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"Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"

Posted by Estee on 09-01-06 at 09:41 AM
In the tradition of 'Things That Weigh Less Than Janu', let's try to reach below the unreachable one more time...

Starting off with:

T.O's posse.
Any member of the Phelps Church.
Oil company public relations executives.
Big Brother Slop.
Marcellas' bathrobe.
A fingernail clipping.

(This sigpic.)


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"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-01-06 at 10:05 AM
Cocker Spaniels
Rush Limbaugh Dittoheads
Milk So Spoiled It Is Chunky
Salacious Crumb
Sheep

"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by LibraRising on 09-01-06 at 10:49 AM
Heaven's Gate members.
A Disney villain's underling.
North Carolina in colonial times.
Priscilla Presley near the end of The Naked Gun.
Drone bees.
The borg.


Look at me! I made a Star Trek reference! And I've only seen one full episode my entire life.


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by Estee on 09-01-06 at 11:10 AM
A Disney villain's underling.

Now that's low.

Does this make Will a Disney villain?


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by LibraRising on 09-01-06 at 11:34 AM
If so, I foresee a death caused by falling off a tower or a cliff or some other high place in his future.


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"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by bdemoney on 09-01-06 at 11:15 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-01-06 AT 11:18 AM (EST)

David Koresh followers
My pet turtle
My son's pet rock
The seeds from a piece of watermelon
Jim Jones followers

But seriously, I have always liked Janelle, both last season and even most of this one. But last night's display was thoroughly pathetic.

If she had formed an independent thought, with even a bit of strategy involved, she could have put Erika and Boogie up then nominated Will when Erika took herself off the block, ensuring that either Will or Boogie went home.

I really do think at this point, as someone slse said, that if she and Will were both nominated and she won POV that he would somehow talk her into using it on him. Convincing her that it was in her best interest. What a sap!


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by pumpkinqueen on 09-01-06 at 07:48 PM
I made a Star Trek reference! And I've only seen one full episode my entire life.

this--i can't resist! although the borg are the best, there are also the:

1. Jem'Hadar
2. Ocampa
3. Tribbles


Fembots by Tribe: L.O.J., One for all, all for Janelle!


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-02-06 at 06:01 AM
Might as well throw in the Bynars and the J'Naii too!

"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by pumpkinqueen on 09-02-06 at 11:41 PM
i thought about listing an EMH and the Hirogen too, but yours are much better!


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"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by geg6 on 09-01-06 at 11:07 AM
A rock
A brick
A cement block
A slab of marble


However, after listening to a speech filled with complete a
misunderstanding of history, political theory, the meaning of the word "ideology," grammar, and syntax, I can honestly say I have found someone who is less capable of independent thought than Janelle.


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by Estee on 09-01-06 at 11:20 AM
Which LOJ member made the speech?



(Prepares to run.)


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by nailbone on 09-01-06 at 02:19 PM
*whack*


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"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by J Slice on 09-01-06 at 11:38 AM
Lemmings
Any contestant on the Price is Right
Yankee fans


Do I like Janelle? Sure. Do I think she made a dumbass decision? fvck yes.


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by LibraRising on 09-01-06 at 12:17 PM
Yankee fans

God'll get you for that, Walter.


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"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by kingfish on 09-01-06 at 01:15 PM
My Johnny-boy when thinking of Janelle.
My Johnny-boy when not thinking of Janelle.

A rock rolling down the hill.

Helium (Or any gaseous element. Or any element in any phase. Or…well you can see where this is going).

Chen-bot 7.0 (wait, this may actually be a tie).

Plankton
Alga
Anaerobic bacteria
Cynobacteria

Inert Martian bacteria spores that have lain dormant for 3+ billion years. (Actually this may be another tie).


But I loves my Janie, yes I do!



"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by J Slice on 09-01-06 at 01:19 PM
This is kinda irrelevant, but haven't you always wondered whether or not Chenbot could do the robot?

I would pay to see that. Breakdancin' Julie.



"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by nailbone on 09-01-06 at 02:20 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-01-06 AT 02:23 PM (EST)

But which is worse...Janelle immediately grabbing Will and running off to strategize, or the other hamsters sitting there and watching it happen with no resistance?



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"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by Aruba on 09-01-06 at 03:43 PM
>But which is worse...Janelle immediately
>grabbing Will and running off
>to strategize, or the other
>hamsters sitting there and watching
>it happen with no resistance?
>
...or when Janelle and Will returns she begins her nomination speech by saying she didn't have time to talk about it???

"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-01-06 at 03:49 PM
I wondered the exact same thing, Boner. How could the other three just sit on the couch and not realize that Will has been pulling their strings the same way that he was pulling Janelle's. Every last one of them is pathetic.

"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by AZ_Leo on 09-01-06 at 04:52 PM
How could the other three just sit on the couch and not realize that Will has been pulling their strings

Because Will wasn't there to tell them that he wasn't there, they didn't realize he wasn't there.


A tribephyl original


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by Estee on 09-01-06 at 05:02 PM
Will hasn't told me if I can agree with this or not. Now what?

"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by Aruba on 09-01-06 at 03:53 PM
I'm a Janelle fan, but I can't walk away from the opportunity to partake in a little sarcasm.

1) A doorstop
2) A Japanese figher pilot on a Kamikaze mission
3) Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man"


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by Snidget on 09-01-06 at 04:53 PM
The eggplants in my garden.
FLDS members
Yogurt.

Things less capable of thought of any sort. Some people on a weather blog who are not meterologists but just play them on the internet. Honestly.They.Made.Howie.Look.Like.A.Genius. Yep, all the models, everyone at the NHC, NWS, TWC and every person that earned a Ph.D studying the weather are all wrong and Ernesto is going to do something extremely unpredictable and come to your house, personally, as a Cat 3 no less. Yes, hurricane's do weird things, but the models predict something weird will happen, sometimes they just don't know which weird (I like when the cone of probability is a bullseye around the storm....we think it is going to go somewhere, maybe?). Fortunately the good outweigh the bad there and lots of info from people where the storm really was, not where people were trying to wishcast it to.


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by kingfish on 09-01-06 at 08:02 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-01-06 AT 08:04 PM (EST)

Here you go Snidget, drain this....


Have another...

That's what a Hurricane (the drink) was invented for. Watching the weather geniuses. It is not a coincidence that it was invented in New Orleans, nor that it is traditionally served in 26+ oz glasses.

.


"RE: Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle"
Posted by okaychatt on 09-02-06 at 11:51 AM
<Things More Capable Of Independent Thought Than Janelle

As a LOJ charter member, I am reduced to playing this Dump on Janelle game.

Ans. - An amoeba.

She had a brief spurt of independence when she suggested Erika and Boogie, but that flame was quickly doused by the Head Brainwasher, Will.

She's got game, but she has lost her will to play and beat Will.

Win the POV, dammit. USE IT. Then put Will up by default. Vote the b****** OFF.

Never happen. Sigh.


Everyone is entitled to my opinion.