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"LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by tribephyl on 03-15-10 at 01:30 AM
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Thank goodness the nephariousness is done.
*looks over shoulder*
Um...The results will follow, and a hut cam will show up too.
But for now, lets take a break, a phun one.

Oh and if you have the Jameson trading card.
Like MoleMeister and ... wait. I guess Moley is the only one with an advantage this week. Good on him.


Umm...I guess that's it.

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"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by vince3 on 03-15-10 at 04:56 AM
*looks at dots and dashes.......*

*decides it's WAY too early to even think about translating that, since I didn't bother with the posts in the 2nd half of last weeks entry that were like that.......*

"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by CTgirl on 03-15-10 at 07:26 AM
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"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by suzzee on 03-15-10 at 08:07 AM
In honor of St. Paddy's I'm getting my jammies on:

Well, aren't those a little "safe" looking. I'm not going to get any Superhero action wearing that.

rummages in my super-satchel

ah hah! This is better, besides who needs jammies on in here?

I'm going to see if the Super Bar is open, come on everyone it's not too early for this:


Have pole, will dance


"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by CTgirl on 03-15-10 at 08:23 AM
You put your jammies on, while I'll get the Jameson.


Top of the mornin' by O'Agman

"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by agman on 03-15-10 at 09:02 AM

I'll drink to that!


"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by jbug on 03-15-10 at 10:25 AM

you drink to everything anything


This color is called AgGreen 2009

"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by agman on 03-15-10 at 10:36 AM

I'll most certainly drink to that!!!!!



"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by suzzee on 03-15-10 at 11:03 AM
We'll do an Irish drinking game. Whoever falls off the bar stool first wins. Unless we all start off on the floor.



Have pole, will dance

"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by agman on 03-15-10 at 11:21 AM
I'll even drink to........................THUD


Wow, this floor is dirty!


"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by suzzee on 03-15-10 at 01:33 PM
Winner and still champion, I'll have to start training much earlier to keep up.


Have pole, will dance

"I will bring the OTHER Jameson"
Posted by tribephyl on 03-15-10 at 06:09 PM
"RE: I will bring the OTHER Jameson"
Posted by byoffer on 03-16-10 at 09:41 AM
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Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.

"Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Dakota on 03-15-10 at 11:32 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-15-10 AT 11:46 AM (EST)

I see the Heroes are ready to party. Well at least some are. The rest are still trying to figure out that clock thing I suppose. Anyways, Heroes need to rest and party a little. We can't be saving the world all the time. We didn't even save all those buildings two weeks ago. So let's pay hommage to St. Patrick and our brothers and sisters across the pond. Remember, Villains don't take time off from being Villains.

This week will be easy peasy. There will be a St. Patrick's Day party and it's up to all of us to get this party started and make it fun and memorable. Hopefully some will remember.

Phase I:
Since Tribe is so stingy, we will have to bring our own everything, so you will be randomly assigned to party pods. You will bring luxury items. Choose one of those provided or bring something else, but you must contribute to the party.

Party Pods:
Pod 1: Vixen, Sagitarrius, Pegasus, Trixi, Phantom Blindside,
Frigga, Skelarectile, Cat Conjuress,
Pod 2: Procrastinatrix, Mole Meister, King Neptune, Candangle, Hemiptera, Icarus, Thunder Thore, Caterwaul,
Pod 3: Dynamo Dusk, Crimson Avenger, Genesha, Sarcastia, Armed Trigger, Batgirl, Green Mean Machine, Royal Grouper






Phase II:
Answer the following questions. You will get points for right answers. However, if you get an answer WRONG, the villains will raid your party pod and snatch your party luxury item. Since this will dampen the party mood and leave us short of food, drink, bling and/or clothing, everyone in your pod will lose a point for a wrong answer. Please PM your answers to me. St. Pat's PM

1. St. Patrick converted the Irish to Christianity. Truth or Blarney?
2. St. Patrick rid Ireland of snakes. Truth or Blarney?
3. A Leprechaun's trade is _______________.
4. If you catch a Leprechaun, he will promise you _________.
5. Traditional Irish soda bread is made without yeast or raisins. Truth or Blarney
6. In the 1800's, Irish immigrants were often discriminated against. Truth or Blarney?
7. St. Patrick spent about 6 years as a slave in Ireland. Truth or Blarney?
8. St. Patrick's Day is a legal holiday on what little Caribbean island?
9. Until the 1970's, Irish law required that pubs be closed on St. Patrick's Day. Truth or Blarney?
10. The city most known for dyeing its river green is __________.

