How about for Jodi?
"Queen of My Double Wide" (country song, don't remember the artist.)Or, also for Jodi, the Julie Brown song, "I Like Them Big and Stupid." (meh. speed dating.)
For Kim, also Julie Brown, "Homecoming Queen's Gotta Gun." (Everybody run! the homecoming queen's gotta gun!) --Kim aka "Homecoming Queen." Orrrr, for Kim, "Don't Let Me Get Me" by Pink. "Every day I fight a war against this mirror, of the image staring back at me..." (meh. go use the bathroom with the smaller mirror!!)
Lisa2-Self-Esteem, by the Offspring, particularly the line, "The more you suffer, the more you show you really care-------right?"