Dear Mom, PS (from above):

After having though it over, I've decided to take your advice and straighten up and fly right.

That was my resolution last night after the mellow jello shots that followed the yellow jello wrestling contests. I swear, we started off with Speedos on, but if you'll remember your old mud/oil/slime/whatever pit wrestling days, clothing just comes undone.

BTW, I think you should know (and be proud to hear) that everyone has heard of you (your stage name), "Clarice the Piece" from the Palomino Club and other top venues in Vegas. Apparently there in a Wikipedia entry for you too, pictures and all. I'm so proud. My Mom, the most famous stripper/whore in Vegas history. I always wondered how you got all those autograph tattoos.

Anyway, there I was. I straightened up and found that my back didn't hurt so badly when I wasn't so slumped over all the time. But then I tried to fly right and sprained myself in places that used to be protected by my slump. Did I take that advice "to Fly" too literally? I think I may have, unless "flying right" means the same thing as "plummeting to the ground in a bone cracking crash". Because that's what happened.

So now I'm back into the mellow Jello shots, but a spectator judge of the yellow jello wrestling. Right now we have a Babushka and a Maniac in the ring, and no quarter is being given. Just ones. I accidentally tossed in a twenty because I forgot to look at the bill.

Added to the entertainment is the masked nepharious Phantom Plasher that's being seen more and more lately. Actually considering the fact that he's completely naked (except for the mask), we see all of him there is to see. But he's so phast that he's here one second, then in a phlash, he's gone. Oh well, another mystery that will surely clear itself up in the phuture.

Yours achingly and adoringly,
Kingfish

On to the HutCam. Cam on:

1. Idol Worship: Will it be revealed that there is another real genuine Jiffy approved Hidden Immunity Idol somewhere, anywhere? {y/n} +25 No.

2. Rewarding Experience: Who wins reward and name one person that they take along? (going alone is an option) +25 each part
Laura, Monica

3. Immunization: Who wins the coveted Immunity Necklace this week? +25
Russ

4. I’m Tellin’ My Mama: Points for writing a letter home telling all your dirty secrets! +25