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"Practical Jokes"
Posted by GetBy_er on 08-21-00 at 03:30 PM
Any ideas for 'Survivor' practical jokes?

1) Torches that automatically relight

2) Line the inside of Jeff's torch snuffer with flash powder

3) Put a mouse trap in the voting box

4) Wait for Richard to go fishing then release a dolphin, trained to steal the food.

5) Sour some of the rice - mix in something harmless that makes boiled rice less tasty - put BB's shirt next to the bag.

6) Whoopee-brand Log stools

7) Hide a mike at the voting booth and put speakers by where the tribe sits.

8) Toss five chicken carcases and release a dozen monitor lizards around the latrine while some (Sean?) is doing their business

9) Rent the animatronic moray eel from 'The Deep' and surprise Rich, Sue, and Greg as they go fishing

10) Rig the rafts with rope that deteriorates in salt water

11) Get a rubber sea krait snake, draw two bite marks on your inner thigh and run towards the Pagong women while holding the snake, screaming 'help me! Throw the snake away once you get close.

12) Write messages in the sand for one castaway - make them from the 'Breeze God'

13) Have everyone agree to not write down names, but rather write down descriptions of the people they're voting off. (e.g. The shorter of the two left handed people in my tribe)

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"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Leif Eriksen on 08-21-00 at 04:21 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-21-00 AT 04:22 PM (EST)

14. Glue the note into the Jungle Mail tube.

15. When Dicque has his shorts off, fill the crotch with itching powder.

16. Replace Sean's tube of Preparation H with toothpaste spiked with cayenne pepper.

17. Move the latrine log onto the other side of the hole for Sue's nightly visit to the Latrine. Put leaves over the Glory Hole to disquise it.

18. Move the whole Rattana camp to the old Pagong beach when they are at one of the challenges.

19. Force feed Rudy with slightly underripe cherries and a pot of beans and then have everyone play a game of Twister for one of the challenges to win immunity from the sleeping quarters that night.

20. Keep pointing at Kelly's back and say "what happened to your tattoo??"

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Rat Chef on 08-21-00 at 04:56 PM
Two words:

toothpaste + feather


hee hee ... that one just cracks me up

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Leif Eriksen on 08-21-00 at 05:55 PM
Ratso, I don't get it...toothpaste + feather....??????
Fill me in buddy.

"I hope they never caught me with my pants down." Jimmy Swaggart after he saw the flash go off outside the window of his motel room.

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Rat Chef on 08-21-00 at 07:17 PM
>Ratso, I don't get it...toothpaste +
>feather....??????
>Fill me in buddy.
>
>"I hope they never caught me
>with my pants down."
>Jimmy Swaggart after he saw
>the flash go off outside
>the window of his motel
>room.

You squirt toothpaste into the victim's hand, then you tickle his nose with the feather ... hee hee .. woo hoo! ... this is killing me ... and the guy goes to scratch his nose and smears toothpaste all over his grill ... aw, god, it's so great ... I just tickle me (so to speak)

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Leif Eriksen on 08-21-00 at 07:53 PM
Sounds like you did that at camp, Ratso. We put someones finger in warm water and let him piss the bed. Now that was hilarious. The toothpaste and feather trick would be good too.
"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by tribal goddess on 08-22-00 at 06:02 PM
>>Two words

Toothpaste + feather

hee hee ... that one cracks me up>>

Where I come from it's shaving cream and a feather, Rat Chef. Shaving cream is much lighter

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Dalton on 08-21-00 at 11:30 PM
I laughed out loud at #4, #6 and #7.

Never been good with practical jokes but I have a suggestion for the start of the final 2 hour episode.....

Jif Probst tells the final four that before their next reward challenge they each get to breathe 60 seconds of pure Oxygen because they are going to need it.
All four comply.
But it's NOT Oxygen in the tank ---
it's that weird gas (Helium?)that makes everyone speak in the same high-pitched Minnie Mouse voice that is so funny, yet annoying.
The first 15 minutes of the episode showing Susan, Rudy, Kelly and Richard arguing, plotting and trying to whisper in that MM voice would be hysterical.

Dalton

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Leif Eriksen on 08-22-00 at 10:02 AM
Dalton, your sick man, sick. I think nitrous oxide would be much better, 4 stoned fools and the Anal Probe.
"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by GetBy_er on 08-22-00 at 10:45 AM
LAST EDITED ON 08-22-00 AT 10:46 AM (EST)

For the sake of this practical joke, Rich knows Rudy's wife's name.