Phase III:
Sing me a song. Dance me a dance. Make one up, post a YouTube. Be creative. Get the party started.

7 Nights in Ireland

The first pub we could stagger to was twelve steps from the plane
A Virgin flight to Shannontown the day it didn't rain
The laughing eyes of Ireland sparkling blue and green
With hair as black as Guinness stout and barely seventeen

We're back out on the cobblestones
Whiskey drunk and high again
Liquored up and gearing up for seven nights in Ireland

The corner booth is waiting for the session to begin
It's quiet as a mother's prayer ?till we all stumble in
And it's fifty happy voices mixed with whistles made of tin
And a piper man is blowing like the North Atlantic wind

And an Aran island beauty is sawing on the violin
I wonder will she miss me after seven nights in Ireland

It's Ladies' Day in Galway and we watched the ponies run
Fifty pounds against the odds and came in six to one
McSwiggin heard the race report, he invited us on in
So we drank Catholic whiskey with all our newfound friends

They raised a glass to all of us and we all toasted them
Here's to Michael, Tom and Pat and seven nights in Ireland

Well we kissed all the girls goodbye and gathered in our gear
And when she walked me to the gate I swear I saw a tear
But then she looked into my eyes I knew she felt my pain
And only then I realized we were standing in the rain

So save our places at the pub and when the eyes are dry again
We'll come back another day for seven nights in Ireland




"OMG POD people! Go Pod Three!"
Posted by suzzee on 03-15-10 at 01:44 PM
Well since I'm first to arrive I get the best seat, near the bar.

We need goodies so my luxury is cookies....mmmmmmm cookies.

And now a tune dedicated to my dear old Da:

"My Drunken Irish Dad"

Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,
And he never taught me anything,
But still I slap my chest and sing -
Of My Drunken Irish Dad.
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,
And he never shuts his freakin' trap...

But all the ladies catch the clap
From your Drunken Irish Dad.

Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison,
Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney...
They'll tell you the same
McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney,
All feel the same mixture of pride and of
shame.

Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan.
Look to the ground while their dad passes by
Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty,
Fight for his honor and then start to cry!

Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm,
And our moods infect us like a germ
'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm..

And we don't tan well either.

From a Drunken Irish Dad!!

>THUD<


Have pole, will dance

"RE: OMG POD people! Go Pod Three!"
Posted by agman on 03-15-10 at 02:03 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-15-10 AT 02:05 PM (EST)

*flicks on lighter and sheds a tear*



btw, pod one is the most fun!

"RE: OMG POD people! Go Pod Three!"
Posted by suzzee on 03-15-10 at 02:24 PM



Have pole, will dancePod 3 is smarter


"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by HauntedOne on 03-15-10 at 03:10 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-10 AT 06:59 AM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 03-15-10 AT 03:16 PM (EST)

As I'm not a drinker I'll have to leave that to my Pod 1 podmates. But I will bring the soda bread.

One cold March Mornin, a coastal methers more,
my shepard dog Clancy yawnin distasteful chore,
Me mother sent me out with some soup for Mrs. Fenn
Whose husband fell on his Dicky, and couldn't get up again.

St.Patrick lead me to the gate, St.Peter let me in.
For I don't wanna see the face of ugly Mrs.Fenn,
she comes from France and she wears pants and smells like fishermen,
St.Patrick lead me to the gate, St.Peter let me in.

I knocked three times and Mrs.Fenn opened up the door,
a nasty uglier hag I had never seen before,
she had hairy moles, and blackened teeth, and weighed 900 pounds,
poor Clancy took one look at her and fell dead on the ground.

St.Patrick lead me to the gate, St.Peter let me in.
For I don't wanna see the face of ugly Mrs.Fenn,
She drinks from kegs has hairy legs, and a hideous devil's grin,
St.Patrick lead me to the gate, St.Peter let me in.

She took the soup from me hands and bid me do come in,
it might make me husband smile if you pay your respects to him,
so I took off me cap and coat, walked over to his bed,
he whispered to me "Closer lad!" and this is what he said;

St.Patrick lead me to the gate, St.Peter let me in.
For I can't stand another day livin with Mrs.Fenn,
Me aligazzify marry a seriously drunkin whilin friend
St.Patrick lead me to the gate, St.Peter let me in.

