My Johnny-boy when thinking of Janelle.
My Johnny-boy when not thinking of Janelle.A rock rolling down the hill.
Helium (Or any gaseous element. Or any element in any phase. Or…well you can see where this is going).
Chen-bot 7.0 (wait, this may actually be a tie).
Plankton
Alga
Anaerobic bacteria
Cynobacteria
Inert Martian bacteria spores that have lain dormant for 3+ billion years. (Actually this may be another tie).
But I loves my Janie, yes I do!