Rudy wakes up and Rich says 'Who's Donna?'
Rudy 'H'uh'
Rich "Last night, while you were asleep you put your hand on my shoulder and started calling me Donna. <pause, pause>. It was nice:


2:00 AM, Play a tape of AK-47 gunfire with some Vietnamese (or Korean) shouting on it. Send up a star shell and get a picture of Rudy.

Have the crew wear masks of the people that were voted off.

During the aerial Rope Course challenge, pull back a tarp to reveal a large pit under the course with several dozen snakes in the bottom of it.

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Leif Eriksen on 08-22-00 at 11:10 AM
You know what Get....that Rudy/Rich one was priceless, priceless. Thanks for the great laugh.
"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Rat Chef on 08-22-00 at 11:48 AM
<<Have the crew wear masks of the people that were voted off.>>


Hey, wait a minute ... we could do that here with the people exiled from Suckville ... whoa!

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by shanana banana on 08-22-00 at 12:16 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-22-00 AT 12:17 PM (EST)

>2:00 AM, Play a tape of
>AK-47 gunfire with some Vietnamese
>(or Korean) shouting on it.
>Send up a star shell
>and get a picture of
>Rudy.
>
>
My mouth hurts from laughing so hard at this thread, but this one really got me going!


You sickos!!

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by wiglesworthless on 08-22-00 at 02:50 PM
How about emptying the contents of the latrine into the mud volcano before the challenge?

Three words -- Sandpaper Toilet Tissue!

Hey Rat Chef...Do they serve Rat's ass at The Olive Garden? I'm going there tonight!!!

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Rat Chef on 08-22-00 at 03:21 PM
<<Hey Rat Chef...Do they serve Rat's ass at The Olive Garden? I'm going there tonight!!!>>


Nope, they serve rat ##### ... and, yes, you'll need a knife and fork to manage it (think Andouille sausage).

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Rat Chef on 08-22-00 at 03:22 PM
><<Hey Rat Chef...Do they serve Rat's ass at The Olive Garden? I'm going there tonight!!!>>
>
>
>Nope, they serve rat ##### ...
>and, yes, you'll need a
>knife and fork to manage
>it (think Andouille sausage).


##### = peckers

"RE: Practical Jokes"
Posted by Rat Chef on 08-22-00 at 03:22 PM
><<Hey Rat Chef...Do they serve Rat's ass at The Olive Garden? I'm going there tonight!!!>>
>
>
>Nope, they serve rat ##### ...
>and, yes, you'll need a
>knife and fork to manage
>it (think Andouille sausage).


##### = peckers

"Rat Chef spammed"
Posted by Rat Chef on 08-22-00 at 03:52 PM
Rat Chef is sorry.
"RE: Rat Chef spammed"
Posted by Leif Eriksen on 08-22-00 at 05:32 PM
Ratso, is there some special hint in your last post that Spam has Rat in it. Tell me it ain't so Ratso.
"RE: Rat Chef spammed"
Posted by tribal goddess on 08-22-00 at 06:50 PM
Rat Chef what are you smoking today? BTW, you mentioned that "S" word in an earlier post. You wouldn't want anyone to think you were paranoid or taking any psychotic meds would you ? heh heh
"The Meanest Practical Joke"
Posted by Magical Coconut on 08-22-00 at 05:59 PM
If they ask for a good message board, you can always send them to SurvivorSucks.com.

Boy will they be shocked.

WARNING: This practical joke may cause physical backlash from the recipient and should not be played on the weak at heart.

CAUTION: They may die of boredom.

"RE: The Meanest Practical Joke"
Posted by Rat Chef on 08-22-00 at 07:00 PM
<<Rat Chef what are you smoking today? >>


One of the EA's dropped a toner cartridge in the office ... I've been feeling a little odd ever since ... that would, of course, explain my "Richard wins" prediction

"RE: The Meanest Practical Joke"
Posted by Leif Eriksen on 08-22-00 at 08:10 PM
<I've been feeling a little odd>

How can you tell, Ratso?

"RE: The Meanest Practical Joke"
Posted by Magical Coconut on 08-22-00 at 08:27 PM
He had a revelation as he was bent over, grabbing the toner cartridge.
"RE: The Meanest Practical Joke"
Posted by Rat Chef on 08-22-00 at 11:44 PM
><I've been feeling a little odd>
>
>How can you tell, Ratso?

My facial tics stop ... all at once

Very unsettling