I felt so sorry for the man I started in to cry
I reached into me pocket for me traveller of Rye
We drank and we cried together till our eyes were red and sore,
We got so drunk that we couldn't see her ugly face no more.

St.Patrick lead me to the gate, St.Peter let me in.
For I don't wanna see the face of ugly Mrs.Fenn,
St.Patrick lead me to the gate, St.Peter let me in.
For I don't wanna see the face of ugly Mrs.Fenn.


Ugly Mrs Fenn


"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Dakota on 03-17-10 at 01:37 AM
*wipes tear from eye*

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Belle Book on 03-15-10 at 03:39 PM
I'll bring my necklace, as I don't drink either -- except when I have to play a game that involves drinking:

And here's an Irish ballad I once heard, called The Black Velvet Band:

Her eyes they shone like the diamonds
You'd think she was queen of the land
And her hair hung over her shoulder
Tied up with a black velvet band.
In a neat little town they call Belfast
Apprenticed to trade I was bound
And many an hour's sweet happiness
I spent in that neat little town.
Till bad misfortune came o'er me
That caused me to stray from the land
Far away from my friends and relations
To follow the black velvet band.

Well, I was out strolling one evening
Not meaning to go very far
When I met with a pretty young damsel
Who was selling her trade in the bar.
When I watched, she took from a customer
And slipped it right into my hand
Then the Watch came and put me in prison
Bad luck to the black velvet band.

Next morning before judge and jury
For a trial I had to appear
And the judge, he said, "You young fellows...
The case against you is quite clear
And seven long years is your sentence
You're going to Van Dieman's Land
Far away from your friends and relations
To follow the black velvet band."

So come all you jolly young fellows
I'd have you take warning by me
Whenever you're out on the liquor, me lads,
Beware of the pretty colleen.
She'll fill you with whiskey and porter
Until you're not able to stand
And the very next thing that you'll know, me lads,
You're landed in Van Dieman's Land.



"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Dakota on 03-17-10 at 01:40 AM
Pretty Colleen? You mean "be nice, play fair"?
After about 30 days with Dicque and Soooozin, this could be her.


"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Belle Book on 03-17-10 at 03:42 PM
"Colleen" is also an Irish word for a young woman. But I think you know that as well as I do.

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by jbug on 03-15-10 at 08:27 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-15-10 AT 08:57 PM (EST)

Everyone needs a hat, right?

Here's a little ditty called The Pub With No Beer

http://www.theholidayspot.com/patrick/patricks_day_songs/Various%20Artists%20-%20Beer,%20Beer,%20Beer.mp3



looks around at Pod 2 heroes - good company I'm in here

something for the guys Irish Pole Dance Championship

http://tinyurl.com/ybjky6p

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by byoffer on 03-16-10 at 10:09 AM
I love a St. Patty's Day party. I never know what to bring, so always focus on what to wear...

Just in case anyone can still eat, here are some boogers green snacks.

Here's a song for the occassion:
The Old Sod by Spirit of the West
from the old sod to the new land
we came over by the score
we cut the ties said goodbye
and closed the old world door
we settled on our praries
in your cities and your towns
there's another oatmeal savage
every time you turn around

there's none more Scots
that the Scots abroad
there's a place in our hearts
for the old sod
there's none more Scots
that the Scots abroad
there's a place in our hearts
for the old sod

we soon found our own kind
formed clubs and social nights
and we practised on each other
just to keep our accents right
for there's more tartan here
than in all the motherland
we came 5000 miles
to the gathering of the clans

there's none more Scots
that the Scots abroad
there's a place in our hearts
for the old sod
there's none more Scots
that the Scots abroad
there's a place in our hearts
for the old sod

there's a bar in the rec room
in the basement of our house
a little shrine to Ballantynes
haig and famous grouse
there's a sprig of purple heather
from the land that once was mine
and Robbie's on the t-towel
with the words to Auld Lang Syne

there's none more Scots
that the Scots abroad
there's a place in our hearts
for the old sod
there's none more Scots
that the Scots abroad
there's a place in our hearts
for the old sod

Canada's been good to us
we've a living and a home
we've all got central heating
and most are on the phone
i'm a citizen of both countries
and ver proud to be
for the thistle and the maple leaf
are the emblems of the free

there's none more Scots
that the Scots abroad
there's a place in our hearts
for the old sod
there's none more Scots
that the Scots abroad
there's a place in our hearts
for the old sod

What's that? This song is about Scotland instead of Ireland?? They're the same, right??


