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"Practical Jokes"
GetBy_er 63 desperate attention whore postings
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08-21-00, 03:30 PM (EST)
 
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"Practical Jokes" |
Any ideas for 'Survivor' practical jokes?1) Torches that automatically relight 2) Line the inside of Jeff's torch snuffer with flash powder 3) Put a mouse trap in the voting box 4) Wait for Richard to go fishing then release a dolphin, trained to steal the food. 5) Sour some of the rice - mix in something harmless that makes boiled rice less tasty - put BB's shirt next to the bag. 6) Whoopee-brand Log stools 7) Hide a mike at the voting booth and put speakers by where the tribe sits. 8) Toss five chicken carcases and release a dozen monitor lizards around the latrine while some (Sean?) is doing their business 9) Rent the animatronic moray eel from 'The Deep' and surprise Rich, Sue, and Greg as they go fishing 10) Rig the rafts with rope that deteriorates in salt water 11) Get a rubber sea krait snake, draw two bite marks on your inner thigh and run towards the Pagong women while holding the snake, screaming 'help me! Throw the snake away once you get close. 12) Write messages in the sand for one castaway - make them from the 'Breeze God' 13) Have everyone agree to not write down names, but rather write down descriptions of the people they're voting off. (e.g. The shorter of the two left handed people in my tribe)
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Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings
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08-21-00, 04:21 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Practical Jokes" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-21-00 AT 04:22 PM (EST)14. Glue the note into the Jungle Mail tube. 15. When Dicque has his shorts off, fill the crotch with itching powder. 16. Replace Sean's tube of Preparation H with toothpaste spiked with cayenne pepper. 17. Move the latrine log onto the other side of the hole for Sue's nightly visit to the Latrine. Put leaves over the Glory Hole to disquise it. 18. Move the whole Rattana camp to the old Pagong beach when they are at one of the challenges. 19. Force feed Rudy with slightly underripe cherries and a pot of beans and then have everyone play a game of Twister for one of the challenges to win immunity from the sleeping quarters that night. 20. Keep pointing at Kelly's back and say "what happened to your tattoo??"
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Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings
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08-21-00, 07:53 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Practical Jokes" |
Sounds like you did that at camp, Ratso. We put someones finger in warm water and let him piss the bed. Now that was hilarious. The toothpaste and feather trick would be good too.
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings
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08-21-00, 11:30 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Practical Jokes" |
I laughed out loud at #4, #6 and #7. Never been good with practical jokes but I have a suggestion for the start of the final 2 hour episode..... Jif Probst tells the final four that before their next reward challenge they each get to breathe 60 seconds of pure Oxygen because they are going to need it.
All four comply.
But it's NOT Oxygen in the tank ---
it's that weird gas (Helium?)that makes everyone speak in the same high-pitched Minnie Mouse voice that is so funny, yet annoying.
The first 15 minutes of the episode showing Susan, Rudy, Kelly and Richard arguing, plotting and trying to whisper in that MM voice would be hysterical. Dalton
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Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 10:02 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Practical Jokes" |
Dalton, your sick man, sick. I think nitrous oxide would be much better, 4 stoned fools and the Anal Probe.
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GetBy_er 63 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 10:45 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 08-22-00 AT 10:46 AM (EST)For the sake of this practical joke, Rich knows Rudy's wife's name. Rudy wakes up and Rich says 'Who's Donna?'
Rudy 'H'uh'
Rich "Last night, while you were asleep you put your hand on my shoulder and started calling me Donna. <pause, pause>. It was nice:
2:00 AM, Play a tape of AK-47 gunfire with some Vietnamese (or Korean) shouting on it. Send up a star shell and get a picture of Rudy.
Have the crew wear masks of the people that were voted off. During the aerial Rope Course challenge, pull back a tarp to reveal a large pit under the course with several dozen snakes in the bottom of it.
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Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 11:10 AM (EST)
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You know what Get....that Rudy/Rich one was priceless, priceless. Thanks for the great laugh.
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wiglesworthless 15 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 02:50 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Practical Jokes" |
How about emptying the contents of the latrine into the mud volcano before the challenge?Three words -- Sandpaper Toilet Tissue! Hey Rat Chef...Do they serve Rat's ass at The Olive Garden? I'm going there tonight!!! Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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Rat Chef 216 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 03:52 PM (EST)
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16. "Rat Chef spammed" |
Rat Chef is sorry.
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Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 05:32 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Rat Chef spammed" |
Ratso, is there some special hint in your last post that Spam has Rat in it. Tell me it ain't so Ratso.
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tribal goddess 10 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 06:50 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Rat Chef spammed" |
Rat Chef what are you smoking today? BTW, you mentioned that "S" word in an earlier post. You wouldn't want anyone to think you were paranoid or taking any psychotic meds would you ? heh heh
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Magical Coconut 32 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 05:59 PM (EST)
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18. "The Meanest Practical Joke" |
If they ask for a good message board, you can always send them to SurvivorSucks.com.Boy will they be shocked. WARNING: This practical joke may cause physical backlash from the recipient and should not be played on the weak at heart. CAUTION: They may die of boredom.
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Magical Coconut 32 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 08:27 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: The Meanest Practical Joke" |
He had a revelation as he was bent over, grabbing the toner cartridge.
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Rat Chef 216 desperate attention whore postings
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08-22-00, 11:44 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: The Meanest Practical Joke" |
><I've been feeling a little odd>
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>How can you tell, Ratso? My facial tics stop ... all at once Very unsettling
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