lol @ Georj - marshall arts? - groan

I know Chuck played a Texas Ranger but Chuck Norris wanted the Martial Arts duel named after him. I didn't argue.

Jiffy: Wake up Huyopa, time for another round. This is the Chuck Norris Martial Arts Challenge. Wes & Keith vs Josh & Reed. You've been provided with the rules, or lack there of. Take 20 seconds to plot your strategy...and time's up.

Who's going first? Keith and Reed? OK get in the ring. ding-ding someone wake Wes up, Keith & Reed, go.

Reed circles Keith three times while Keith gives him the stink-eye, no wait, that's not the stink eye, Reed made Keith dizzy by circling him and Keith has lost focus. Reed swoops in with a karate chop to the shoulder and Keith goes down spitting. >ding-ding<

Jiffy: Reed wins, way to compete Keith, next match-up is Wes & Josh. Would someone please wake Wes up. Just poke him with something, do I have to do everything here? Wes & Josh get in there and make Chuck Norris proud. ding-ding

Josh executes a perfect Grande Jeté and parts Wes's hair. Wes, all wide eyed feels his head and notices for the first time in his life, his part is straight. While admiring his part Wes didn't notice Josh moving towards him in a series of dangerously fast pirouettes, at the last second Josh does a flying leg sweep and sends Wes back to nighty-night land.

Jiffy: Apparently dance is much closer to martial arts than firefighting, Josh & Reed win the Chuck Norris Martial Arts Round 2 Challenge and I'm going to the bar.