How about a joke instead:
A Belfast man was ashamed of his accent, and decided to go to elocution lessons in London.
Three years later he was speaking perfect BBC English, and he decided to return home and celebrate with a drink.
He caught the Shuttle to Belfast, got a taxi into the city and walked into the first establishment he came to.
'I say, old chap,' he said to the proprietor, 'perhaps you could furnish me with a large gin and tonic and one of your finest Havana cigars.'
'You're from around these parts, aren't you?' said the proprietor.
'Good grief,' said the stunned Belfast man. 'How did you know that?'
'Well, you see,' said the proprietor, 'this is a butcher's.'


Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Dakota on 03-16-10 at 11:36 AM
What's that? This song is about Scotland instead of Ireland?? They're the same, right??

Is Louisiana the same as Alabama?
Is Texas the same as Oklahoma?
Oh wait, you're Canadian. You might not be able to answer that.

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by agman on 03-16-10 at 12:17 PM
>Oh wait, you're Canadian. You
>might not be able to
>answer that.

You mean Canada and the United States aren't the same thing?



I hate to admit this, but I know a lot of people who have that attitude!

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by suzzee on 03-16-10 at 12:35 PM
All together now in the all together.......



Have pole, will dance

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by agman on 03-17-10 at 10:02 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-17-10 AT 12:15 PM (EST)

Be back with phase 3 shortly!


"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by DearAbby on 03-17-10 at 04:36 PM
Phase I

Since some members of Pod 1 don't drink, I'll bring Jell-O shots.

Phase II

PM on its way.

Phase III

Who knew our own Captain Nepharious was a break-dancing leprechaun?!


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by qwertypie on 03-18-10 at 00:19 AM
He certainly has the moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scEgX_CI2P8


"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by tribephyl on 03-18-10 at 03:25 AM
haha thanks trixi! That was fun. But I didn't remember there being a camera. Or wait...where am I? Oh yes. The end of the rainbow.
"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Molaholic on 03-17-10 at 09:11 PM
They wear kilts in Ireland, too.

The Scotsman words and music by Mike Cross

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize!


Zounds! Agman dos’t make sig!

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by qwertypie on 03-17-10 at 11:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-17-10 AT 11:43 PM (EST)

Here's my contribution.


"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Georjanna on 03-17-10 at 11:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-29-10 AT 05:19 PM (EST)

Well ...

Born, as it were, on the wrong side of the Pod, I do drink. So, I've brought along a favorite family recipe

And a classic, Atlantic-spanning Irish Folk Song sure to bring a tear to the eye and an ache to all but the most cynical of hearts

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by kingfish on 03-18-10 at 04:22 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-19-10 AT 01:37 PM (EST)

Reading Tribes's buxom post for the umpteenth thousandth time,

And realizing that Dakota has a game?

Ah-Yep! We gonna have some fun now, you betcha (a Fargo ref, get it? get it? anyways..)

Phase 1:

I shall be a stout fellow...

and continue with a nip Irish Nectar...

Phase 2:

Pm'ed this pm.

Phase 3. Edumacation.

And for those who are still sober, or, at least for those who are still conscious, here's a little known fact. At least I didn't know it till recently. The American Revolution was actually in large part an extension of the Irish rebellion against the English and their vacillating religious views and persecutions, and, it was a Scots-Irish community to first to declare independence from Old King George.

Citing that bastion of incontrovertable facts, Wikipedia,

"The Scotch-Irish (in America) were generally ardent supporters of American Independence from Britain in the 1770s. In Pennsylvania, Virginia, and most of the Carolinas, support for the revolution was "practically unanimous." One Hessian officer said, "Call this war by whatever name you may, only call it not an American rebellion; it is nothing more or less than a Scotch Irish Presbyterian rebellion." A British major general testified to the House of Commons that "half the rebel Continental Army were from Ireland". Mecklenburg County, North Carolina, with its large Scotch-Irish population, was to make the first declaration for independence from Britain in the Mecklenburg Declaration of 1775.

Note: The Scots-Irish, or Scotch-Irish were actually just Irish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch-Irish_American#American_Revolution


So, if you needed another excuse to hoist a few to to the USA flag, or even to the Canadian flag, that right there is it.

