.

Tony Paolo

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-07-05 at 03:14 PM
Yo pops! Nuff already! Things are already loud enough with ma screaming at me! Don't need you to start up! Old country? I don't care if ya had to push your cars for 100 miles up steep hills. Spare me!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-05-05 at 05:08 PM
Man, I gotta get in shape. Too many doughnuts in the board room, I guess. Thought for a minute the girls would have to carry ME off the battlefield on a stretcher!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by zipperhead on 10-06-05 at 11:10 AM
Hmmm...this might be a tough group to crack. These girls are younger than we are and might be in better shape. The dad is so used to not staring at beautiful blondes that he may be immune to our wiles. We'll just have to be sneaky against them!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-06-05 at 03:38 PM
One more thing to watch out for-- I'm getting older and my hearing isn't as good as it used to be. So your random squealing and bleating won't work either!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by universityofkentuckyrocks on 10-06-05 at 04:59 PM
Thats why my siblings and I are going ot win this whole thing b/c were in shape. Even more than Gaghan family b/c were young all around. My sis even knows how to run b/c she's young!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by LibraRising on 10-05-05 at 06:02 PM
Thy word is a lamp unto my path -- but my lamps are a path unto thee, Phil. And first place! Hooray! I'm so excited to go to Bermuda. Isn't that a part of Ireland or something?

All you wicked, wicked people parading about the wrong reflecting pool. Haven't you ever been to Maryland before? Washington's a part of Maryland, right?

BTW, Phil. Did you really think I was going to do the stretcher detour? After my incident with the buggy, the last thing I need to do is be running out in a field full of gunfire. I don't care if they're just blanks.


Ever hear of Brandon Lee?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by bystander on 10-06-05 at 07:14 AM
Mom you are the rock that holds our family together. I love traveling through all these foreign countries with you.

That was fun lighting 20 memorial flames for the next 5 teams that we're gonna beat!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Molaholic on 10-05-05 at 11:48 PM
Yo -- ah tink wes don good diz week. Came in ahahd ov dos skankie fhanz an even karit some soldyers ahrouhd da field. Ah also gotme a wicked kewl peek at dem Ghodlolskie Ghotolsliouski (wha the f is the name?) chicks. They alls got bettah hootors den mah dahtahras.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by zipperhead on 10-06-05 at 11:14 AM
That's Godlewski you old fart. And all I have to do is give you one quick flash of Glenda and Gloria and your head will explode.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Molaholic on 10-10-05 at 10:41 PM
Iha'm waitin fhuh that flash chickie...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by CattyChat on 10-06-05 at 07:44 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-06-05 AT 04:15 PM (EST)

With the Rogers family gone, looks like I'm the only real man/real leader left in this game. This is going to be a cake walk for my family.

Hey, little Carissa, guess your MARATHON training didn't do you any good running around the WRONG reflecting pool for two hours. Hahaha. Maybe I should have been nice & helped you & your family out, NOT!

I think I'm going to keep these earplugs we got from the Civil War reanactment to block out the caterwauling of all you screwed up families.

Edited, because I just realized I had the wrong siggie -- my bad


FPI - Federal Panty Inspector

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by dragonflies on 10-06-05 at 09:30 AM
Well, so what if we spent some extra time running around that big old pool. We're marathon runners, so we weren't even tired. Hey, I didn't see any diving boards, what kind of pool was that anyway? My Mommy rocked with that spy thing. We knew that would happen, and I wanted to see the big statue of that old guy, Ford. You know, the dead prezident guy by that dum pool.

And that whole war thing, I thought the war was in Irak, not in America. I worked so hard on that task.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by bystander on 10-06-05 at 11:38 AM
Did you see how fast I ran? My mom let me carry the flag. You and your dorky brother were bringing up the rear as I recall. Cootieface.


I really couldn't see you through all the dust we were leaving behind us.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by dragonflies on 10-06-05 at 12:01 PM
That's only because we got the wrong directions from those mean people in Washington DC. By the way Rolly, I know that Washinton DC is not a state!

What a geek.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by bystander on 10-06-05 at 12:14 PM
I know its not a state also cootieface. Washington DC is a city in THE state of Washington.


and you call your brother a Dork?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by cahaya on 10-06-05 at 12:40 PM
Ok, whoever you are, let me see your identification badge and inspection warrant. We're a PG-9 family and we're not about to hand over anything for you to "inspect". And stay away from my kids, you perv!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by CouchTater on 10-07-05 at 12:09 PM
"With the Rogers family gone, looks like I'm the only real man/real leader left in this game. This is going to be a cake walk for my family."

Only REAL men keep their mouths shut and let their wives speak for them. Just like ME.

Tony Paolo

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 10-07-05 at 12:37 PM
Yo, Tony!

You dropped this. Along with the clue at Washington Crossing.

I must now assess you with a 30-pixel penalty.


Use "reply with quote" to get the URL.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by CouchTater on 10-07-05 at 02:52 PM
Phil, Don't be mad at me, you see what I gotta deal with all the time. I don't know what I'm doin. I'm just trying to figua it all out with out the misses and the kids yakkin in my ear all the time.

Oooh that 30-Pixel penaltys gonna kill us. We suck already.


Ooops newbie on board

Yo, Tony!
>
>You dropped this. Along with
>the clue at Washington Crossing.
>
>
>
>
>I must now assess you with
>a 30-pixel penalty.
>
>
>Use "reply with quote" to
>get the URL.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 10-07-05 at 03:36 PM
And here you are, penalized.


De nada. Everybody's a n00b sometime.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by CouchTater on 10-07-05 at 03:58 PM
Hey Phil, You've captured my true essence. I'm really only half there all the time. The other half is in a far away place, where there is no wife and kids, and I don't hafta pick up garbage to support those nagging ingrates.

>"And here you are, penalized."
>
>
>
>
>De nada. Everybody's a
>n00b sometime.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Molaholic on 10-10-05 at 10:46 PM
Dahm -- an wiftout a frikkin ahnehsthetekick.

Thoo bat Phhilh dint cut thhat byoitch wiff off aht the neck tho.


Bhut I likes seehin Paolo chped in hahf -- frikkin skhankie fhan.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by bystander on 10-07-05 at 12:38 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-07-05 AT 12:42 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 10-07-05 AT 12:41 PM (EST)

Hey, I'm the man of my house and me and my family are kicking your New Jersey butts all over these countries.


Edited cuz Cygnus is faster than I am.
Edited again cuz I can't spell Cygnus

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 10-09-05 at 10:38 PM

FPI - Federal Panty Inspector


Hmmmm.
Elise, do you remember seeing THAT in their audition tape?



No one lusts after Elise. She's all mine.

"This explains everything."
Posted by Estee on 10-06-05 at 10:54 AM
Quick! Maybe if we raise our prices to $4.00 a gallon, Mrs. Paolo won't come back!

-- every gas station owner in the United States.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-07-05 at 03:21 PM
Yo Punks! Would you all quit saying we're from Jersey? Does it look like we come from Jersey? Do we sound like we're from Jersey?

Don't make me cover over there...


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by Lisa0116 on 10-11-05 at 02:57 PM
Let me just say.......Eeewwww!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by bystander on 10-11-05 at 03:07 PM
Rumor has it that you don't kiss....you make out!


I'm a man and I like to make out too! Wink Wink

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 2"
Posted by universityofkentuckyrocks on 10-11-05 at 06:28 PM
You better not mess with my sister Rolly. Something bad will happen to you if you try to play with her.