LAST EDITED ON 09-06-11 AT 07:37 AM (EST)Courtesy of Jokers, here's what she said:
-in 2018 Shelly will make millions when her book how I created the perfect tan and how you tan too reaches #3 on the all-time best seller list.
-In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, P will move to Anchorage, Alaska, and buy an igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie.
-In 2014 Jeff will disappear from society, he will be last seen wandering the Chicago streets muttering only two words: Clown Shoe.
-On Oct 15th, 2011 at 3:42pm Dani will reconcile with her father D.ick. On Oct 15th, 2011 at 3:49pm they will go back to not speaking.
-In 2014 after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines in a sleep study Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester.
-In 2016 Lawon will take new york fashion week by storm when he launches his handsomefied line of hats, ties, and jackets.
-After taking 9 years to earn his PHD Brendan will shock scholars and physicians alike after discovering the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life: Athlete's foot.
-In 2020 Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings into a line of bacon scented heavy metal teddy bears for children.
-In 2018 Rachel will give birth to a 9lb 6oz bouncing baby boy, naming it Bookie Junior after it's proud father.
-In 2012 Cassie will land a role alongside international mega star David Hasselhoff in the countryfied Baywatch reboot, RIVERWATCH.
-In 2015 Evel D.ick will start a Christmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily tattooed orphans changing his name from Evel D.ick to old St. D.ick.
-In 2013 Dominic will grace the cover of 17 magazine with the headline "total DOM-ination" He will dethrone pop sensation Justin Beiber as America's favorite heart throb.
-In 2015 Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called "Love Rejection" but it will be short lived, after it's revealed he tried to date all 29 female contestants.
-In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard Jordan will launch a line of humilitard inspired items including the humilicar, the humilifier and the humili-bake oven.