Thanks Dakota, you're a real game gamer. I did not say gamey gamer.



Nepharious!

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Georjanna on 03-19-10 at 08:19 AM
So, if you needed another excuse to hoist a few to to the USA flag, or even to the Canadian flag, that right there is it.

It does seem that a wee distaste for authority - at the dawn of The War of the Rebellion, although some wore blue and some wore gray for its duration, the cantankerous Scots-Irish of Western Virginia officially seceded from the secession - runs deep and all the way down that stiff Appalachian spine, doesn't it?


And here's to the rebels one and all!

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by kingfish on 03-19-10 at 09:24 AM
Maybe the Irish are just a bunch of cantankerous (but colorful) drunks. Maybe all those wars and the state of constant rebellion that they seem to have been involved with throughout history is just because of their love of the wee nip.
"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Georjanna on 03-19-10 at 11:13 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-19-10 AT 02:49 PM (EST)

Wouldn't argue the point ...

But, I will say that my personal experience with the Scots, Irish, English, German and Cherokee branches of my own Appalachian family tree leads me to conclude that moonshine-drunk or methodist-sober their constant state of rebellion persists. And so may be more a product of the places that they've been than of the potables that they've brewed.


I, of course, am the epitome of gentility and sweet reason ...

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 03-21-10 at 07:18 PM
Awww, feck! Late to the party as usual. But it takes a lot of time to look this good....

And then I had to help my date get dressed:

Plus, it took me some time whip up some traditional Irish grub:

*Raises shot glass*
A toast to my fellow Losers!

May the frost never afflict your spuds.
May the outside leaves of your cabbage always be free of worms.
May the crow never pick your haystack.
And may your donkey always be in foal.

*clink


"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by MJewel on 03-21-10 at 09:43 PM
Must have some bling to sing!

The Unicorn Song
There is something going on between the Irish and the Biblical flood. Not only do they write jolly songs about unicorns missing Noah's Ark because they played in the rain, but according to the legends several descendants of Noah came to Ireland as settlers. Among the first settlers was Noah's granddaughter Cesair and at a later stage Nemed, a descendant of Noah's son Japheth, arrived in Ireland.
Perhaps the Irish have a tender spot for the flood because of the wet climate?

Occasionally a verse is added to make a happy ending:

You might think this is the ending to the song
But I have to tell your friends that in fact you'd be wrong
Unicorns are magical so the rain started pouring
They grew themselves some wings and took the sorn

The Unicorn Song
Title:
The Unicorn Song
Lyrics by:
Shel Silverstein
Recorded by:
The Brobdingnagian Bards
and
The Irish Rovers

A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn

The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo, and take some of those

Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns

Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns"

And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"

The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns.

"RE: Wearing of the Green"
Posted by 5cats on 03-23-10 at 11:59 AM
We aren't Irish and we don't sing or dance and we NEVER wear green!

But we do like to take a nip now and then!

tried to upload more kitties but it just wouldn't work.

"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by Molaholic on 03-17-10 at 09:12 PM
GIMME GIMME GIMME
"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by Dakota on 03-18-10 at 12:38 PM
Stop complaining and have some fun. Baseball season starts soon, so celebrate a teeny bit.

"Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by tribephyl on 03-22-10 at 02:52 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-22-10 AT 06:12 PM (EST)

The Logue Results:
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Courtney (20)
2. Blur-tastic: James (20)
3. Grabby Pants: RussHell (20)
4. Swing Voter: JT (20)
5. Revolving requisition: Russell found an Idol. Yes (20)

Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
Alex DeLarge Drinking Game
Results can be seen here.

In the Justice Lodge...

The Super Roster:

Trading Cards
SuperLoser
Subtotal
BONUS
Present
Past
Total
20
204
224
276
500
20
181
201
279
480
20
159
179
295
474
40
209
249
206
455
20
80
100
313
413
20
189
209
178
387
20
60
80
274
354
20
183
203
143
346
20
115
135
151
286
20
.
20
265
285
20
.
20
259
279
20
.
20
256
276
20
15
35
241
276
20
.
20
251
271
20
15
35
203
238
0
.
0
221
221
20
.
20
200
220
0
60
60
160
220
40
.
40
175
215
20
.
20
171
191
0
.
0
180
180
20
.
20
158
178
20
.
20
141
161
20
.
20
125
145
0
.
0
140
140



Super-Loser Logue: Week 6

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points)
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points)
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points)
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points)
5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? (20 points)


Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
In the throws of even more drinking, but with an Irish flavor.



