Alright, man. Here's my take on things, dude.Man, the heat here has been, like, killer. Then we go to this Reward Challenge, they vote for Curly Sue and I to go on some picnic reward lunch.
Man, I stole the picnic basket from Gary, Amy, and Midge and ate all the food. So then I get back to camp, dude, and WTF all my bros are gone! And I'm left with Maggot, Dr. Doolittle, and some law school biitch who doesn't know how to STFU, man. Dude.
Yeah I flipped this shiit around, man. I sided with Staphenie and Jamie. And I've never been prouder. Dude.
It's my jungle now, biitches!!
And WTF you gunna do about it, man? I'm king of the jungle and, dude, I'm sexily weighing-in at 347 lbs. Man, I'm on top of the world right now. Man.
Dude.
Man.
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