Personality #1: "Yeah! Survivor is on Wednesday this week! Phew! This means I won't miss it after all! I'm heading out Thursday morning to San Francisco for a very long weekend and I thought I was going to completely miss it. This is a relief."Personality #2: "What? It's on Wednesday? EGADS! I'm totally not ready! Not to mention the fact that I have company coming over tonight so I'll have to Tivo it anyways. I suppose it's better to watch it late tonight than not at all, but still. I'm so unprepared."
Personality #1: "Let's arm wrestle over it. Whichever personality wins gets to be excited/bummed out about the Wednesday episode. Ready? Set? GO!"
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Meanwhile, as my split personalities arm wrestle in an evenly matched event, I turn my attention to the Loser-Logue
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1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rupert
2. Blur-tastic: Jerri
3. Grabby Pants: James
4. Swing Voter: Russell
5. Revolving requisition: Yes
"Egads" is so under-used. I really need to use this word more often.