Wha!?
CT this, CT that, CT this again and CT is all that.
I get it.
She's that derned cool.
But nary a shout-out for the g-list loser ex-host?

Well then...
1. Idol Worship: No

2. Rewarding Experience: John and he brings RussHell, Dave and Brett.

3. Immunization: RussHell

4. I’m Tellin’ My Mama: Guh...
Dear Mom,
Camp sucks.
No one talks to me.
I have a sunburn... all over.
I've gained 20lbs in Malt-beverage weight.
Right now, I'm drunk, nekkid and drunk... and nekkid.
Okay...camp ain't sooo bad.
Still, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna ask for a care package.
Please send me some SPF30, Buffalo Blue Kettle Crisps, a pair of Beer-Googles and a supply of pixels.

-tribe

P.S. Sorry this is soo short, I'm drunk and nekkid and phresh out of extra-curricular phinger-movements.

Who was that masked man?

LAST EDITED ON 11-12-09 AT 11:24 AM (EST)

....from the singing competition, a little inspiration for Tribe......

I'm laying here nekkid and I can't remember why
I hope {s}he was pretty and I hope {s}he was kind
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere easy to find

Oh, oh! Another one.

Them boys from Oklahoma rolls their bunks? all wrong
They're too damn skinny and way too long
I ain't no holy roller so I just use a prong?
Them boys from Oklahoma roll their bunks? all wrong
Them boys down in Texas have some damn fine seed?
They bring? it 'cross the Rio, it's a Mexican breed

Just makes me think of you, Tribe.
{dear mom - there are sing-a-longs!}

A Tribe Creation - Springtime 2008

shhhhh I'm trying to throw off suspicion meet me in the storage shed.......

Fear and Loathing Tribe style 2008

Relax everyone. I'll go get some more coconuts and lime. I think they're in the storage shed. Back in a minute.

A Tribe Creation - Springtime 2008

Next on the Loser Lodge Network:

The Shed Chronicles

Agman S19 Samoa

Come on everyone, sing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LxC3M-Yngs

clunk, crash

Carp, it's really dark in here.....oooooh I just touched something. psssssst, anyone in here......

Grrrr It's best to play dead when sock puppets attack

*sings* put da lime in da coconut and drink 'em bot up

A Tribe Creation - Springtime 2008

Come on over here Tribey, I've saved this seat just for you.

Comfy? Let me get you another beer and maybe some nachos?

Feel better now? How about I share my suntan lotion with you next?

Talking is way overrated!

Dear Mom, PS (from above):

After having though it over, I've decided to take your advice and straighten up and fly right.

That was my resolution last night after the mellow jello shots that followed the yellow jello wrestling contests. I swear, we started off with Speedos on, but if you'll remember your old mud/oil/slime/whatever pit wrestling days, clothing just comes undone.

BTW, I think you should know (and be proud to hear) that everyone has heard of you (your stage name), "Clarice the Piece" from the Palomino Club and other top venues in Vegas. Apparently there in a Wikipedia entry for you too, pictures and all. I'm so proud. My Mom, the most famous stripper/whore in Vegas history. I always wondered how you got all those autograph tattoos.

Anyway, there I was. I straightened up and found that my back didn't hurt so badly when I wasn't so slumped over all the time. But then I tried to fly right and sprained myself in places that used to be protected by my slump. Did I take that advice "to Fly" too literally? I think I may have, unless "flying right" means the same thing as "plummeting to the ground in a bone cracking crash". Because that's what happened.

So now I'm back into the mellow Jello shots, but a spectator judge of the yellow jello wrestling. Right now we have a Babushka and a Maniac in the ring, and no quarter is being given. Just ones. I accidentally tossed in a twenty because I forgot to look at the bill.

Added to the entertainment is the masked nepharious Phantom Plasher that's being seen more and more lately. Actually considering the fact that he's completely naked (except for the mask), we see all of him there is to see. But he's so phast that he's here one second, then in a phlash, he's gone. Oh well, another mystery that will surely clear itself up in the phuture.

