Frooom the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, Tonight's Top Ten list, Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks. Here's a little known fact for you, I don't even know what the hell "Blowsvivor" is. I remember Shakesvivor. Now that was a show!

Paul: Agreed. High quality entertainment.

Dave: Yeah, I guess this is just an extention of the aforementioned programming. Ah well...Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks..........heeeeeeeeeeeere we go....

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10. 3 Episodes, No Top Ten Lists. What's up with that?

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9. 37% less backstabbing than the real thing.

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8. I just can't identify with the characters yet.

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7. No one on either tribe is sleeping with their mother...yet.

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6. They haven't eaten in a week and superman still has those love handles.

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5. Idiots! Now who's gonna protect you from Mojo Jojo.

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4. Too many kitties, not enough pussy.

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3. Reading it makes me break out with pus filled hives.

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2. Theme song is nothing but a bunch of first graders screaming "Milk, Milk, Lemonade around the corner Fudge is made!"

..........and the number one Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks..........

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1. Two words: No Man-breasts!