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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd"
ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:48 PM (EST)
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"Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-04-04 AT 04:11 PM (EST)Always wanted to be a Playboy centerfold. Think I have a shot at it this week. Height: 5'7" Weight: Fluctuates wildly from 128-160 lbs., explaining need to own same pair of AnnTaylor black jeans in sizes 8, 10, and 12. Turn Ons: Really nice people. And cute baby animals. Oh, and world peace. Turn Offs: Really mean people. And people who are mean to animals. And people who don't like world peace. Please note that, while the cuffs and collar do not match, the DDDs are all too real.
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LeftPinky 4150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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02-05-04, 10:21 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
That reminds me of a joke, but it's a bit off kilter. created by the amazing JSlice!
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:58 PM (EST)
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9. "Reply" |
I heart JSlice
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:58 PM (EST)
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10. "to" |
I heart JSlice
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:58 PM (EST)
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11. "my" |
I heart JSlice
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:09 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: posts!" |
Pleasanton, but I work in Oakland
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DebCapsFan 2747 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-05-04, 07:54 AM (EST)
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67. "RE: dont you dare" |
Okay. Twins it is. I am happy with mine too.
*waves to her twin*
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:01 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Shall I break out the photoshop? You too can be an airbrushed goddess!
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 05:00 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: PG-13 type Centerfold" |
well it was either that or taking gingers "eye" and replacing Janets "sun" with it. I tried to err on the side of caution.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 05:56 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: PG-13 type Centerfold" |
A centerfold? yes. But slow to realize the consequences of a "bring it on" around here
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:04 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
not much further now - post like the wind my friend. post. like. the. wind.
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DebCapsFan 2747 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-05-04, 07:54 AM (EST)
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68. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
This is such cheating.
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