Yours achingly and adoringly,
Kingfish

On to the HutCam. Cam on:

1. Idol Worship: Will it be revealed that there is another real genuine Jiffy approved Hidden Immunity Idol somewhere, anywhere? {y/n} +25 No.

2. Rewarding Experience: Who wins reward and name one person that they take along? (going alone is an option) +25 each part
Laura, Monica

3. Immunization: Who wins the coveted Immunity Necklace this week? +25
Russ

4. I’m Tellin’ My Mama: Points for writing a letter home telling all your dirty secrets! +25

1. Idol Worship: Will it be revealed that there is another real genuine Jiffy approved Hidden Immunity Idol somewhere, anywhere? {y/n} +25

Yep. Or maybe the leftover from the blindsided Erik?

2. Rewarding Experience: Who wins reward and name one person that they take along? (going alone is an option) +25 each part

John and Kelly

3. Immunization: Who wins the coveted Immunity Necklace this week? +25

Brett

4. I’m Tellin’ My Mama: Points for writing a letter home telling all your dirty secrets! +25

Hello Mom. Those Champion tees and shorts came in very handy for the beach volleyball tourney. Thanks for the Gatorade too. It mixes well with rum It's very refreshing after a hot day at the beach. I can't find all of those tees and shorts, but I'll keep looking. There's nothing to be seen of me on You Tube, so you can stop looking. I'm doing just fine. The food is good. Coconut juice is good with rum lime juice. I also like having it rubbed think it's good for the skin; a natural moisturizer. We decorated for Halloween and the fake evil pumpkins didn't get me; they tried real hard though; those nice and polite southern boys got us away from the evil pumpkins; you can't stomp 'em out and you can't make 'em run you know. The girls here are nice too. And smart. We all helped decorate each other's shacks and trailers. Very trashy homey. I promise not to get any tattoos or anything, k? Going to drop this swimsuit and head on down to the beach for some fun in the sun. Bye.

A Tribe Creation - Springtime 2008

LAST EDITED ON 11-11-09 AT 01:12 AM (EST)

There is really only one letter home that can be mentioned here:

with a twist

1. Idol Worship: Will it be revealed that there is another real genuine Jiffy approved Hidden Immunity Idol somewhere, anywhere? {y/n} +25
Yes and RussHole will find it

2. Rewarding Experience: Who wins reward and name one person that they take along? (going alone is an option) +25 each part
Jaison, as a loner

3. Immunization: Who wins the coveted Immunity Necklace this week? +25
RussHole

4. I’m Tellin’ My Mama: Points for writing a letter home telling all your dirty secrets! +25
cjek

with a twist

I keep trying to pull this up, but it's not working for me for some reason. But now that I see the url, this is what I was thinking when I first read Guppy's post.

1. Idol Worship: Will it be revealed that there is another real genuine Jiffy approved Hidden Immunity Idol somewhere, anywhere? {y/n} +25 Yes

2. Rewarding Experience: Who wins reward and name one person that they take along? (going alone is an option) +25 each part Kelly takes Monica

3. Immunization: Who wins the coveted Immunity Necklace this week? +25 Jaison

4. I’m Tellin’ My Mama: Points for writing a letter home telling all your dirty secrets! +25 I never tell my mama my dirty secrets!

1. Idol Worship: Will it be revealed that there is another real genuine Jiffy approved Hidden Immunity Idol somewhere, anywhere? Yes

2. Rewarding Experience: Who wins reward and name one person that they take along? (going alone is an option) Kelly, Mick

3. Immunization: Who wins the coveted Immunity Necklace this week? Russhell

4. I’m Tellin’ My Mama: Points for writing a letter home telling all your dirty secrets!

Dear Mom,

I am having $o much more fun now that you let me go to thi$ new camp. The food is really good and there is a never ending $upply of thing$ to drink, although I think you may be a little $urpri$ed at my "extra$" bill at the end of the $ea$on. The people are really nice and really ca$ual, in fact I am $ending a box of my clothe$ back home because I don't really need them. We do lot$ of $porting activitie$ too, like uh, $wimming and volleyball. Really I don't know why the camp across the lake calls us Loser$ becau$e I've never had $o much fun in my life.

Mi$$ you,
XO
CTgirl