As with all lodges, there are rules. Here they are...
* Deadlines for all Super-Loser Logues is 7:59 P.M. BOARDTIME the day of airing. Usually Thursdays (With a Mid-March Wednesday date and a finale Sunday in May).
* None, No One, Neither, Both, All or Some of them; are not valid answers. Where it asks to name a survivor, simply name a survivor. Where it asks for yes or no, give a yes OR a no. Any alteration will be included in the question.
* Deadlines for all Villain Bonuses are dependent upon the nature of the individual bonus.
* Points and gameplay differ with each Villain Bonus.
* This season will end 1 week early. So by the time we find out who wins, we too will be celebrating in the afterglow of superlative proportions.
* This game is just that, a game. I will not tolerate overtly antagonistic behavior from any loser. As there will be opportunities to effect other players scores it is imperative you are mindful of what comes around goes around. This is the playground, these are your playmates, get along.
* All events will be judged on new footage and participating survivors ONLY. Any survivor no longer vieing for the title will be worth 0 points.


* How was your break, everyone? Still with us I hope.
* These darned breaks really throw a wrench in things. Not to mention the whole Wednesday episode.
"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by Georjanna on 03-22-10 at 05:44 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-22-10 AT 05:53 AM (EST)


Cap'n,

'Tis true that as SuperLoser Sagittarius I have several magical and mysterious powers. But, until now, I wasn't certain that invisibility following inebriation was among them ...

And I wouldn't mind it at all if it weren't so darned inconvenient when we're keeping score.

So, could you check here, here, and the last post here and confirm that before I faded away entirely, I did get right properly - 159 points worth - plastered.


Not pushin' up Irish Daisies ... yet

"Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by suzzee on 03-22-10 at 08:40 AM
I've read, heard and saw that the episode is Wednesday this week but it didn't register until I saw it again here. I'm as dense as a hunk of lead this week. I hate the time change I vote we never do it again.

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: James
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: JT
4. Swing Voter: Candace
5. Revolving requisition: Yes



Have pole, will dance

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by tribephyl on 03-22-10 at 01:23 PM
I second the nomination for no time-change.
I motion we put this to a vote.
All in favor of no time-change say yea.
"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by suzzee on 03-23-10 at 07:54 AM
Vote early, vote often. Yea


Have pole, will dance

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by agman on 03-23-10 at 10:50 AM
>Vote early, vote often. Yea


*shakes head* Suzee, you sound like Ryan, friggin Seacrest



They NEVER see me coming

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by agman on 03-23-10 at 10:58 AM
>Vote early, vote often. Yea

yea



They NEVER see me coming


"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by agman on 03-23-10 at 10:59 AM
>Vote early, vote often.


Nah




They NEVER see me coming

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by agman on 03-23-10 at 10:59 AM
>Vote early, vote often

yea


They NEVER see me coming

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by agman on 03-23-10 at 11:00 AM
>Vote early, vote often.

nah!....I'm not sure if I was early, but I did vote often



They NEVER see me coming

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by DearAbby on 03-23-10 at 11:37 AM
I know what you're doing! You're just hanging around for 10 more posts!


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by agman on 03-23-10 at 11:48 AM
ssshhhhhhhhhhh......that's suppose to be our secret Trixi!


They NEVER see me coming

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by suzzee on 03-24-10 at 06:49 AM
Need to pad the voting


Have pole, will dance

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by suzzee on 03-24-10 at 06:50 AM
or a shameless attempt


Have pole, will dance

"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by suzzee on 03-24-10 at 06:50 AM
one more


Have pole, will dance


"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by suzzee on 03-24-10 at 06:50 AM
there 69

Have pole, will dance


"RE: Sarcastia's Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by suzzee on 03-24-10 at 06:51 AM
now I can get to work. not


Have pole, will dance

"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by agman on 03-22-10 at 01:28 PM
1. coach
2. Amanda
3, Tyson
4. J.T.
5. yes



They NEVER see me coming

"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by Belle Book on 03-22-10 at 03:50 PM
Wow! I'm in second! Okay, here's my list:

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points) Parvati.
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Amanda.
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points) Boston Rob.
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Rupert.
5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? (20 points) No.


