All right, kat. . . you are SOOOOOOO asking for it! And ME against SEX? HAHAHAHA! All depends on the time and place, my dear--my only complaint is when some crazed feline comes into the bar and has to shove her tail under EVERY guy's nose! How are the rest of us supposed to compete with such aggression, I ask you?!

But did I say ANYTHING about you entering the X-rated biz? I never bothered seeing Charlie's Angel's, so perhaps this is something I should've been aware of. . . I thought it was all hair and not-quite-Bruce-Lee stuff--right up your alley! (HA! ALLEY!)

And yes--I didn't add to sleeeve's prospects, because Mr. Free-To-Lay was too perfect. He'll probably wind up on Burnett's payroll, in the same way that the government ends up hiring computer hackers because they know how to foil their own kind.

And would you believe I forgot the man who started it all? Yes, shakes will have his BV fame, his fifteen minutes from LC, then he will star in an ill-fated revival of the Bozo show--ill-fated, because he will be discovered in possession of a pet midget, who is left alone with an ill-stocked cooler and rescued (nigh unto the brink of death) by a radical PETM group on a liberation raid. Parents everywhere will hold STC memorabilia burnings, and years later, he will only be able to get a job hosting a lame internet game show and doing occasional guest appearances on WWF PPVs. Won't even be able to fall back on the practice of law to pay the bills, because Kismet will get his disbarred for fucking up her BV contract so badly and absconding with her money. Forced to leave the country, his only joy will be in frequenting chat rooms to tell all who will listen of his former fame--and the way Goldie Hawn conspired to take it all away from him. I do predict he will ultimately find fame and fortune in France, however, once they discover how abysmal his talents truly are--and what an asshole he is, deep down (being a pr¡ck is the official pasttime in Paris, you know.) Very sad.

As for your unwarranted attack on me, kitty. . . I am wondering if you are TRYING to get booted off BV, or just heard that you're already slated to be next, so you're taking pot shots while you can. . . Really, I may never understand the feline mind. . .

GT