"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by qwertypie on 03-22-10 at 04:10 PM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. Russhell
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. Parvati
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. Colby
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. Coach
5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? Yea. Verily

"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by Tummy on 03-22-10 at 06:06 PM
1. Boston Rob
2. Amanda
3, Tyson
4. J.T.
5. yes
"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by HauntedOne on 03-23-10 at 07:09 AM
1st JP Shout-Out: Colby
2. Blur-tastic: Parvati
3. Grabby Pants: No one
4. Swing Voter: Rupert
5. Revolving requisition: No

"Super-Loser Logue: Week 6"
Posted by Georjanna on 03-23-10 at 09:21 AM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: James
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Rob
4. Swing Voter: Rupert
5. Revolving requisition: Yes


It's still Saint Patrick's Month, right?

"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by 5cats on 03-23-10 at 10:39 AM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points) James
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Parvarti
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points) Rob
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Jerri
5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? (20 points) No


"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by jbug on 03-23-10 at 12:09 PM
Am I the only one here who's sober?

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points)
JAMES

2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points)
PERVERTI

3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points)
JT

4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points)
COACH

5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? (20 points)
YES


"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by Molaholic on 03-23-10 at 02:31 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 6

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. RussHell
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. Candice
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. Draonslayer dude
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. the Robinator
5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? No


Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
In the throws of even more drinking, but with an Irish flavor.


"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by MJewel on 03-23-10 at 09:47 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 6
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Parvati
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Rob
4. Swing Voter: Russell
5. Revolving requisition: Yes
"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by byoffer on 03-23-10 at 10:32 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 6
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Coach
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: JT
4. Swing Voter: Sandra
5. Revolving requisition: Yes


Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.

"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 03-24-10 at 10:24 AM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points) J.T.
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points) Rob
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) J.T.
5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? (20 points) Yes

"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by vince3 on 03-24-10 at 10:38 AM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points) RussHell
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Tyson
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points) I think this is an Immunity Neclace episode since we got double TC's...... the question is, who wins either a or the IN? Colby
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Since this is a double TC night, I'm gonna guess for both and hope for the best....... JT for Heroes and Boston Rawb for Villains
5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? (20 points) No.
"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by DearAbby on 03-24-10 at 12:25 PM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out ~ Parvati
2. Blur-tastic ~ Amanda
3. Grabby Pants ~Rob
4. Swing Voter ~ Rupert
5. Revolving requisition ~ Yes


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 03-24-10 at 04:50 PM
Personality #1: "Yeah! Survivor is on Wednesday this week! Phew! This means I won't miss it after all! I'm heading out Thursday morning to San Francisco for a very long weekend and I thought I was going to completely miss it. This is a relief."

Personality #2: "What? It's on Wednesday? EGADS! I'm totally not ready! Not to mention the fact that I have company coming over tonight so I'll have to Tivo it anyways. I suppose it's better to watch it late tonight than not at all, but still. I'm so unprepared."

Personality #1: "Let's arm wrestle over it. Whichever personality wins gets to be excited/bummed out about the Wednesday episode. Ready? Set? GO!"

......

Meanwhile, as my split personalities arm wrestle in an evenly matched event, I turn my attention to the Loser-Logue

......

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rupert
2. Blur-tastic: Jerri
3. Grabby Pants: James
4. Swing Voter: Russell
5. Revolving requisition: Yes


"Egads" is so under-used. I really need to use this word more often.

"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by CTgirl on 03-24-10 at 05:32 PM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. Coach
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. Danielle
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. Boston Rob
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. Rupert
5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes


"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by Dakota on 03-24-10 at 06:03 PM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points)

James

2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points)

Candace

3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points)

James

4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points)

Coach

5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? (20 points)

Yes

"RE: Results and Week 6 Super-Loser Logue"
Posted by kingfish on 03-24-10 at 06:55 PM
This really snuck up on me, and I used to think I was snuck proof.

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who Parvati will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points)

2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Amanda

3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points) Russell

4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Candice

5. Revolving requisition: Will Jerri vote the same as Coach in episode 6? Yes or No? (20 points) No.



Nepharious!

"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by Dakota on 03-29-10 at 07:28 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-29-10 AT 07:32 PM (EST)

Don't know where Tribe is. Don't know if we'll ever see him again. Maybe the villains got him. Or he ran off with a Leprechaun. Anyway, we had a St. Patrick's party.

And what a partee. Losers and Heroes know how to partee. There was drinking and dancing and singing and eating and as for the rest of what went on, what happens at LL stays at LL, k? Answers to the 10 questions:

1. St. Patrick converted the Irish to Christianity. Truth
2. St. Patrick rid Ireland of snakes. Blarney
3. A Leprechaun's trade is cobbler/shoemaker.
4. If you catch a Leprechaun, he will promise you riches/wishes.
5. Traditional Irish soda bread is made without yeast or raisins. Truth
6. In the 1800's, Irish immigrants were often discriminated against. Truth
7. St. Patrick spent about 6 years as a slave in Ireland. Truth
8. St. Patrick's Day is a legal holiday on what little Caribbean island? Montserrat
9. Until the 1970's, Irish law required that pubs be closed on St. Patrick's Day. Truth
10. The city most known for dyeing its river green is Chicago.

Two things I want to mention. First, if a leprechaun promises you something, don't believe him for pity's sake. It's believed that this is where politicians learned their trade, from the wee ones. Second, the Irish Soda Bread with raisins is called spotted dog. I love me some spotted dog.

Ok. So luxury items were worth 2 points each. Each question was worth 1 point each. Singing and dancing was worth 2 points, although that's where the real fun was and it sure was worth a lot more than that. But you only get two points anyway. Anyone who got a question wrong, allowed a villain in to swipe stuff from the partee, so everyone in their pod loses a point. Out of a possible 14 points, here are the results:


Party Pod I:
Skelarectile: 14
Pegasus: 4
Trixi Whip: 14
Sagittarius 15*
Phatom: 11
Frigga: 12
Cat Conjuress: 14
Wowza. Not a villain in sight. I do believe it was Trixi and Frigga showing their very best from Emydi's classes of past years that kept them away. No points lost here.

Party Pod II:
Caterwaul: 8 - 6 = 2
Hempitera: 14 - 6 = 8
Candangle: 14 - 6 = 8
Procrastinatrix: 14 - 6 = 8
MacMole: 12 - 6 = 6
Villains raided Pod II, so everyone in Pod II loses 6 points

Party Pod III:
Sarcastia: 14 - 4 = 10
Royal Grouper: 12 - 4 = 10
Dynamo Dusk: 10 - 4 = 10
Ok, so Pod III didn't even show up for the most part, but those that did were wild and crazy and what happens at LL stays at LL, so I can't say more. But the villains did sneak in and take some stuff and each Pod III hero lost 4 points.

* I gave Sagitarrius an extra point for her Irish-tini recipe, something we can take with us and enjoy for years to come.

"Pod 3"
Posted by suzzee on 03-29-10 at 08:02 PM
I'm taking Grouper and Dusk on a special side trip to commiserate and drink away the pain. As for the rest of the Pod Poopers pththt.


Have pole, will dance

"RE: Pod 3"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 03-29-10 at 09:51 PM
pththt, indeed!

"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by Belle Book on 03-29-10 at 08:38 PM
Should've put in my replies. However, I didn't lose any points and wouldn't have if I'd sent in a PM with the answers.


"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by Dakota on 03-30-10 at 01:26 AM
This was party week, Pegasus, so no need to fret. We do need to keep the place up and running or it will be overrun with Losers snakes and villains. But I'm reloading and ready for some action. Hope Tribe shows up to give us our new mission assignments.


"RE: LL12: -- --- .-. ... . .. ... .- -- --- .-. ... . --- ..-. -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . --..-- "
Posted by Georjanna on 03-30-10 at 05:35 AM
Thank you, Ms Dakota, for organizing such a fun fortnight. And for my extra point. I'll try to put it to good use ...

You know, as there is about all things Irish, there is a lot to like about Baileys. But my favorite is its - Moi? - look. You'd never suspect that an ever-so-innocently-yummy chocolate shake could be that nefarious, would you?


Bravo, Trixi and Frigga!

"Shades of tackiness"
Posted by suzzee on 03-30-10 at 07:56 AM
My most sincere apologies for being remiss in showing my undying gratefulness and thanks for your game Mistress Femme. I learn enough Irish trivia to dazzle my friends and co-workers. Now they think I'm wicked smaht . Well done and thanks for the bonus.


Have pole, will dance